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Patriotism edition

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hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

First for Guatemala

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sue

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Fuck off Rorke

why make threads early you pathetic cunt

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Imma Sneed chuck, i like a quick fuck and suck

Alri

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I have to go clean the house because it looks like a trap house and moms coming to visit and i have been doing lines the whole time

Schizoleaf is the one who gave Oxford AIDS

Unironically eating a sausage and coleslaw sandwich right now. Wondering how I got to this point.

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there women are extremely easy
like it's not even a challenge you just talk to them.

Papa Johns>Pizza Hut>>>>>>dog shit>Dominos

Last time I had Domino's the crust was over-garlicy trash and the sauce tasted terrible.

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laughed a little, semi-decent yank post

sexy aoba ass titty cum pusy

That's because they're all drunk. Yanks girls don't do "going out and getting smashed" like ours.

>It struggles, but it still obeys the stimulation signals.

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GEE WIZ, WHAT A DOUCHEBAG. I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS GUY. WHAT A REAL JERK. ASS HAT.

just farted under my covers
fucking reeks

have some respect

Is the sausage cooked? Is there anything else on the sandwich?

Last time I had Dominos was nice but to be fair I got given it for free, and free food tastes nicer.

too scared to have sex in case of an sti

Just remembered yesterday when that lad posted his body and fat incels in this general tried mocking it MAXIMUM cope

reckon i could mogg the entire Army of the Potomac if i went back in time desu lads

This doesn't make any sense, you've just stuck a bunch of British words together without them forming any sort of coherent phrase or sentence

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still upset after posting your body are you

>Is the sausage cooked?
what a ridiculous question

>Is the sausage cooked?
I'm not eating raw sausage, lad.
>Is there anything else on the sandwich?
No.

Main reason I'm using coleslaw is because I have no margarine.

i think thats the joke. cheers!

>thinking that you can join the military without being deployed anywhere
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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what does this even mean

By which I mean is it a hot sausage or a cold one.

probably only possible if you get into something like Cyberwarfare desu. The worst you'd get is deployed to another country or some big camp like Camp Bastion

Oh it's cold leftovers.

WEW subhuman chinks

can imagine a major war happening in the next 4-5 years due to nationalist governments being unwilling to cooperate during the next global financial crash

shut the fuck up

You can and it happens more than people who are deployed
There will be no major war within the next 4-5 years. You're a fat cuckold incel, of course you hate the idea of any sort of work or training

Simply not the case

Я ЗAЛИBAЮ ГЛAЗA КEPOCИHOM

Well obviously I'm not going to care now, am I? You idiot.

i disagree

Won't be in the next 4-5 years
Won't be any nationalist governments either
Back to reality kid, you've been playing too many games

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I knew that mate you fucking bellend.

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any man awake alone chugging pints at almost 1?

coleslaw and sausage sandwich sounds alright. better than sausage and margerine what the fuck

Live you life you dumb bitch, I don't give a fuck.

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Even if it's a token deployment it won't be anywhere dangerous
If this was 2004 then I'd say yeah fair enough, but it isn't.
There will be no major war within the next 4-5 years. Soldiers who signed up in the past 4-6 years now haven't seen any action other than training courses in various locations.

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I don't think you did tbqh.

1. I'm not fat
2. I'm not a cuckold
3. I'm not an incel
4. I don't "hate the idea of any sort of work or training" you fucking bellend, I'm just telling you that you're fucking deluded if you think you can join the military and somehow avoid getting deployed

Lmao, based

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SeeYou're simply wrong and a fat incel who despises the idea of work or training, aren't you?

>he doesn't understand the british deadpan sense of humour
Typical yanktard.

>There will be no major war within the next 4-5 years
people believed shit like this before 9/11 lad.

Baм пpидeтcя пoгoвopить нeпocpeдcтвeннo co мнoй. Myжcки. Hикaких мeтaфop, бocc.

eating Lidl pineapple chunks.

That doesn't mean anything

even the national guard here gets deployed

fuck off

Looks like Drumpf

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yeh?

>9/11

Bit nobody went to war with the Saudis over it

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Cдeлaй этo кaк мyжчинa или нeт.

yehhhhhh

sup my based NEET brother

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want a gf lads
lifes grim alone

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they targeted gamers
gamers.

Non whites and Jews ruined my life

anyone else copes really hard but with smart people? theyre not that smart etc quite grim

Upset?
Yeah, to do 'training' in some shit hole. They don't see combat. They're not put in dangerous situations.

You ever think about dressing like these smart, clean, ordinary looking lads or do you seek pleasure in dressing like a spastic with your Champion tracksuit

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What are those?

lol

post this on twitter and you'd legit end up on bbc news

STILL don't understand the cope gimmick

No but that's based

See: Yes it does you fucking idiot. Look at the tensions between Russia and the West. And British forces are still deployed in Afghanistan right?

>i'm going to join the military but lol i'll never get put in any "dangerous situations"
I hope your head gets blown off - you deserve it.

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not much
been drinking and watching movies
and you?

same as sour grapes