You have 5 seconds to be as canadian as you possibly can

You have 5 seconds to be as canadian as you possibly can

No cheat.

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CHINA NAMBA WAN
CANADA BAD
CHINA GOOD!
IM CANADIAN I WAS BORN HERE

kek

I WAS BORN HERE I AM CANADIAN
WHAT U MEAN I LOOK ASIAN
NO NO NO ME TRUE CANADIAN NO ASIAN
I COME FROM SHITHOLE AND TURN CANADA INTO SHITHOLE BUT I CANADIAN NO HATE
ALSO US BAD CANADA NUMBA ONE

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Black bears aren't really scary unless you spook them, just make them aware you're there and they'll leave.

Chinese here are all very whitewashed, they just have bad accents here because most Canadians can understand fobspeak so they don't bother correcting it. They even hate the "chinese" chinese people who want everything to be like the mainland.

>China is great and I'm not even Chinese saying this

If the women don't find you handsome, well at least they'll find you handy

I’m referencing this Canadian shitposter who shills for China in every thread

好吧我正在拍摄那里的角落商店,并在冰壶锦标赛上给我一个30包的天然冰推杆

It snowed a little today

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@:^D I love Marvel films

Keep yer stick on the ice!

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mosaic not melting pot :^)

I am Canadian. My name is Alex Chang. I am a second generation. I love Canada!
*speaks insects language with other [[[Canadians]]]* I love my heritage but I am patriotic towards Ch-- Canada! *brings along family from ch*na/s*ngapore * I am very productive ins--immigrant you eva have, so don't wolly! *buys your house and ch*nk only tenants to the cheaper (lux interior) while non-chink tenants to the expensive (shamble interior) house. CHINHCINHCING *laughs in ch*nksect* You don't worry er. We are nice!

>I'm going to learn Mandarin!

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I've spent time in Canada where it looks just like your cartoon. Pic related is my dad stoned out of mind playing the uke in such a place. thanks for the dual citizenship dad

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ohhhh boy howdy i sure do love me some maple syrup drizzled all over my poutine, well now im ah-boot ta go to da curling game to night and afterwards fuck me a moose! it doesn't bother me at all that my pure blooded french daughter is fuckin some Algerian-chinamen.

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>IM CANADIAN I WAS BORN HERE

Really wish this guy would fuck off

>Countries who have more of their pop as blacks, mexicans or Arabs trying to talk shit

This board is fueled by irony.

Je surrender!

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>Be ugly
>Only skills are fixing shit
>Still alone

I hate Red Green, he fucking lied to me.

fpbp

kek spot on.

Can I have some syrup eh? Sorry.

I want Timmies

Let's hack a dart eh ya fekn hoser

best post itt

God i wish that were me

Gotta admit, tho, Sikhs are EXTREMELY based.