Why is our country filled with cringy "Jesus freaks"?

Why is our country filled with cringy "Jesus freaks"?

>half of our population doesn't believe in Evolution

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Yes but they are still good people and it is harder to judge in a country this poor how people cope with things. Faith can be uplifting.

Because we, the English etc sent you all our obnoxious puritans, sorry...

pop some more Prozac, you nihilistic degenerate

Evolution doesn’t exist. We live in a simulation and God is the computer running it

This, remember OP that the US is mostly third world and people need faith.

>muh cuckvolution
conservapedia.com/Evolution

I kinda agree yeah. Does that mean I have a double standard?

>half of our population doesn't believe in Evolution
That seems high.

The Puritan areas arent where these people are from. These are mostly evangelical baptists in the south and midwest. The Puritans settled the northeast.

okay, this
is epic

>mfw most brazilians don't understand evolution completely so they just accept it as true
>mfw most brazilians try to tie evolution and religion together
>mfw muricans can't even do this

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Yes, most of them are good people.
But also very ignorant tho, specially on topics like "muh fetus life" or "marijuana is evil xD"
This leads to backwards shit like having teeneagers marriages and kids at a very early age (because they can't abort and being a single mom is evil so they have to force a "family")
Reminder that here the main religion is chatolical and not protestant, so it is worse.
They are only bigots and moralfags based on how the people around will see them, instead of being good persons by own hand.

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are you ever going to stop sucking americas dick you pathetic shit

why do you put a MAGA hat in every op pic?

He is complaining about his own country tho

>that pic
OH NO NO NO NO NO

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I meant my own country. Why are you so upset? Did you have a bad day?

oic. i still think youre a faggot but
>this poor
made me think you were saying american because america is a very poor country

all your shit threads about us die already?

No worries man it happens. Oh and you are a faggot too

keep sluring on that burger dick, maybe theyll give you citizenship if you keep acting like their bitch

I will take atheists seriously when they have the honesty to criticize Judaism.

Haha man you are good at this!

Just means that you're a realist.

you psot liek an american and it makes me sick

What does it matter if they believe evolution is real or not, it's not like knowing that is going to make any difference in their lives.

Worst part is most of them haven't even read the Bible

You too dude!

Puritanism basically collapsed into Congregationalism and various backwoods denominations at the end of the 17th century and those uneducated New Englander hicks passed through New York and into the Midwest
it's less obvious because the Midwest is usually known for Germans and Scandinavians and stuff but the base population of most of the northern Midwest outside of the far western prairies were usually New England yankees that degenerated away from Puritanism generations prior

it's only america that has this problem, atheists in every other country don't have a problem criticisng judaism/islam/etc

Because you got the trash from Europe nobody wanted aka Religious Fanatics and Traitors. Combine it with Jewish Masonary and Economics and you get the US.

Where you been
Haven't seen you for weeks
You've been hangin out
With those jesus freaks

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Thats wrong. Jews are angels here, and Muslims are victims of racism etc.
While Catholics are all Pedophiles and corrupt. And Protestants are good boys

>While Catholics are all Pedophiles and corrupt. And Protestants are good boys
that's true though

>it's only america that has this problem
Interesting, friend. I was not aware of this. I have NEVER seen an atheist criticize Judaism. Consider this thread: the creation theory is Jewish but opie would never think to call it such.

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I stand corrected, although I wouldn't be surprised if it's just the bleeding heart liberal showing more than the atheism in those cases
in the uk the left wing have always had a bit of a reputation for being more tolerant to antisemitisim and I'd have thought this would be the case across europe at least in countries that aren't pro-israel, anti-islam criticism is slightly less common because it tends to get branded as racism if done poorly although that said it might explain germany's hesitation to criticise judaism
catholicism is treated worse than protestantism here but mostly since protestants don't do a lot of things that really garner criticism

>talk about religion
>amerilarpers come out of the woodwork

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>muh fetus life
Foetus have very detectable brain waves
>marijuana is evil
Intoxicants are the death of a society
>single mothers are bad
Children growing up in single mother households are the most likely to have mental problems.

and another half believes in communism
what a country!

Catholicism is a single set up beliefs that you can't dispute and until recently were enforced by the state in Catholic areas of the world. None of these beliefs are at odds with creating a functional society or with science. This is similar with many old-school European Protestant churches. Most European Protestant countries had state churches as well, so there was social pressure to belong to these churches.

Now once we get to America we have no state church and max religious freedom (not a fan of Catholics tho), so (thanks to Sola Scriptura) anybody who wants to can create their own new brand of Protestantism (or go even beyond Protestantism with batshit Restorationist sects like Mormons or JWs). A shit-ton of wackos who were otherwise fairly unsuccessful and looked down upon in Europe decide to immigrate to America and add to the mess. You combine this with the slavery debate, liberalism, manifest destiny, belief in American exceptionalism, culture of independence, emphasis on "personal" religion (many American evangelicals shop around for the church that best matches their lifestyle and political outlook), the Social Gospel, reactions to new scientific discovery, early 20th century Progressivism, and the social changes of the 60s and you get the mess of contemporary American Christianity.

Evangelicals are actually really good for reading the bible, they don't have devotionals or a lot of other religious practices so all they do is go to bible study.

OP, please, stop being a stupid asshole

regards,
your fellow American

Because /p*L/ is now infested with literal boomer t_d tourists who unironically pray for GOP victories.

>Yes but they are still good people
No they aren't.

scotty, jesus man

>muh fetus life
A fetus is a living human. No serious biologist would deny that and nobody would especially deny that it’s a living being even if you don’t want to recognize it as human
>single mothers are bad
Yes they are. There is overwhelming evidence that children who grow up in single mother households are less happy and less successful on average.

I hate the fact that little arogant retards like you just always assume that science is on your side simply because you’re not a redneck.