Is you country a good place to have a varg life?

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No. Every parcel of forest is owned by some Goldberg

Well, Varg would only want to live in Europe because that's his homeland, etc but as far as rural living goes, the US is great for it. Rural property is very cheap and you can have all the guns your heart desires to hunt for your own food.

Isn't Argentina a big godforsaken wasteland? There's enough space to go full Varg.

No, too hot.

yeah but you'll probably have nigger great-grandchildren

Actually yeah but it'll be cold an/or removed from modern convenience. You can still homestead in Alaska.

Aside from Israel this is the last country in the world Varg would ever live in

yah

anywhere specifically? If it's too cold i imagine it wouldn't be easy to sustain yourself

That swedish dud living in southern France that lives of government money and gibs from his viewers teenager allowance, true viking.

I suppose the cold becomes essential if you are consideing yourself following the way of Warg

Varg would love the land here but he'd probably despise any person he encounters.

Survival Russia literally does it as a Danish guy and he lives in Siberia

are you supposed to encounter anyone living like him?

Varg literally buys his food from the grocery store. He's not a fucking hermit.

I unironically take his advice and will be living off cheap land here

yeah but varg left norway because it would eventually end up being completely covered in ice because the interglaciar period is ending

>Varg life
>not going full Dick Proenneke

Currently living in the best country to go /varg/

yeah but i'd rather go to southern chile because of the oceanic climate. im thinking about joining the brasilian army as an nco and make it to a tier 1 sf unit, move out after retirement/having saved some $

what about austria or czechia? they have better gun laws

Did he specifically move there to seek out his woman or did he have some other motivation?

Dunno about his wife, probably one of his reason. But I do think the big motivation to go to France is the countryside which honestly is one of the best in Eurasia

You can't home school your children here.

uninvited guests from all over the world would visit him at his farm in telemark, and the norwegian state seems to be more intrusive than the french

I really just want to live the varg lifestyle. Just gardening, fucking your wife, writing little books that are good but have way too many grammar mistakes, and making music and homeschooling kids

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>swedish

maybe he could live in our mountains but our welfare is pretty shitty

Vargs daughter with a brown baby in her belly

No, gypsies would steal his crops

Farmlands in the andes are not that expensive and most parts have a fairly low population. You can drink most of the water cause it comes from the lakes or glaciers and its pretty pure (unless theres a mine close).

No, government tries to control your every fart, rural remote living is impossible

fairly good, yes

Russia is ideal country for him. For everyone to be honest. Russia is the best country. Come here guys, you'll love it. Poccия, Пyтин, УPAAAA!

>not going full Theodore Kaczynski

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