/v4/ + friends

coon edition

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Me and Czechia

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>got date in an hour
>severe diarrhea just started
>mfw i'm fucked
>what do
help me, my central european friends

>Shit
>Take živočíšne uhlie
>Tell the girl you will be late
>Shit

goddamn i hate sl*vs

Instructions unclear, got stuck at points 1 and 4.

what a piece of crap

I should have listened

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*brap*

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I really should go out with girls more often. Otherwise I have no motivation to do divide my eyebrows and trim my nose hair.

I have a day off tomorrow and i'm not sure what to do
Don't feel like sitting at home jerking off all day

any suggestions?

how far did you get? I tried watching some gameplay on youtube to find out the story and quit at the asylum

Go hiking and jerk off in nature

Hitman 2 tomorrow for Gold Edition owners(me)

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I finished it. The story was disappointing and gameplay was annoying.

And they want 45€ for it, holy shit

>trying to find will to live
>will not found
what do

what do you expect from AA games made by poor studios and released by poor publishers?
good games are either AAA or made by literally who

yeah from what i've seen
>gameplay consists of "click on everything you can and watch the cutscene"
>story consists of the biggest clichés and cliché character they could think of
>no mystery horror effect like Lovecraft actually used, they literally show the tentacles 20 minutes in the game

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I wish I could get as excited about a videogame as you

accept the truth

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how bad is life in hungary outside capital?

living in the capital is shit and so is living outside of it. basically like any other eastern european country

i'm replaying Kingdom Come and it's extremely comfy

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Going to Bratislava soon.

What to expect? What to do, see, eat?

>inb4 dick
>inb4 say goodbye to your kidneys

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Go to the Bratislava Castle and meet some Japanese Goddesses. The season is over tho.

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A very nice old European city, maybe small in size but it basically has everything a metropolis should have except a subway.

I am starting to consider staying at uni for a bit longer desu

what does that mean? doctorate?

Is there even a better feeling than being rich?

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sex with a small animal

Giving away to the less fortunate ones.

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being loved

had all of those
none feel even remotely similar to the pleasure of receiving a 5 digit fat transfer at the beginning of the month

no. I was planning to drop off after Zkouškový but I think I might try to actually make it through

What do you do user?

I overate once again lads

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I am a programmer

?

What happened to the magyar cigany lithuanian? I'm here for the first time after 2 years or so.

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How the fuck do you get a job as an programmer? The competition is just too high.

There are a lot of pretty Asian ladies around the Castle.

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what brings you back user?

>The competition is just too high.
dude what
the competition is non-existent because there is a huge shortage of people capable of programming
I don't even have a uni degree yet I got hired by a scandinavian telecommunication company because they desperately needed a python programmer and they simply couldn't find one
the """"competition"""" is the lowest since decades and it's incredibly easy to find a good job nowadays

Just curiosity of what happened to this place.

aaaaahh

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hello daddy

maybe now will argie want to be your gf

well she's my ex-gf so I doubt it

Why’d you leave?

the more I stay here the more I believe in survival of the fittest
you are all weak

no gf for you then

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Good evening my niggas.
The date was a huge succes, even though I spent most of the time battling with my intestinal problems.
Almost worth the pain of pulling out the nose hair.

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why are collarbones so pleasing to look at?
also post collarbones

Because you are a degenerate and your mother was most likely a malnourished jew.
You are still right, though

do you still have intest problems? Glad it went well, will it go any forward?

Also another Camel & tea evening on my balcony. Just heard some loud bangs and car alarms. Probably gunshots since my neighbourhood is semi-ghetto. The fog is really thick. Pretty spoopy. Not really a nice evening as the last one was.

played mount and blade warband just to remind myself about how shit that game is

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yay Kevin!

we got fog here too

They imply a close presence of titties. Just like naked back.
Analogically, thighs and tummy are arousing because they imply close presence of butt and bagina.
: DDD

It was probably just a mild Montezuma's revenge from eating a bit too much spicy curry, so it's pretty good after the initial 5 or so evacuations.
Well, considering we spent about half an hour in front of her occupied flat and a group of grannies kept bitching about us, I'd say there are pretty good chances of followup dates.
Camel and tea balcony evenings are cool, I just smoke Davidoffs and don't have a balcony. But it's pretty much the same

Was it a first date and how did you find her? Tinder or some shit?
Wew Davidoff is kinda expensive here. I used to smoke Davidoff Gold when it was much cheaper but it started draining my wallet. Now I found my true love in cheap rough and coarse Camel Yellow.

that actually sounds pretty on point

ÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁ fuuuuuck i gotta run to poop

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Yeah, Tinder, first date. I don't really have that much time to go out and meet new people, and girls in our school are, well, I don't want to say shit, but you get my point.
Davidoff costs about 10% more than others, so it isn't that bad.

>Davidoff Gold
These were my favourite when I was in high school. I also smoked red Luckies because Cowboy Bebop teached me smoking them is cool.
Glad I don't smoke at all nowadays, it's a shitty habit.

good pooping

now just to kill another hour of /nosleep/ until its time for antibiotics

What's the best way to quickly get rid of shitty headache inducing cold/runny nose
99% ill wake up not being able to breathe again

I tried to smoke red Luckies for some time but they were really unlucky for me. My parents caught me smoking twice while I was smoking them while I was in highschool. Once they found them in my schoolbag and once accidentaly saw me smoking them on the beach, so I never smoked them again kek.

also, in croatia
>camel 24 kuna
>davidoff 29 kuna, one of the most expensive, alongside with Marlboro and Dunhill

>not sleeping to take antibiotics on time
You are a god among men. The savior of modern medicine. The killer of antibiotics resistance.
Depends on what disease you have. Antibiotics generally take a day or two to get rid of most of the symptoms. You could get a hot drink froma pharmacy, it's called coldrex here, or just some classic NSAID pills (paracetamol, ibuprofen). Herbal tea also works pretty good.
There are no miracle cures that will make you healthy overnight, but these might helo you with your headache.
>source
I am a medfag.
Also, what antibiotics are you taking and what is your diagnosis, if you know it?

Cup of tea + small dose of paracetamol (or caffetine whatever you have) + masturbating (unironically) for headache

fitymacsattogtató jóéjszakát

How do you pronounce Davidoff. I say if it was a Russian name, but everybody says it in English.

wew hell yuh another medfag in v4.
v4 is unironically better /med/ general than that failed attempt of making a /med/ general on /sci/
What year good fren?

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English people pronounce everything in English

>croat
>v4
4th year. Not that it really matters, but I am actually from Slovakia

I mean other Hungarians here. I say Dávidof. They say Dévid off.

I pronounce it the english way because it doesn't have a V at the end

>croat
>v4
I am but a mere humble shill for v5
I'm 2nd year repeating bc I dun goofed last year

If we allowed Slovakia to join, then they should join too

is 500mg a small dose?
basically I got a fever on Saturday, mid 38, then nearly 40 on Sunday, went to emergency and they only said I have some infection after testing blood but no idea what so woman there just prescribed me Ospamox (amoxicillin). the on Monday I went to my family doctor, I had started getting diarrheas so she prescribed me also Enterol (Saccharomyces boulardii). so from sunday to tuesday I had a bad fever but no headache at all, no nose, no throat. then on Wednesday out of fucking nowhere full unbreathable nose and normal temperature. I blew it so much it hurts to even blow it anymore and the mustache area is so dry from all the tissue contact.

I'd say that replacing Hungary with Croatia would solve many problems. But it would also increase chances of random landlocked admirals taking our clay. Well, you can't have anything.
2nd year was pretty rough, but true hell starts in the 3rd. Patolka will take all dreams you have left and replace them with tumours

Croats are honorary Visegradians along with Slovenes
They belong with us and they know it

>be me
>fail 2nd so you don't have to deal with patologija yet
>intellectual
also cannot agree with you because Hungary is our only connection with v4 (historical unity)

>500mg
well take it, it won't kill you lel

500mg is pretty normal dose, if you don't have any gastric problems, you should be alright. I get nosebleeds from it, but my whole nose fucked up beyond all reason.
It looks like the original bacterial infection is pretty much gone, and some viral respiratory infection considered your weakened organism a free real estate.
If the fever is gone and you have no ther problems than those you have mentioned, you should probably be alright in a week or so. As they say, untreated cold lasts a week, and treated one lasts 7 days

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alri, thanks
>As they say, untreated cold lasts a week, and treated one lasts 7 days
my dad said that just today lel but I never heard of it before that, does it mean that you simply have to clench your buttcheeks and survive it for a week no matter what you do?

>get fucked on Anatomy because I was unknowingly trying to date lecturer's soon to be wife
>get fucked on histology because looking into microscopes is for pussies
>get fucked on pathology because spending 10 hours a day for a month on it is apparently not enough
I got real close to failing every single year, but I always lucked out or managed to do a year's worth of work in a few weeks.
4th year is awesome, though. I can not show up anywhere and have a full attendance.

Synchronicity in works, my friend. It isn't really a serious disease. You feel like shit because of swollen nasal cavities, but other than that, it doesn't do anything.
>you haven't had a cold before

>paracetamol nosebleeds
wewlad
well basically yeah. As far as I know there is no real cure for common cold and you can only weaken the symptoms with antipiretics and some hot tea an wait for it to pass as it's a virus infection
kinda the same story with me
I barely passed 1st year, Had Anatomy, Physics and anorganic chem on autumn terms and managed to pass it somehow lel lol and what happens then is user is too lazy for Neuroscience and Immuno and user fails both of them and then it all comes tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling doooown
I really tried to pass at least Physio but got the worst examiners and they buttfucked me real good

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i wanted to go to sleep but HITMAN 2 just got unlocked on steam

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bump?

bump.

nice cat doods

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