How do oceans say hello to each other?

I hope you realize you've told a "joke" that only Germans could discover the humor in

how many american police officers does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

none, they just beat the room for being black and not working.

why cant a nose be 12 inches?

because its a foot!

(Imperial humor)

How much does it last to build a house in the USA.

It takes forever because americans are FAT and STUPID AHAHAHAHAHAHA

nice

what's the common point between anal sex and spinach ?

you can add as much butter you want, kids will never like it.

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what did the blind man say when he walked by the cheese shop?

evening ladies

I expected to see a German flag when opening this thread to be honest.

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>what do Sea Monsters eat for dinner?
>Fish'nShips

What do you do when a Belgian throws a grenade at you? You pull the pin out and throw it back.

based

It's an old meme though, I don't expect newfags to understand it.

Hmm that joke works in Spanish too

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Anonymous 11/08/18(Thu)17:35:21 No.97204970▶ How do oceans say hello to each other?

They wave
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I got one too:
Why is Santa Claus the most dangerous job in Australia?
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Anonymous 11/08/18(Thu)17:41:31 No.97205268▶
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Bogans
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Anonymous 11/08/18(Thu)17:41:52 No.97205283▶cuz i fucked your mum lel
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Anonymous 11/08/18(Thu)17:56:27 No.97205977▶
DELET
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Anonymous 11/08/18(Thu)18:00:05 No.97206181▶
(OP)
Haha nice
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Anonymous 11/08/18(Thu)18:00:58 No.97206224▶how do you keep a Belgian occupied for days?
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Anonymous 11/08/18(Thu)18:02:09 No.97206279▶
you put him in a circular room and tell him you've hidden potato fries in the corner
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Anonymous 11/08/18(Thu)18:02:59 No.97206316▶How do you stop an American from eating too much eggs?

You put them on the top shelf
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Anonymous 11/08/18(Thu)18:05:07 No.97206416▶I hope you realize you've told a "joke" that only Germans could discover the humor in
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Anonymous 11/08/18(Thu)18:40:34 No.97207885▶
how many american police officers does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

none, they just beat the room for being black and not working.
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Anonymous 11/08/18(Thu)18:43:28 No.97208017▶
(OP)
why cant a nose be 12 inches?

because its a foot!

(Imperial humor)
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Anonymous 11/08/18(Thu)18:44:48 No.97208056▶
How much does it last to build a house in the USA.

It takes forever because ame

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ah bloo bloo

>tfw I literally made this joke and I'm still being bullied

BASED