Ask Latin Americans anything

Ask Latin Americans anything

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What is Urugay like

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upper shit and boring, full of commies

The weed gang's stronghold.

Is Colonia a cool place to visit?

hmm yes, its pretty chill

What's the deal with you people and the Simpsons?

What do your accents sound like to each other?

yall got lap top

Are you the Minisuper's owner?

Will latinas like white guys if they're autistic, and really pale with blue eyes?

Only time I remember Uruguay mentioned here was for your ex president living humbly and that's it.

we grow up watching the simpsons

most of them sounds ok. except chile.

maybe

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mexicans sound like cartoons

Argentinians have a trauma with them for some reason

>Will latin americans like X if they're autistic
>autistic
No, never

uruguayans and argentines sound like italians

>really pale with blue eyes

yes

>autistic

Sorry bro but no

actualy an argie girl will probably like him if he is white.

we are that fucking retarded.

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How many of you are actually white, I got lost in the memes.

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It is an Argentinian thing that found its way to Jow Forums.
Yes but I'm not shitposting from it right now.
Can you try to hide your autism a bit?
Girls in here don't appreciate severe autism in males.
Also, do you have enough money to impress people? If not, then sorry bro.

what's one major difference between each country?

it depends what's white to you
too many countries, we'd be hours looking

for a non latin american? no one. we are all shitholes.

Race is a social construct. Some dudes who LARP as whites in their countries would not be consider "white" in Spain, for example

i give you 3 (three) major differences:
1) the flags
2) the ethnic compositions
>but you're all descended from spaniards
the natives they fucked varied though. same grandfather different grandmothers
3) based on (2), the slangs and accents

You could consolidate all of them into Argentina, Brazil, Chile, Colombia, Mexico and Peru.

you mean like pic related?

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why don't you just become one big country then?

Which Latin American country do you hate the most?

I don’t hate anybody, but I generally dislike Argies for their arrogance

LOS
etc.

we have an extremely low IQ, we could never form something so complex.

juntos pero no revueltos, cabrón

yeah this
"dislike" and "despise" are different from "hate"

Do you drink goatmilk?

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nah just regular milk

Take for sure that I am not a filthy wh*toid.
Now, being kind of serious on this. I only have the "visible veins" meme going for me but that's only because of my incredibly thin skin.
No one, we all must stick together as fellow shitholes.
We recognize that merging together as one country will only make corruption worse. There would be worse problems with infrastructure maintenance, management of our institutions and already existing social programs.
In order to avoid writing a paragraph long post: It will make things worse.

> I don’t hate anybody, but I generally dislike Porteños* and Mendocinos for their arrogance*

FTFY

t. Cordobes masterrace

How to get cute girls

We (Mex) have caramelized goat milk.

it's not common in the cities, but some rural areas do, they also make cheese with it

we hate each other, but a brotherly kind of hate also
allows populism that sees mayor change as a threat to their money grabbing scheme, you guys are catching up with that tho, don't worry it's a fun ride

People from the coutryside yes, but most people from the cities drink cow milk.

Same. I want to try goatmilk.

Sounds delicious, have a picture?

I love goat cheese! I've eaten lots of it already in my life. But no goatmilk so far.

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you’re Estonian which girls will find pretty exotic and attractive

>implying anyone will know Estonia exists

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All Latin American countries have caramelized milk, I think. Ours just happens to be made from goat. It sometimes has wine and vanilla in it too.

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No. At least not that much, cheese made with goat milk is way more popular.

What about llamas?

good post
bad post

llamas only live in the andes. and not much people live there.

everyone lives in the andes

Sometimes

Do Latinos consider the US a fellow Latin American country?

nah, only the real latin americans lives there.

all the mutts (like me) live close to the sea.

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AFAIK "ours" is made from cow milk
and if an argie claims we "stole" it from them, i won't argue with that

insensible

>flag
it checks out
this is technically true in our case

i think it is made with rum, not wine
it's called "envinada", as in, with liquor in general

remove the "fellow" and yep, we do

>close to the sea
insensible

I wonder if most of it is spreadable cheese or regular "hard" cheese? We've got both in the supermarkets here. It might be notable that most turkish supermarkets offer spreadable cheese, whereas german supermarkets offer the hard ones.

I imagine that to be fucking delicious.

'mirin

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But I live close to the andes AND the sea

American education

Are there cacti growing outside where you are?

No. But I own some little cactuses in some tiny pots.

atleast that's how it's like in colombia

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Don't act like your countrymen will know what Estonia let alone find it on the map.
It's as if you were to ask eastern europeans where Guyana or Paraguay is.

I didn't know that llama milk could be a thing before taking a look at your post.
I haven't seen llama milk in my whole life, and after googling for a short while, it indeed doesn't seem to be a thing and it never has been a thing, even though llama milk has been proven to be safe for human consumption.

>mfw soon all South America will be great

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yeah, me mum planted them at her garden, they double as fence spikes ayyyy

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That's cool. Give them a pat on the head from me.

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again
>american education

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That's so cool!

Hmmm, yeah.

Huh here we try to make cheese out of plenty of things.

Have had breastmilk cheese. Wasn't too bad.

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It tastes very nice

Where'd you get yours?

Do you have any family in LOS?

My aunt.

offf, our country population is terribly distributed. Almost half of population lives in Buenos Aires city and Buenos Aires province.Our country is empty as fuck

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You're right Most argies here can only remember some popular and known countries in Europa.

No.
Hard cheese seems to be more popular. But even so, we don't consume a lot of goat cheese, mostly because of its price. So people tend to buy it in order to make dishes with it more than consuming it directly which kinds of explains our preference to hard goat cheese.

>our preference for*

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Do Latinas really have big asses? What are your thoughts on them?

Understandable

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>Do Latinas really have big asses?
not really
>What are your thoughts on them?
it gives shame

Official census data doesn't differentiate between whites and mestizos, so no proper estimates aside from genotype analysis

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yes

uruguayan girls are basically white

big and fat, they always wear tight jeans/shorts
most are short and have a shit temper

What do other Latinos think of Puerto Rico? Do they bully them for being a part of us?

yes

Puerto Rico is based BRRRRRRRR

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>Race and ethnicity in Colombia descends mainly from three racial groups—Amerindians, Africans, and Caucasians—that have mingled throughout the last 500 years of the country's history. Some demographers describe Colombia as one of the most ethnically diverse countries in the Western Hemisphere and in the World, with 85 different ethnic groups. Most Colombians identify themselves and others according to ancestry, physical appearance, and sociocultural status. Social relations reflect the importance attached to certain characteristics associated with a given racial group. Although these characteristics no longer accurately differentiate social categories, they still contribute to one's rank in the social hierarchy.[3] Genetic research with over 60,000 blood tests and 25 variables, determined that the average Colombian (of all races) has an admixture of 70% European, 20% native Amerindian and 10% African ancestry,[4][5] however these proportions vary widely from one region to another. These proportions also vary widely among ethnicities

I have only been to Chile. How different is the rest of Latin America?

I don't thin anyone particularly care about them, aside from maaaybe Mexicans a little bit during our boxing matches. Not sure tho.

not big, but nice asses are quite common here.

Fuck reggaeton and it's infestation all over latin america.

latinas that have natural big boobs have small butts, and latinas that have natural big butts have small boobs
go figure why

they can't pronunce the R

Oh yeah, I was forgetting about reggaeton somehow. In that case normalfags pretend to hate them for it while dancing to reggaeton in every party.