Why do French men look so feminine?

nah, I look pretty young but that's it. This kind of sucks : I feel like no one can take me seriously and I have to prove cashiers I'm an adult when I want to buy alcohol

Post face.
And butt.

>I feel like no one can take me seriously and I have to prove cashiers I'm an adult when I want to buy alcohol
based and cutepilled. stay strong for aesthetics

How old are you?

nah

I hope it won't last too long, tb h

19

lack of cromagnid features

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>nah
But why?

that's gay nigga :DDDDD

Stop lusting after french boys please

Ok??

no

also no

God, imagine pounding the tight young ass of a cute French boy, hearing his delighted squeals in the language of love as you rub your English Longcock on his prostate, pushing down on his skinny body with your masculine Anglo hands, his plump little arse bouncing away with each thrust, imagine bending over and whispering the dirtiest things into his ear, your hand thrust into his curly hair.
Imagine seeing his eager little face light up like Paris as he looks at your fully erect cock for the first time, sliding his tongue, made more dexterous from the language he speaks, over your dick before he takes in his cute little mouth eager to please you.
Imagine him sat in your lap, his head on your chest while you talk endlessly, switching from language to language almost without noticing until you both fall asleep.

french are cowards and were never masculine in history

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just like brits xd

I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you will never have sex with Chat Noir.

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*surrenders to Germany*
Oh wait we never did that, we fought on the beaches, we fought on the landing grounds and the streets, we fought with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we never surrendered.

Rollo was n*rwegian

heh
that's...errr
cool man

Normandie? Danish?

>tfw have this same nose shape
huh, both my parents are french. I'm...f-french

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>both my parents are french
Le 110% celtic (therefore white) face*

>celtic
*Frankish (German) rapebabies

delet

Well, as far into medieval history as I can go, one side of my family stems from Île-de-France and the other from Normandie. So I guess I'm a mixup of Germanic and celtic.

No, I wonder if they felt like does while they were "assimilating" into Gaul culture.

Look at these Anglo-Saxon faggots getting cut down by superior French speaking Ubermensch.

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>hid on the continent while the ANGLO were BTFO Viking scum
>only dared to fight the ANGLO after they had marched across the whole of England for a week without rest
>still had to use underhanded tactics to win

They where about as danish as elizabeth warren is cherokee

nah you're 100% celtic

based

>faggot English usurper got killed like a bitch
>paved path for decades of French domination at the hands of the Normans
>English courts were so cucked they all spoke French
Get over it.

Why don't you want to admit that the Franks and Norwegians/Danes BTFO the galls?

Memes aside I unironically think that the Norman Conquest was a good thing for England, it allowed it to be utterly centralised under the king, which lead to the conquest of Wales and allowed us to compete with France despite it being 3 times as big.

It depends.

i saw a VERY cute French boy when i'm climbing Mt. Fuji

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Too much mommalove

I wish I was cute. years of tobacco and alcohol have rendered me into looking like a grown man. ugh.

>This thread
Is it that bad not being French? How do you guys cope with it?

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We aren't jealous of anything other than your access to cute French boys.

>je n'aurai jamais un rendez vous sous les étoiles avec lui

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bc their women look like bricks

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because you are gay

Le 100 percent aryan amerigan based black man
racism is for retards

God I really wanna fuck a French girl (boy)