/brit/

Just blocked the bog lads, saw my non-eulicidean shit rise like R'yleh from the ocean, luckily didn't spill over.

where's 190

>people who are salty about others enjoying something they can't, because they're one or more of the above
so... griefers?

my mum used to play mario kart with me haha

I don't play video games because I'm a fuckin adult.

Are you perchance....?

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Adults have jobs you little titty-sucker lmao

i didn't say all women don't play video games
i said all people who don't are either women, posers, or too poor/uncoordinated

>i'm too good for your fun hobby
poser

Not in Education, Employment, or Training

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This schizo leaf mong on Hong Kong VPN now what a fucking basket case swear to god hes completely fucked will probably wander into traffic some day or something deranged freak

youtube.com/watch?v=weMrzt6W8V8

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Based

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only tits i suck are your girlfriend's, virgin

not saying that poster is right but you are both a poser and too uncoordinated to play a game

why are lefties so opposed to poppies and the royal british legion?

i've had sex

Imagine being naturally anxiety free
Ordinary people feel the way I do after taking a benzo

Nobody in my family plays video games. Just me, the babyman, the manchild, the freak, the creep, the weirdo, the scum between the treads of your shoes, the sweat running down your back, the crying whisper of the moonlit night.

Nah mate its called growing out of childish bullshit.
*ruffles your hair*

tomorrows schedule
>wake up when I want
>do what I want
>go to bed when I want

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What am I posing as? What do I claim that is untrue?

anime

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You literally spend 20 hours a day posting here

>fun is too childish for a mature adult like me
i bet you're really popular

You're on a website dedicated to japanese cartoons.

>the ONLY people who don't play video games:
>women
>posers
>people who are too poor/uncoordinated to play video games

>the ONLY people who complain about other playing video games:
>people who are salty about others enjoying something they can't, because they're one or more of the above

>sour grapes at the end of the day innit.

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Based fellow neet

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you claim to be someone of importance with a status but you are blatantly a deranged neet with a shockingly low iq whose achievements are: posting on Jow Forums all day

made a friend from manny that lives in Berlin and kissed his cute German female friend

Yeah, I don't have a real job. And I do a lot here. I'm all the way hooked up mate. This is a good platform for a guy like me.

it's clear that status means a lot to you
you insist people acknowledge that you're A. not a virgin and B. don't pursue hobbies that you associate with virgins

what can we conclude from this

Trudging slowly over wet sand
Back to the bench where your clothes were stolen
This is the coastal town
That they forgot to close down
Armageddon, come Armageddon!
Come, Armageddon! Come!

Everyday is like Sunday
Everyday is silent and grey

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poser

choon

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kek this is me. almost always have a twitch stream running, love the ambiance and love supporting the entertainers.

People who watch streamers don't play games.

>tfw unitoil on the morrow
Damn you NEET kingsmen

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he looks like a brown ugly betty

>you claim to be someone of importance with a status
I am someone of importance with status.
On the street I'm a dime a dozen really, around these parts. None of those claims are grandiose.
But here? Politically? I'm very important.

kek, that's pretty based if you think about it

officially the bordest man on earth
need a job

absolute fucking state of you
just send me the money instead

>uni
>toil
pick one

forgot pic

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India might be the most involuntarily celibate nation in world history.

You are seriously ruining /brit/ eventually people will stop posting

you dont even go outside you deranged freak, you are the definition of a nobody

I could give a flying fuck, faggot.

FOY

As long as it doesn't cost money and mummy allows you

Oh, I am somebody.
I'm definitely somebody my son.

Morrissey is actually pretty based (if you think about it)

kek well i can be pretty based sometimes
on wednesday hump day when i'm getting coffees for the office i order them all strong so everyone gets pepped up lol, no sleepy soyboys in my team!

you sound like the kind of person who'd intentionally get held back in school to lord it over the younger kids

is that what this is? shooting barrels of fish to prove that you're important?
Well you're a little too old to be getting medals for wiping your own arse now son.
Why not challenge yourself instead of bedding into an eternal inferiority complex.

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wow look at all this maturity
real adult shit here
i can now see why someone so grown up would consider video games childish

@schizoleaf
stop posting or I'll get the mounties after you

i for one appreciate your commitment

mummy's been rotting in the bath for about a week and half

I'll dab to that!

Haven't played a video game since I was maybe 15 years old. Seems like a lifetime ago now looking back. Even then I thought it was a sad hobby, because it is.

The image that is conjured up in my head when I hear or see an 'adult gamer' is one of an obese man with crust around his face and mouth, spots all over his face, low self-esteem, low IQ, and personality traits of a man child. He has the body of a man (a quite large one), but he has the personality of a boy. He is like a child, he needs constant entertainment, he needs his sweeties otherwise he gets sad sad and has his tantrum :( Mummy I worked today sat in the office I DESERVE my mindless fun mummy, mummy I need to have fun, mummy I need my entertainment otherwise I can't function mummy. You don't understand mummy I need my lowest form of escapism otherwise I get anxiety :(

The reason gaming is so popular is because now with online gaming, people can meet 'friends' through gaming which keeps them plugged in to the game. Gaming is a bigger industry than the music industry and the movie industry combined, that's the sheer scale of the manchild problem we're talking about. Men who never grew up.

I would rather dip my dick into a boiling mug of Tea and keep it there than play a video game voluntarily.

I'm somebody locally and I'm somebody globally. That's just the truth, kid.
I don't lie. You want a phony act? Look in the fucking mirror.

HO HO HO
GREEN GIANT

the irish should've been treated like the indians in the usa

neets should be rounded up and gassed

stop replying to it

okay

no one will take schizo seriously until he goes to Wakefield and proves himself

poser with zero self-awareness

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4:10 is funny
youtube.com/watch?v=23bvomtc88E

kek that reminds me, my linkedin pic is me dabbing with an excel spreadsheet projected on me

Thanks

did schizo leaf stop taking his medicine recently hence the complete freak show hes been putting up lately? hes seriously lost his grip of reality

you have these too?

disgusting poz infested bender

how bigs your dick
10 inches right

What am I posing as? What am I claiming that is untrue? You can't even name it. You're just talking hot trash.

That's a very dogshit Dave tier opinion

not only is he gay but hes a genuine coward, claiming he 'lost his passport'
just knows he wouldnt last 5 minutes in wakey

Tsk tsk lads, did you bully the Yanks too much?

youtube.com/watch?v=iNg7hmmQQQQ

kek this is basically me can't go more than a day without my gamer time

6 inches and thick my son

I'm a big deal myself
bigger than you in fact
and I've fucked more bitches than you've had hot meals

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frank herbert's dune, the elder scrolls iii: morrowind, nausicaä of the valley of the wind

the holy trifecta of strange alien worlds with deep lore and heavily influenced by the New Testament

too right mate
he's an utter coward

reckon i could do this if i had tits