I hate being American

travelling outside of the country is how I know they are memes. Went to europe, wasn't impressed.

>tfw you go to europe and the cities are cramped, grey, cold and concrete
>tfw people don't smile and everyone hates each other
>tfw restaurant service is horrible and nothing at all like the high standards we expect in the US
>tfw traffic is horrific everywhere
>tfw its perpetually cold and rainy no matter the season
>tfw muhammed aggressively panhandles you and it would be racist for the police to tell him to stop
>tfw kebab shops on every corner
>tfw gas costs $10

and then yfw you come back to the US and everything is verdant and comfy and refills are free

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Then leave.

if only it was that easy. i'd never return

>tfw kebab shops on every corner
We have that in Canada but they're called "Donair" shops, and they're based.

Say what you will about America but people here are legitimately much friendlier and open towards strangers than europeans are.

t. went to an olive garden and thought he was in italy

>poorfag
you are the one shopping at walmart lmao

fuck off

i wish i was american so fucking bad

its not fair

or atleast i could have been spanish or french or german

canada is so fucking shit its not funny

>tfw you go to europe and the cities are cramped, grey, cold and concrete
>tfw people don't smile and everyone hates each other
>tfw restaurant service is horrible and nothing at all like the high standards we expect in the US
>tfw traffic is horrific everywhere
>tfw its perpetually cold and rainy no matter the season
>tfw muhammed aggressively panhandles you and it would be racist for the police to tell him to stop
>tfw kebab shops on every corner
>tfw gas costs $10
unironically these are all true but america is boring and cultureless as fuck nonetheless. it doesnt help that we are wageslaves with no holiday ever

england is not all of europe

Leave faggot

Which goblino tribe do you belong to?

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it's the only grocery store in america. literally what other types of grocery stores are there besides slightly different regional clones? simple markets or corner stores are near nonexistent. you have to get in your fucking car, drive 15 minutes, and buy food from some generic corporate store for the next week

Was about to make this post.

none. are americans accepted in sweden?

only if you're a muslim tranny

You are leaving america? Sweet, more space for us ;)

have it. please leave nothing left

Sure. Just don't strike up a conversation with strangers. We hate that.

Just move to New England.

majority of europe is like this tho

spain, italy and greece have very nice weather.

plus the architecture is nicer that being said life their is less polished and clean than life in america

For the most part yes, but I am good at ignoring vapid fast food and am alone most of the time so the culture, political and fashion bullshit doesn't bother me.

>tfw the South being retarded and the Union being also retarded resulted in American cultures all being shredded and replaced by one homogenous shitstain in a desperate attempt to force a national identity for the sole reason of preventing Union instability
>tfw it didn't work anyway, so now we have no culture A N D a state is incredibly fragile
Fuck you, Buchanan, you literal faggot

What flyover state are you from? I've been to a bunch of states in the east coast and that's just plain wrong friend.

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Wow dude so edgy and provocative!
Kys as quickly and painfully as possible.

>it's another "all Europeans are the same" yank post

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Americans always use hyperbolic language.
>totally
>utterly
>completely
>insanely
>entirely
> etc. ad infinitum
Smells like poor education to me.

>be a liquid
>Americans call you gas

>it's another condescending last gasp of ass post from a dead empire who is somehow still allowed to have electricity

insane in the brain

the fuck are you talking about? walmart is not even a grocery store. super centers may have a grocery dept. are you foreign or something. grocery stores are marsh, kroger, food lion, giant food, pubix, jewel/osco, costco, sam's club (inb4 walmart) etc. ask your mom.

why do you always create these threads and ask the same questions if you are not leaving anywhere you larping shitstain

>Start looking into American composers, artists, writers, etc.
>A significant amount end up moving to France for the rest of their life
No wonder this place has no culture, nobody bothers supporting those who want to add some. They have to fucking move.

I only used *one* of the words you listed in my post (utterly). Seems like you should learn to read.

>poor education
>flag
literally the bottom of the barrel the embarrassment of europe is talking about education

Why would any young person in America not live in New York or California? Just get on a bus and go there. The rest of the is absolutely disgusting and brimming with subhuman neanderthals.Id know, I (unfortunately) did a sixth month contract in Illinois and road tripped everywhere. Absolutely disgusting country you have between the coasts.

Not you specifically, but just an observation on the standard amerilard post.

you didn't like chicago?

But you are not intelligent enough to make observations.

New York is long played out, and California is starting to die. All the trendy young people are moving to up-and-coming flyover cities and gentrifying them at the moment.

I hate to break it to you but while Europe has some nice places it has plenty of shitty soulless places as well.

Then leave

What do you know about our educational system? Or anybodies in Europe? You probably speak one language, and even that you probably speak poorly (see my post above).
Anyway i’ll be waiting for your critique of my country’s educational structure. Feel free to finish your butter and bacon hoagie first.

Well because you are a poor fag and lived like a poorfag here and interacted with poor fags. And you don't know any better. And that is true that America is not the best place for poor fags. You better go sell towels in Spain.

>marsh, kroger, food lion, giant food, pubix, jewel/osco, costco, sam's club (inb4 walmart)
those are all shitty, generic chains goofball. i want access to local supermarkets. i want to be able to walk down the street every night to make dinner with locally grown fruits/vegetables. how do you not understand this?

Wrong, New York is a masterpiece. Everyone in Europe drools over it when they return. Sounds like a flyover cope.

You seem a bit triggered. Insecure a bit, perhaps? You are the one who came here to lecture us. And you got defensive immediately. That's just my observation, bro.

It’s no New York, and I would rather not be shot.

i'd prefer everyone who doesn't see how shit the mass produced "culture" in America is to leave or go die

But you are not intelligent enough to make obsevations.

What the fuck is it with europoors and new york? It literally is the most disgusting city on earth

>Does anyone else know this feel?
I do. I have this feeling about the world in general.

But unlike you, I can't leave alive.

I don't get it. It's horrible. The place embodies every single critique people have about the country when it comes to urban areas, only exception being that they have better public transportation.

Why the hell do you want to go shopping every single day? You can buy vegetables from roadside stands :D
There are only a few dangerous areas in Chicago where you can "get shot". Other than that it is as safe as Europe. You are just repeating Jow Forums and Jow Forums memes. You are full of shit and probably have never been here.

Pretty telling the most historically and culturally important city in your entire country is described as “the most disgusting place on earth.” Also no, it isn’t. Maybe it used to be. But now it’s somewhere between Amsterdam and Paris.

every single block is a mystery, you could spend your entire life studying the history of each neighborhood, it’s surrounded by two gigantic rivers which look very nice even if they’re dirty, the food is the best in the world, there is no place on earth with more beautiful women, central park, a palpable energy. I could go on

don't worry user, by admitting this you're proving that you're one of the good ones.

I will add that San Francisco is the only more beautiful city, and that LA is a disgusting shithole and i wouldn’t wish it on my worst enemy

you go to america for the landscapes and nature

you go to europe for the history and architecture

>I will add that San Francisco is the only more beautiful city
Opinion discarded. God Europeans are so gay and retarded

Ok. Enjoy Indiana or whatever of the Dakotas you’re posting from.

>what is
>seattle, boston, san diego, denver, etc

Seattle is the best city in the US though

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If we're going to be having city autism, I'm just gonna say that Juneau is the best city

>San Francisco
Oh no no. It is a beautiful city indeed but the poltards hate it with passion because muh liberals so even non-poltards fall for the memes. So never admit to an american flag that you like SF.

Juneau is a frozen dark hellhole half of the time and a nightless mosquito ridden one the other half.

I've said it once, and I'll say it again. People who get "embarrassed" over their own countries are likely shit people themselves. Actual Chads and Alphas just focus on themselves and their immediate friends and family. If you learned to better yourself and better the people around you, you'd literally have nothing to complain about.

>Walmart
Who gives a fuck? Focus on your own shit. Don't give a fuck about what other people are doing.

>Fastfood
How about you learn to cook? In literally 8 months, your miniscule /ck/'ing gains will be more than enough to impress any normie. Think of what a year, or two years of practice, will have you doing.

>Strip malls
They're strip malls, user. Who cares? And strip malls are comfy as fuck. Nothing better than grabbing some snacks at the corner store and loitering in the parking lot with your friends. Dancing to music from a portable speaker until the security guy tells you to beat it half past midnight. My fondest memories from my childhood consist of just shooting the shit with my buddies and the store owners. I still think about the time my buddy stole from the corner shop, so we dragged his ass down and made him pay for it. "Ain't nobody disrespect the corner store, chief".

>Fashion
What are you, a fucking slave? A mindless fucking NPC? SET your own trends. Don't give a fuck what anybody else wears and rock your own shit. Plain black t-shirts tucked into track paints with the fanny pack? Fuck you if you think I'm uncool. I don't give a fuck what you think, I wear whatever I want. Don't be such a pussy, user.
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t. uncultured arrogant narcissist

OP is most likely a woman
>t. friendless loser with no personal interests

So pick up a pen and pencil and start writing/drawing/composing and contribute to our culture. If we have nothing good, then you making something good should fill the void and make you an instant legend.

>Seattle
You’re right
>Boston
Only the Cambridge parts
>San Diego
Literally whom?
>Denver
Small, stupid, overrated shithole filled with douchebags

Have you been to Denver?

NYC is nice but the people are fucking weird man. Cunts everywhere and for every nice and interesting person you come across, you'll get 6 people that are borderline insane. And half of those will be on the subway.

I had some nut fat chick on the subway, that was holding a pizza boz on one hamd and talking about how she was cut up and kill everyone on the subway, not giving a shit becuz she from the bronx yo. Kept that shit up for 20mins. Another was a guy that was stright up tripping balls, holding onto the stair rail on the subway and touching people's hair.

it must be annoying to see people like this. never seen here.

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>Lack of culture
We're the youngest superpower in the world. We MAKE our own culture. Find who you are and be that guy, don't let anybody tell you otherwise. People call us mutts? Fine, so be it. Be a little bit of everything. Pick up some weights, learn how to box. Be a bit of a tough guy. Read some books, study history, be a bit of the bookish guy. Never, ever, EVER think ">tfw too intelligent to X". That shit kills cultured men faster than silver kills werewolves

>shooters
Fuck them. Focus on your own commmunity. Start with your own people. Your friends, your family, are they good? Do you help them anytime you can? Are you their savior? Can you be their mascot? Can they rely on you when the times get tough? If not, then be that person. Literally, unironically "be the change you want to see in life". Your positivity will change people for the better.

>politics
I fucking hate politics in general. What? Someone needs to TELL you how to act and think? Someone needs to TELL you what's illegal and what's not? The only time I care about politics is when. It makes me laugh. Focus on your own shit. Lift heavy, eat big, study hard, think for yourself, and don't give a fuck what anyone thinks about you or your country

All le ebin meem aside, I can't stress this enough. BEE yourself, but legit unironically. It may seem as if the world has put you in chains, but nobody is your master but yourself. Be the best that you can be. When you got your shit together, help the people around you. When they get their shit together, they'll help the people around them, and so on and so forth. As a great Spartan lawmaker once said, "start with your families".

Those are rare, at least in my neck of the woods

Are all states like that? The lower population density states seem comfy.

Yes. Don't let any amerifags in denial tell you otherwise

No

All of the things he listed are completely avoidable except the news and politics, you don't have to dress like shit and eat fast food everyday. In fact, most people don't.

thanks for the motivation user :^)

but i still hate america

Then how would you know what people in Denver are like?

>you don't have to dress like shit and eat fast food everyday. In fact, most people don't.
Yes they do. Stop lying. Fuck

Not the same guy but what are your hobbies? How often do you leave the house?

>Boston
Try the water front, beacon hill, etc. As well as nearby places like Salem and Newburyport.

He's right though

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Maybe in your part of the country, we don't in the Pacific Northwest

>I had some nut fat chick on the subway, that was holding a pizza boz on one hamd and talking about how she was cut up and kill everyone on the subway, not giving a shit becuz she from the bronx yo. Kept that shit up for 20mins.
The subway especially on lines into the Bronx has the worst fucking people. The Bronx is like a bizzaroland of garbage people.

Outside of san francisco or downtown core areas, its literally the exact same.

all of LA is basically one giant, spread out suburb full of generic houses and generic shops, except less fat people