/brit/

watching a full episode of big breakfast from 1999
youtube.com/watch?v=owYAxQd6PDU&t=4s

got it playing on my 2nd monitor, synced with the actual time of day so the clock on the big breakfast matches the real time
it's like it's 07:47am but in 1999

people think they're normal just because they're a wealthy ""civilised"" country that we share a language with. speak to them about guns though and you quickly realise they're just as insane and blindly committed to an idiot cause as muslim fundamentalists are. half of them genuinely believe they're in an action movie. probably something to do with being fat and stupid.

dumb bitch

*x-files theme plays*

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wtf, JUST as i posted this, richard bacon said "99" on the big breakfast link i posted (07:48ish)
creepy innit

omg is this not even the /brit/ thread?
how embarrassing

Basically but with pastry covering the entire sausage

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yeah alright timothy james byrne toddle off ey?

m.youtube.com/watch?v=1NFrKMODrz8

SOUTHAN PUFFTAHS

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youtube.com/watch?v=gFuGfwIhv14

>go to London
>ask for a sausage roll
>get a roll filled up with sliced sausage
it was alright at least

no, u willy wagglin wombat

bump
this WILL be the official /brit/

Feel so disconnected from the world
Nothing seems to matter or make a difference

he said very britishly

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Just b urself x

>me smart guy me smartttttt
how about I knock ugly jew ass head of yours clean off your fucking shoulders guy?
Think you're fucking cute you old paedo.
You respect me for what I gave to you, selflessly. Old faggot.

Why Italy of all places

Got 9 grand in the bank
Got no friends to do stuff with
Got no gf
Bought all the stupid vidya nerd shit I could want

brits aren't even british

your whole existence is a lie

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sausage meat wrapped in flaky pastry

doesn't make sense since alfie evans was failed by socialised healthcare

Yikes

I’ll be your friend. In London? x

underage shitposter

all this sausage talk. gaggin for one.

wtf we try to keep the anglo saxons a well hidden secret

*slaps you in the face with my british passport*
british enough for you?

I'm 25 years old and I've fucked more birds than you my son

Goooood morning lads!!!

cringe

How about I curb stomp that ugly old ass paedo head of yours out? I'd smoke you, nigger. No question. Act like a man. Pathetic fuck.

The men are Anglo-Saxon and the women are Britons.

The pizza probably

Remember to pay your respects this Sunday lads

Preferably by filming yourself chugging high ABV Polish beer and listening to Irish panpipe music on youtube

youtube.com/watch?v=Rf5mNO6Z_kM

>cringe

cringe

Fuck Kikes.

doing a runny morning poo with some second hand hot sauce waking me up with a zing

100 years.

I am at least 38% british, it's my homeland too

The moral of the story never trust no snake “Yeah”
The moral of the story cop the crib before the wraith “Right”
The moral of the story ain’t nobody ever safe “Safe”
She see I got the bag so she put it in my face “Face”

Id knock that haggard jew dome clean off your fucking shoulders.

just got a maccers brekko

How can you trust someone who can literally go fuck themselves

*parp*
more tea vicar?

That's how I choose my medical treatment tbf

canadian gf found out i was in love with somebody before and now she's mad i didn't act like silly kid about it with her

youtube.com/watch?v=xhjJoIDFZys

how was are JP on Question Time in the end?

pizza?

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who /bigAl/ here

got a big round of applause for being sensible, as usual

Yeah
quality of nearby pizza

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whos jp

...

Yikes

wtf is this

Someone fedora this man pronto

Boring

johnny poopoo

>politician accused of sexually assaulting a journalist
>her name is Ashleigh Raper
OH NO NO NO

JP on the JQ

True patriot

Jack Whitehall's character on Fresh Meat

JP is a fucking Jew

Where’s Sue poster?

so... here we are

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hahahahah was posting in the other thread x

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are you fat

how do you feel about fat people

not very

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alri I finished reading less than zero which was an easy and enjoyable read. just started blood meridian. you lads reading anything?

Sue x

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No
They disgust me

i'm certainly a bit overweight (5'11, 95kg)
dunno about fat though

Astro, yeah
Sun is down, freezin' cold
That's how we already know, winter's here
My dawg would probably do it for a Louis belt
That's just all he know, he don't know nothin' else
I tried to show 'em, yeah
I tried to show 'em, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Goin' on you with the pick and roll
Young La Flame, he in SICKO MODE

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you actually look pretty white, wow

>are you fat

>how do you feel about fat people

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I discovered a horribly depressing niche on youtube yesterday of alcoholics who film themselves drinking 'malt liquor' and shout each other out, there are like 5 or 6 of these 'uk drinkers' it's mad. There are also some rivalries apparently, some call outs and threats lmao

youtube.com/watch?v=ueAea9nkGb0

uni officially over for the year lads
nowt for four months 'cept the NEET life for me
god it feels good

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In Cold Blood by Truman Capote

i am white

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Why We Fight by Guillaume Faye

He posts like an ape though.

Nope. Don't like looking at them
You're pretty fat

All Quiet on the Western Front

schizo is fat and a virgin