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left class early yesterday so i could come home and sleep ALL DAY
skipping class today so i can do the same haha and it's the weekend so i can sleep all day today, tomorrow, AND sunday haha

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Yeh shocking that

i am paralysed by the byproduct of yeast upon grain

Apu doesn't fly today.

>Poppies are pathetic
behave

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Remember that helicopter Leonardo da Vinci designed? Wouldn't fly today

This little fag wants to be cucked by a gutter ape known as Dr. Zeph

How sad is that?

>rowdy Reb*licunt hates God King and County
Not surprised.

*tuts*

choon
youtube.com/watch?v=hRD_iyJhE1I

Thinking of mocking Grenfell

think I'm having a heart attack

The police have been notified

my understanding of this post is that you enjoy sleeping

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No indeed, the character is being dropped.

fun fact: I actually discovered Jow Forums via a link on a funny gifs thread on, of all places, the crewe alexandria official fansite I happened to click on one time when I wanted some good gifs for a new mp4 player I acquired that day

it was just one of the first results that showed up iirc

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Sick of going on the session and waking up with nothing in my account

It’s unfair that I was born to be a legendary pint smasher and coke sniffer. Why did god design me so cruelly?

cringe, hope you snort some bad coke and die

Smelly Protestant ape fuck off back to England

im VERY depressed haha

this desu

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Why don't we go to the moon anymore?

got a question for yous, whats heavier kilogram of steel or a kilorgram of feathers ?

I was actually born in NI. But anyway, no.

thoughts?

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Cringe sardonic virgin get out more

Fuck up nobody cares you gowl

It’s probably just because you’re too stupid and your middle school math is too complex for your puny brain

just told the lads im not going out tonight. not feeling it tbf

Wear a poppy on my beanie

>go to bk for lunch
>girl offers me two cookies for a dollar
>gladly accept
>check bag of food
>no cookies
>my mfw

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too expensive

buy a fucking rope and make a noose for yourself mate you're a failure

imagine suckling on her armpit fat

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remember when tevez sent you down haha

all your posts are shit

Long day of drinking tomorrow so I might just have a few glasses tonight to warm up.

Shag I

Well then how do we make it less expensive?

this didn't happen at all, you're just trying to sound bizzare and random

*taps the sign*

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Well we already knew that from the flag.

be safe

is doug a virgin?

homealone needs to try shagging a lass it'll do wonders to his confidence and self esteem

How about I stick a pint of bleach down your gullet you filthy nigger gutter ape

space elevator

>i hate mathsyank so much ill reply to all his posts that'll show him!
blithering mong

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the steel obviously you mong

he thought the g spot existed so yes

he said, "king and country, cock'n'bull
we fought just to survive''

does the pope shit in the woods

I was thinking of better better rockets and fuel but that too

said nigger on campus today and got the Canadian army called in for campus lock down

Cringe

Absolutely terrible banter you utter freak

Had enough of your fake news lad come find me outside Greggs in 30 minutes as we'll settle this once and for all

Ach it's grand. Have a couple in the local, train into town, hit the Bridge for an hour or three, match, then back to the bridge for a swifty or two and on to Lemon & Duke. Home at oh-dark-Hundred with a dirty kebab (other carryouts are available)

as long as no resources are expended (apart from busting a nut), i support this kind of bleaching

ol' musky will help us out with that stuff

but they both are a kilogram you downie

absolutely fucking bored of porn and wanking but i get too horny and cannot concentrate if i don't wank

might top myself, man was not meant to live like this

The only riddle homealone left us with is 'where the fuck did he go?'

You can always hear in Limmy's voice and see in his expression how weary he is of people repeating his most popular jokes to him
>haha yes "turned the weans against us" I remember that one... och aye wrong way down a one way street that was one of mine yes... steel heavier than feathers guy that's me.. kill jester yes that's a classic

Ah ah ah, you know the rules paddy.

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sounds pretty good. wish id feel better but I'll just stay cosy inside and listen to galaxie 500

why do wh*Toids have no culture

I am those things. also a cunt. but it still happened
when has browsing the internet ever been a linear/predictable process?

oh my god i am sooo anxious

proddy bastard

The real question is does anyone give a fuck?

?

only made 2, still better than yours

bout wot x

got a fuck buddy but she's sort of overweight dunno if I can be arsed

steel is much heavier than feathers though

the forgotten holocaust : churchill's annihilation of 3 million innocent bengalis.

Being told to FONT this morning really messed homealone up, he's been confrontational all day

The problem with space elevators is that no material exists that's strong enough to withstand space
Better rocket propulsion would make spaceflight easier

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working tonight and a job interview in the morning

You gonna bum him lad?

Drop a kilogram of steel and it'll hit the ground faster than a kilogram of feathers.
Why? Because the steel is heavier.

Homealone fingered Doug up the jacksey. This happened. Screencap this.

>the steel obviously you mong

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youtube.com/watch?v=OfNkPh4Iy0A

banger

what makes you say that? dont think i've been less oe more confrontational than usual, when people chat shit I always call em out

Just found out that one of the three wise men was possibly from India
We Wuz wise n shiet lads