/brit/

it's Friday lad

just saw a redhead who plays videogames on a dating app, freaked out cause that's literally my fetish so I sent her the most pasta message ever

The pinnacle

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>ww1 kino time of year
>media is focuses on JFs and women involved
Not pleased, first the bbc didn’t play Zulu last year and now this

youtube.com/watch?v=JdpspllWI2o&feature=youtu.be
>£50mil to make
>banned from tv for political advertising

someones getting sacked for this

>You are lost in the desert and you see this
What do?

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that's not irony
fuck off

Bournemouth mate

Was going to run up to Belfast to see the Ulster v Uruguay game. Didn't go 'cos the weather was so shitty, now it looks like it's fucking clearing.

Post message

rec me a good autumn jacket lads

nothing gay or ethnic

needs to work on that right hook though, horrible techinque

she'd willingly have sex with me

cute

TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD

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bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-suffolk-46153438

It's edited down from a Greepeace promo film which is at least partially why they were not allowed to use it.

run away and go have a wank somewhere nice and quiet

Call her a roastie and get my phone out to shitpost on brit

would

being an absolute powerhouse is a mentality not about physical prowess
clearly you dont have it

who would you support?

LOL

Hello and welcome to BRADFORD

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*gag orders you*

Ulster.

great bants
youtu.be/wOekQQUJwIs

bad lad

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>French plonk powerhouse

cringe

Why do Americans even post here?
No one likes you, you don't fit in at all
Go away

What brings you to that conclusion?

nah weather is shocking here still

haha didn't see the new thread what am I like

you should support your catholic brethren from LatAm

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-46151571

>Duarte Xavier, 33, posed as "Ana" on dating apps including Tinder and sent provocative images to fool the victims into meeting for sex.

>The victims, aged between 26 and 45, were blindfolded during the encounters.

How the fuck did this guy not only manage to catfish several guys, but somehow they agreed to be blindfolded after meeting him?

Also why even bother, just go on grindr and fuck literally limitless amounts of gays

emphasise the immediate need to find water and shelter before dark

Ah, not so bad then.
Pitch is playable though.

>just go on grindr and fuck literally limitless amounts of gays
Talking from experience?

I don't have any catholic brethren, I don't believe in pixies.

>Not sure how appropriate this is but I have just finished a Scotland tour and the amount of BIG cocks I saw OMFG!
>Like literally 80% of my bookings were all with massive cocks to the extent that my Kingsize condoms ran out...I will have to rest for 2 days at least before getting back to work..
loool
little englishmen on suicide watch

The masturbation will continue until the gf situation improves

uh oh

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can we stop with the pictures of attractive young women, seriously, how would you like if a picture of you was posted here and a bunch of ugly losers wanked to it, you fuckers make me sick

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wogsocket

think I'm balding but I have long hair so I don't care

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Post of pic of yourself then, I guarantee we won't wank to you.

skitzo are you attracted to pretty negresses like halle berry gabrielle union alexandra shipp jessica kennedy etc or is your racial purity stopping you

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chebs tho

speak for yourself x

Paddies do not come to /brit/ and tell us what we can and cannot post.

no fackin way is it time for a new innit

I LOVE Irish lads :3

Wales is the next Alentejo

RA.642 Moxie - that's what i'm listening to atm lads

>Duarte Xavier

Is this you lad?

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World War 1 and 2 was a win for the Jews.

why isn't spurdo the official ideology of the aut-right?

No you don't understand, I was humorously calling her an ugly fucker.

I remember Stockholm in the summertime

you would because youre gay

my life is so empty and devoid of meaning or purpose

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why else would you be on Jow Forums?

All those young white men died for nothin'. They died for Jews. How many white men died?

yea, me too. it fucking rained.

Cause I've had nothing to life for
And look like nothing's gonna come my way
So I'm just gonna sit on the dock of the bay
Watching the tide roll away
I'm sitting on the dock of the bay, wasting time

>Raheem Sterling has signed a three-year contract extension at Manchester City, committing him to the club until 2023 in a deal worth up to £300,000 a week.
>£300k PER WEEK

Footy
Pints
Slags

CRYING

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cornwall-46029562

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looking at her instagram again

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just called someone a racist in greggs

lmao women think they're so strong
can't even knock over a soyboy

come suck me off x

hmm yes solidarity with our fellow wageslaves

Any coincidence Jewelry has Jew in it, think not

to be fair he is the next messi

*roasts you like a chestnut*

Billy Brown, Brown, Billy

*skins you like an onion*

How did he eat?

YOU'RE OUTTA TOUCH
I'M OUTTA TIME

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drinking some coca cola

tastes a bit like gummy bears or haribos

I feel thin, sort of stretched, like hot sauce scraped over too much naan.

The protagonist from Buffalo 66