Culture Pals /cp/ gen thread

Find your holiday qt edition

Welcome to Culture Pals! Message QTs from around the world! Here autistic sperg losers can meet equally autistic thots from developing nations like Russia(ew) , China(yawn) and India (loos) for relationships so autistic even wouldn't bother with them.
Seriously this shit is more of a bitch than debugging pointers in C using vim with no scripts. Want to discuss argentina? Want to discuss philosophy with an overweight Brazilian who got 0 on www.freesites.gratisiqteste.com.br? Want to get dropped by turks with English so atrocious they make toddlers seem fluent? Want to be given the basic gestalt on boobs and soy by the resident mammary expert titman? Want to talk with/share qts with the Taliban?
Want to banter koreaboos?
Sign up at:
interpals.net/

Website with pastas and scripts:
Https://culturepals.github.io/

Mega with the memes all the cool kids use:
mega.nz/#F!QgY0QCaR!w6gTFL2egnqpOgzHeIPXjw
qtcrawler:
mega.nz/#F!lQkh0A7R!ROpihereOeBAByYtVu_91A

script:
pastebin.com/h5A30AW7

javascript, tampermonkey/greasemonkey extension for the betas

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twitter.com/AnonBabble

Off to Netherlands on Monday then Bulgaria on Wednesday lads

How do I get literally any qt to talk to me? wtf am i doing wrong?

Don't do tradicional messages.
Try to banter.

Teach me the banter technique randy-san/pikachu-san!

has anyone noticed that turkish girls are smart af and can hold an actual metaphysical/philosophical conversation and eastern euros are all bimbos?

lmao wrong. Both are bimbos

See the copypastas on the pastebin link. Some can help you.
I would often send the poorfag pasta to American girls and they would reply.

It is hard to use any of those pastas because I am not degenerate enough and also I am not poor.

You have two qts?

Netherlands is for work, Bulgaria I just fancied a holiday

Start messaging Bulgarian qts!

>tfw no Romanian or Bulgarian gypsy gf

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Romanian girls are nice. There is a 34 year old Romanian woman at my school and she’s cute

I find Turkish girls are very flighty though

Slavs are cold at first but can become very attached to you if you keep talking

>look for latina qt's on instagram
>only find negresses

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I barely use this site anymore I just come to the threads because they're comfy

yeah but all they talk about is their routine and boring shit like that

Follow me
instagram.com/carol.williamss

This. Threads are top comfy.
But you're the most comfy person I know ^w^

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I'm too polite and shy to ignore a qt and tell her I think she's boring, but when I finally snap and tell her I can't take it anymore they get blindsided and really upset I wasn't being honest with them
This has happened multiple times now and I hate myself but I don't know what to do. All these girls are just so boring to me but I'm so fucking lonely.

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Soo... Just ghost them and move on. They'd do the same thing for you.

Comfy thread comfy music

youtu.be/_sI_Ps7JSEk

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Classic

Countries and age?

youtu.be/bwlOPnc5VSY

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What is this shit? I only listen to meme music sorry

Here you go

youtu.be/dv13gl0a-FA

based

What about this

youtu.be/Ccs8vfPqQO8

If this guy can get qts like that... any user can

how do you deal with obsession?

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he paid her you dumbass so of course anyone can get any girl with the right amount

Love me some german qts

the virgin gf tb.qh. turkish women are a far nicer catch.

how do I talk to girls? someone has a step by step guide or something?

> turkish women are a far nicer catch.

hello i just dropped into say
ew

be yourself if you're looking for a serious relationship. emulate a chad NPC if you want a quick and dirty pump 'n dump

>turkish women are a far nicer catch

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No.. he fugged her

can't imagine the physical condition of these posters. reckon 5'4'' at the most.

Guys it's raining super hard and it's comfy af

I hate rain. I like snow

going for t-rkish women if you are a westerner is on par with going for an asian gf

What makes someone boring to you user?

youtube.com/watch?v=5hcz0ijCwhs

bet you get asked for ID everytime you go to buy alcohol.

KYS CRINGEY NORMALFAGS

>emulate a chad NPC
how

wish I knew

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If you come here, then you want to be a normalfag but you're too autistic to be here.
Welcome

turkish women despise turk men so brothels are big business here cause otherwise most people wouldnt be able to put benis in bagina
although from using culturepals im guessing you knew that already

once some turk wrote me to ask where he can get good ukrainian whore. Probably he wanted to bait me. But as it was the only time somebody was writing me on interpals i didn't resent even.

back to /gsg/ talex

well for turks Ukraine = Whores so he probably wasnt baiting you
turks are only intrested in ukraine for the sex

youtube.com/watch?v=ispeh2bW1AQ

>tfw no Japanese gf to sing me country roads while driving through West Virginia
Why even live bros?

youtu.be/R7KFo8ASdG4

Wait for the TOP ANIME COMFY my lad
youtube.com/watch?v=TUxDw42pzOo

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That was really comfy

youtu.be/hfBY2E3snFs

It doesn’t get more memed than this

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v. Comfy

Post comfy

youtu.be/pB8xsFy0Xd4

Oops wrong video

youtu.be/0gaMIu2_fzY

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That was comfy

youtu.be/_vQDPz7nxdU

is interpals still active? I feel like im getting 1/5th of the messages I used to get

t. 7/10 male

Yes it is. Message qts with new profiles for best results

why new users? because they havent been jaded by indians and africans?

I still have some luck with a modified script

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>because they havent been jaded by indians and africans?
Exactly. All 4 qts I met IRL from IP I had started messaging when their profiles were relatively fresh. Plus, they made an IP to get to know someone, if you’re open with them they will accept you

That's always a great song

youtube.com/watch?v=dGHbOZBSv18

did you use the copypastas or tailor your message to their profile

Always tailor

Change Main pic

This

Goodnight /cp/

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Night pal

hunting black qts

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>black
>qts

Pick one

shut the fuck up dude, we have to reinforce to black men that black women are hot, that way they stick to their own kind

Fucking racist go back to shitlord

I'm more of a Jow Forums and /his/ man myself

If I have a Brazilian qt, should I learn Brazilian Portuguese or European Portuguese? Brazilian dialect would make more sense, but if I ever go to Portugal I don't want people to think I'm some brainlet when I start talking like some favelamonkey

If you're not pardo(mulatto) then you have no problem here.
Makes more sense for you to learn Brazilian portuguese.
We're not racist but we have to be careful with them stealing us. And being a pardo is one of the traits of a robber

Both of us are unironically white, she's from the far South and has naturally red hair, so I don't think it should be a problem

Yeah. No problem at all.
Good luck

alt-right retard pls leave, this a liberal thread

If anyone ever asks why I don't have a qt.

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He wants you to reply.
Send this and block him


Too bad it's too long for photo comments

Your eyes are too far apart. Nose is definitely crooked. The shape of your face is not aesthetically pleasing at all. You look like a 3/10 with your beard in this photo. I don't even want to imagine what you look like without beard. I actually just threw up in my mouth, just thinking about it. Your head is too big (although that may be, because of your giraffe neck posture) . As for your hair, lol. Seriously, do something. You look like a horse. Stare at your face for more than 5 seconds, and you will see how ugly you are. The eyes which are too far apart is what ruins /damages an already ugly face even further. Unfortunately for you, that can't be surgically fixed, lol. You arms are way too long. lol at how they hang by your sides. Kind of reminds me of lurch. Don't even let me start on your pale complexion. It only works if you look hot. Unfortunately, you do not look hot. Its hard to sum up a creature like you in one word. 'UGLY ' would be unfair , since it doesn't reflect how repulsive you look. GROTESQUE is stretching it. But somewhere in between, is where you would be, on the scale of an average man. I'm sorry if my words seem a little harsh. Just so you know, I sugar coated this post as much as possible.

Have a nice day.

hahaha thats a bit brutal.. You did have a chance with pika so you only have yourself to blame

I did reply and said some good things never last and I hope he is a good thing.
Then he said i'm ugly again.
Then i questioned why someone with a supposedly attractive face has time to kill.
Will wait for him to call me ugly again coz I'm being petty.

Based

I get the urge to say, he's stupid but I just won't reply. petty time is over.

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What's the deal with Russian Columbine girl

is this general back and alive now or what

Why bother blurring out your profile? We all know who you are flip
Literally who?

The one with the profile picture wearing a Natural Selection t-shirt

tell me user, is cunt tree matter in /cp/ ?