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>tfw chvrches only had one good album

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depends, usually sitting down because it's comfier

woah me too

sell your penis

Why are you replying to yourself?

Become a shill on Jow Forums.

And that would've been super solid if lavren hadn't been too nice and let those fags put down vocals

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Delete this fucking picture.

Alcohol taste like terrible.
>t-hat's not true you think that because you haven't tasted my favorite 10 star germen beer that uses activated almonds and fermented dolphin testicles
I have. It tastes like shit too.

not an option
is that even a thing? will jews pay me to post subversively?

Child like post

>I'll drink whatever tastes the best not what will make me forget my sorrows
Gay desu

Why is /cum/ so gay?

i love beer with ceviche, its so good

wtf is that

based

aesthetic body imo

Better hide behind some Trump quotes about not drinking.
Don't go halfway and drink chick shit.
I promise you, you will be judged each and every time.

Whoops didn't mean to quote but it applies anyway.

sell your bp, then

Reminder if you're not straight edge you're living life wrong

based and redpilled

what about the weird hair distribution

>straight edge
anything in moderation is a better approach, life is balance

What's gay about my comment?

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alright buds back from errands, good to see you lads all have better pcs than me. now im going to go take a shit and make lunch(not eating my shit btw)

What a kween

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This opening image is amazing.

Basado

how do i get a girlfriend?
Also how do i make friend?

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waifufaggotry is is still faggotry and it's a fact that 100% of Chvrches fans are waifufags.

helo /cum/ lest keep thred anim fre

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/cum/ tries their best to have high quality editions

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Straightedge is for pussies.
If you don't have the willpower to stop before you're drunk you're a weak person.

Based

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really enjoy this song as an album opener
youtube.com/watch?v=60lNUrIFuWM

You ever wake up and just stay in bed rubbing your still hard cock through your underwear? Best part of my day desu..

This video is hot
youtube.com/watch?v=sBzrzS1Ag_g&list=PLTU9Rfr3yfocJzali45xuCjdqG4Zvkksz

i rarely have morning wood and when i do i'm not horny

Daily reminder to drink more water /cum/

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When I'm working I drink at least 2 liters. More if it's warm out.

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Day 6 of nofap
Still struggling with porn addiction though. Started watching sexy asmr. I don't know if that's worse or better. It feels more intimate. Better than watching a girl get railed I guess.

pussy is god
youtube.com/watch?v=ZGIkGbs1VEc

Drink water like it's going out of style personally
Means I have to piss 100 gorillion times if start drinking the hard stuff though

I used to have a 6 hour long sleepingsquad video of a cute girl that I would play as I fell asleep. Too bad it got deleted and she seems to have disappeared from the internet.

You should drink more, women LOVE my water

>rarely have morning wood
I can't remember the last time not having it. Pretty sure I've woken rock hard since age 12

I'm over 30 and I still get it.

brain zaps

i get morning wood

Is Lez-Pop the newest sub-genre?
youtube.com/watch?v=U0ih3FriG1k

i like this song they did with kali uchis
youtube.com/watch?v=8Hz1QGvPROM

what are you doing tonight?

prolly pizza and a movie if every other Friday night is an indicator.

what za and what movie

Going to beat the fuck out of my grandpa in Mario Kart

think i'll order a burger
top left i think

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There's a local restaurant that's my favorite but sometimes I'll just get Pizza Hut or Papa Johns if there's a deal on.
My pick is Dunkirk for Remembrance Weekend but I might get voted down.

what restaurant is that

Would not give that establishment a single dime in patronage

Yeah it’s always nice
Or the plump semi after taking the morning piss
Feels based

I remember when I was a TEEN I was such a SLUT

But now I'm TWENTY and check out how much of a PRINCESS I am.

Ate 3 scrambled eggs with nothing else 4 hours ago and feel disgustingly full

rip

some place in seattle

why not?

hopefully
youtube.com/watch?v=qO0NHxmotqE

i don't think crj is a lesbian, though

>wrong world war
Downvoted.

>I might get voted down.
this aint reddit bud

Lesbians aren’t real
It’s all just attention whoring

planing some stuff
enjoy your night

get the CODfather because it jas a silly name

god isn't real
it's just attention whoring

I can do either a meme menu OR those prices.
Staunchly refuse to do both simultaneously.

Lesbian sex is still very hot

Buy my merch.

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God is a Zando-like entity

That much is true
Especially dedicated and passionate arsehole licking

i don't like fish though

then you're just a prude, goodbye

Name a good WW1 movie that I haven't seen and I might be game.

[spoiler]It's worse[/spoiler]

thanks

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Hey guys this is me
*Mutters timidly*
>Has sex with strangers as a occupation

loved Dunkirk. Saw it twice in imax theaters

Subscribe to PewDiePie if you haven’t already

>doing my part

shame

mhm

paths of glory

Enjoy your adult happy meal, zoomer trash

I still haven't seen it.