/brit/

The custodian will NOT be pleased

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ARAMCO

west country la la la

Anime is for nonces
Video games are for gimps

girls like green eyes more than blue ones

friday night choons

youtube.com/watch?v=NgaoS0bbKcc

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hells bells

>all girls are the same and like all the same things.

Lol why does he do it (for free)?

the fucks that mean

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you're welcome

the company of a good friend. :)

What about Wales?

doing a diabolical poo
not sure what from alls I’ve had is a bowl of bran flakes and an apple

fucking hate everyone

lmao.....

it's like Deceit was meant to be listened to after watching Threads
youtube.com/watch?v=PoCze4CNEms

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Your flag is on my jacket!

>poortherners
Norf FC!

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want to slice my bollocks up looking like the Cantor set.

Green eyes are top tier. Rarer than blue. My eyes look grey in certain light and someone has asked me if they were grey before and said "woah look at X's eyes"

I also shag

same lad

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I’m the only one in my family with blue eyes, they just look nicer than green desu

cocaine. they dont call it that in england?

Yessssss Mark is live

helo bb pls show me bobs saxy baeutiful girl i kiss open ur milk truk

janny will you come home

why do the northerners in the northerner meme speak like cockneys? ive never in my life heard a northerner replace th with f

>cocaine. they dont call it that in england?
I'd never heard it TBQH

i have really shitty muddy blue eyes it's almost worse than brown desu
bright ice blue or bust

I've got one word for you ...

*recites three whole chapters of Mein Kampf*

why do they call it pepsi max again

The first humans had white skin. Think like a hairless ape.

That being said, the earliest "Europeans" had dark skin with blue eyes.

The earliest case of modern "white skin" comes from Eastern Russia, near modern Mongolia. These people spread west into Europe in a series of violent migrations. They literally genocided the dark-skinned males.

max suagr

lots of sugar

I'M NOT SICK BUT I'M NOT WELL

im buzzing tits right now mate why the hell else would i be spamming pictures of a one armed weather girl without some sort of mental issue

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grab 'im big dave!

MORE WONDERWALL

Galaxy eyes are the best.

At this age
How are them man still hating?
My young boy in a different country
But he ain't ever been on vacation

north western brittany mentionned

Just Veeted the old bollocks, lads.
Tingly.

didn't dump her, she dumped me
part of the problem is that she's the only gf i've ever had, and asked me out within hours of first taking my virginity, and I had only spent a few hours in person with her prior to that (talked a lot on facebook after we first met)
she said I didn't seem to make an effort which in retrospect was true

buying my set of hat & gloves for this winter lads

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.....................YOU'RE TALKING LIKE YOU'RE HANDY IN A FIGHT

why's he such a stereotype

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*Tv suddenly switches off*
YA THOUGHT YA WOZ WATCHIN' STANLEY KUBRICK'S CLASSIC FILM LOLITA.
WELL YA WASN'T WATCHIN' THAT PAEDO FILTH
YA WERE WATCHIN' ME!
UNDA NONCE HUNTAH CODE CHAPTER SIX LINE EIGHT WATCHIN' THIS IS A FOOKIN NONCE CRIME CONSPIRACEH TO WATCH KIDS
'OLD HIM DOWN BIG MATE, IM CALLIN T'TAXI
*Sofa wraps around your arms and holds you in place. It was Big Dave all along...*

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Why? You probably never leave the house

>y*rkshite

fuck off culchie

thought you were just weird in general

what are galaxy eyes

I do, literally every single day

good post

You got the filename right, but not in the picture. Why is that?

Ha ha .. got any more brit/pol/ posts to copy and paste here .. Lmao ..

turtle why are you under british flag now

wait lad oi was watchin dat two fousand n un innit
wif em dancin monkeys and flashy loights
don't kill me - me wife an- *ZAAAP*

hahahah yeah ive been dumped for that in my first srs relationship when i didnt know what i was doing hahahah. didnt take her out anywhere or whatever

lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

first genuinely funny /brit/ post in a while

>fuck off culchie
D15 is hardly the sheugh

YORKSHA IS THE GREATEST PLACE IN ALL INGERLAND, WHO CAN POSSIBLY HOPE TO COMPARE WITH OUR VERDANT FIELDS AND BOUNTIFUL DALES? NEITHER KENT NOR CORNWALL CAN CALL THEMSELVES AS GREAT AS THE CHEERY PATRIOTISM OF THE YORKSHA LAD.

Why are American houses so big compared to here? Even the rougher parts I’ve visited the houses seem to be quite big compared to the houses in comparably impoverished areas here. Is the land cheaper there or something?

>Is the land cheaper there or something?
Bingo!

Womens only value is their holes

bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-38649235

edition.cnn.com/2018/11/02/opinions/what-if-women-went-on-a-sex-strike-before-the-midterms-martin/index.html

America is twenty times as big with only a five times the population.

land cheaper
shittier matierals used

Nah as it's not even funny, has been posted multiple times every day this week, and it's taken from Brit/pol/.

having a crack at bohemian rhapsody
pissed out of his mind

Haha let's break the streamer by donating 1k+ pounds.

haven't watched threads because it looks very scary but this heat is good

they need more space cos they're fat lol!

HEYYYYYY MACARENA

Post more posts from Brit/pol/ lmfao haha lmao

>Should homealone get a girlfriend

Yes 7
88

No 1
13

hmm

empty land and they build with wood

>blanchardstown
you fucking nigger

me? i'm a clondalkin man

I'm just like Drive

Anyone find it quite sad the tacky commercialisation of the Remembrance Poppy? Seems every company and corporation is looking to exploit it for their own means.

>Norf meme

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Yes and no. In most cases, Americans expect a bigger house than a European would expect. Having a typical house the size of a European house would seem insulting.

Depending where you go, like anywhere else, land is cheap or expenseive.

Americans also encourage expansion, and Europeans don't.

the numbers don't speak for me

>poorkshire

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>Mishi Mboko

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Drums on This Heat's songs are ALWAYS top notch

Castleknock.

>i read brit/pol/

impressive