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sue

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paki 'bab just arrived

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who is sue and why is she spammed?

What happened in 1883? Did the man kick the footyball?

Heh heh heh heh...

*stands one up at the far post*

post music

being in black and white even though it came out in the seventies and having no actual dialogue apart from a woman narrating edgy poetry over the whole thing is a bit pretentious desu. its french though, it's kind of a given. i still like it though.

Beware da baby trap

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mental to think that there are 3.7 billion willies on earth and I haven't sucked one of them

Ah yes. Schoolgirl kebab

business idea: the coolness of winter but with sunshine for 16 hours per day

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why, because I put you back into your place, irish dog?
I'm as frog as it gets, entitled by birth right to /fr/, /brit/, /cum/ and /mena/ for my frog blood gave birth to all nations in these generals

That'll be a no from me!

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NHS are peddling kike propaganda now?

gave up ps2 years ago

Average video gamer

Yeah, I'm still not buying it. Drop the proxy.

Used to watch this show with the so called ex

Hey...Hey, Vinny. You heard what I told that buchiach? I says to 'em...I says..."Ey! Hotshot! What happened in 1883?! Your mother suck his cock?"

Heh heh heh heh heh...

Charles is going to be a great king.

don't think that's pretentious personally and she's narrating a book a man asleep which the film is based on and having read that book i think the stylistic choices used in the film do the book justice more

alright you vf

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Don't understand
if your surname is Gaelic even if you're a navvy it's better than being a west brit in this land

I see this as "we'd rather not hand out abortions willy nilly, so please be responsible."

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*puts my records on*
*tells you my favourite song*

he is right though
if you get a gf more girls are attracted to you because you are in high demand

how fucking dare you speak to me like that you brown untermensch. I am a pureblooded Aryan man from North-Western Europe. Crawl back down to the Mediterranean before I unleash my Gaelic wrath on you, 'French' shitskin

Bullshit, they'll abort what's put in front of em
they're saying babies are worth less than consumeristic pleasures like playstations and makeup

Go on, what is it

I also agree condoms should be banned and teenage pregnancies are good

petit con d'irlandais
assieds toi, sois humble

can't wait for gogglebox me

i have to scan my passport and drivers licence. who the fuck actually owns a scanner? will a photo work instead?

virgins calling each other virgin freaks - a british culture experience

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no they're not

>navvy
whats a navvy
also I'm not a west brit I hate the british government

Alaska has all the answers you're looking for
>18 hour days during summer
>Sub-zero temperatures
>Grizzle bears
>Black bears
>Large produce

It's pretty great, 2bh.

obviously

having female friends (hot ones) is a literal easy mode way of meeting new girls and getting sex with girls bc you've already been given social validity from hot girl

You're here....

THERE'S NOTHING I FEAR

AND I KNOWWWWW THAT MY HEART WILL

GO ONNNNNNNNNNNN

WE'LL STAYYYYYY

FOREVERRRRR THIS WAYYYYYYYYYYY

Same ngl

What is google translate?

yeah should

thank god we have subhuman third worlders to have kids for us

mate MATE
it's just a little tiny bit pretentious

is it for work?
They usually do it at the workplace for you

If I were 6'3 I would apply for modelling straight away and never look back.

no!

Aren't you a virgin?

Even prostitutes hate virgins

Their whole livelihood depends on shagging random old men they've just met - yet virgins are so much hassle they turn them down!

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Did your parents tell you not to race mix?

I'm Somali, and my parents have always told me and my 4 brothers not to date white girls. I always found it odd because when they started telling me this I didn't even understand the idea of dating and sex. They told us white girls don't wash properly and have no morals.

My mom did tell me Muslim Indian women are fine though. When I first tried Indian food I really liked it and my Mom joked she'd get me an Indian wife.

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gaelic? slaves all of them
civilisation spread in europe from the mediterranean sea
I am a proud helleno latin french man, builder of civilisation, light of the world
you are a drunkard, slave of my children the british
sit down, be humble

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The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland and France and Malta and Hanover

>Apply for modelling
??

post bears

nothing wrong with being a virgin

A daring synthesis

inaccurate

To become a male model.

There are no 5'9 male models. Why did God gift me with a good eye area, compact midface, hunter eyes, protruding chin and strong jawline but make me a manlet?

Right Said Fred - I 'm Too Sexy

Gaels were raiding france while your people were having sex with goats, spawn of arabs

A navvy is who is a Gaelic immigrant to the UK in the 19th and 20th century.
If your surname is Gaelic even if you have non-paternal English ancestry and no recent Irish citizenship you are Gaelic/Irish.

these are the definitions of virgin freaks though
you should have learnt enough from watching porn to not come across as a complete virgin who has zero idea what to do

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im coming up lads, im fucking mashed

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The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland and France and Malta and Milton Keynes

user, I...I don't take pictures of bears, user. That's not what I do...

He has a sense of humour clearly

If you're Somali, there's a high chance you already have Indian blood in you

doubt he was that rough

t. nigger

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the scran

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me too but I have stretch marks on my hips and armpits from when I was obese

>Actor Viggo Mortensen has apologized profusely after being crucified for uttering the word "Nigger".
>During a moderated Q&A session following the release of his recent film "Green Book", he said.... “For instance, no one says nigger anymore,”

Aragorn is finished lads

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the Socialist Republic of Great Britain
the Democratic Republic of Ireland
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the Maltese People's Republic
the German Democratic Republic

yeah but if you were 6'3 you wouldn't have a compact midface

somehow I do have a compact midface but most tall people have long ugly faces.

unironically yes
my granddad is very racist. sat me and my sister down and seriously told us to never have kids with a non-white person and if we have a relationship with one to never bring them round the house.

wtf only us niggas and rappers can say that word

In Anglo countries we have an affinity for Pakis since they're usually the biggest Muslim group, and they're as conservative as we are.

Love the fact that England is such a non-country it doesn't even get name checked in it's own title

Why can't they just leave our people alone (Chads)?

>he's here

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more like Viggo Mortified

his english is pretty good

Mummy just baked a chocolate cake lads. It's pretty good. Not something she normally does.

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thought so, it's the same thing really innit

nah it's for my landlord, he keeps asking for documents before we move in.

the (imaginary) gf is being too clingy
think I might break it off and imagine a new one

I would because my father and mother have compact midfaces.

Why did my dad have to marry a literal womenlet? Flushing his genes down the toilet like that...

Right. The Somali coast line was infamous for it's slave highway. Muslim slavers usually employed Indian servants to capture Africans and march them through Somali. Many died, and likely raped one of your ancestors.

*takes a big slice*

The poster is designed to stop teenage pregnancies

But ah yes, I'm sure the kikes are behind this one!

Ask him if you can take a high res photo. If not you may need to go to a library or something which would be a pain in the arse

You not heading out on the lash?

>Mortensen: "For instance, "Nigger" is a bad word no one says anymore"
>amorphous gay left wing blob: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHH

got called an incel on r/feminism