Why are there so many threads about shitting on Italy today? What have we done to you? We are a cute country

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fuck you.

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same goes for me, Junichi...it makes me so hard...

thank you italy, for giving us everything we needed to crush you again and again and again, starting from Brennos who sacked Rome before it was cool

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me and my brothers in italy

Are we on the same Jow Forums?
They are shitting on us in every thread. I haven't seen any threads on Italy.

here u r, Lucrezia...

I think countries are just selected at random to be mocked for a 24 hour period, unless your America or Poland.

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americans hate italians.

I got bullied in georgia because of my last name.

To think once upon a time a French could actually look down on other nationalities without making everyone laugh

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>kraut propaganda poster
>french officer still looks cool

Based

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Is this a prehistoric pepe?

Why would they depict the French as if they were some kind of immigrants? Very disrespectful.

we can still look down on you

>joins the war
>gets btfo immediately
>cries for Germany to help
>switches sides
>gets btfo immediately by Germany

mussolini was still right about you negroes
you always were the third wheel of evropa
still are desu

>be shitler
>know that your ally won't be ready until at least 1941
>start the war anyway
>complain when they fail as a result

also, italians invented fascism, not you literal snowniggers.

thats just the south dude, try pulling that shit on the east coast and your going ta get a beat down

i am from the east coast already and I can't leave because I'm italian.

You can't stand on your feet and give head to Mamadou at the same time
Mussolini didn't switch sides, but should have. Shouldn't have associated with that retarded meth-head in the first place.

mario pls
don't embarass yourself
your very flag you owe to us
you were beaten and left behind centuries ago
Léonard de Vincix, famous french painter and inventor, understood that long ago
feel free to visit le Louvre to see La Joconde

>You can't stand on your feet and give head to Mamadou at the same time

What is he's a dwarf?
Btw, try to find jokes that doesn't make you sound like an amerifat

>Lucrezia
H-how do you know I'm a girl (male)!?

french "people" will NEVER EVER know this feel

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you mean real italians won the cup? good for you.

those who like anime are all potentially girls(boys)

Wuss

I don't get it

Shitaly is gross and their women smell of sweat and spoilt milk

Thats how it is for us any day. Stop crying

>their women smell of sweat and spoilt milk
hot

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>feel free to visit le Louvre to see La Joconde
Nah, the gioconda isn't worth enduring the horror of being in Paris

>didn't even qualify for the world cup
how the mighty have fallen

italy never did anything bad to anyone on this board

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they genocided my people
but we got them back, big time

Yep. Anything bad in general.

>dindu's nuffin

This entire thread is like WW1 redux with more banter.

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i like italy and i hope you kick out all the riff raff

its banter

Fuck fr*Nce and fukkk white people

am sorry italy
I akshually like you
just drunk, got triggered i don't remember why and got nasty because I like it
little sister brought an exchange student once, kid from southern italy, from what she told us he was quite poor but they were very nice and every meal was large
when he left us and took his bus he was crying, he taught me how to pronounce stracciatella
i forgot his name but i'll never forget stracciatella
for that week I really liked that kid

>hmmm... yes, waiting for retarded spaghettiniggers to take a step forward in the time the ussr takes 20 steps forward would have been the winning strategy

I love Italy, Italy ROCKS!!!

fuck france

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zitto animale