/balk/ - Balkan Thread

Why does sam hyde look like an abortion that somehow survived the process and grew up

Pshek said that at his height it's impossible to get a gf

Getting matches on Tinder != Getting a gf

He's getting liked by girls with 160cm and such, I'm seeing in the descriptions but not swiping them yet

WTF this guy already has 10+ likes and it's friday night

Pshek delusions shattered, i just signed up like 15 minutes ago

It's not Vardar, it's Aksios
It's not Maritsa, it's Evros

It's not Balkans, it's Haemus

I even put the autist bike lanes line lmaoo

Look at how tiny this guy is, you would think no girl would want him cause they told u on Jow Forums?

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Pshek needs to stop being such a faggot and post a pic of himself.
Isn't Tinder, like, full of bots?

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Some chick superliked him hahahaha

>Isn't Tinder, like, full of bots?

No dumbass. Where the fuck did you hear that? There are some fakes and obvious model pics but anything suggestive of links/selling gets banned in 5 seconds. It's a totally legit app

PROOFS
>Where the fuck did you hear that?
Dunno, people on Jow Forums sometimes complain about getting fake matches.

>Dunno, people on Jow Forums sometimes complain about getting fake matches.
Yeah there are always a few scared girls who put up fake pics to troll guys but very rare. It's more common to see guys get 0 matches, because I told you fitness/abs is everything. If this guy put 120cm he would still get pussy cause he has abs

It's not because of abs, retard. It's because he has an attractive, manly face. Jow Forums is full of virgins.

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i really messed up

lol

What

Ur mom xDDD

It is, dumbass. You haven't tested this app more than me or had thousands of matches like me.
Face is nothing to do with it. If fit has virgins it's cause a) they can't take good pictures b) they didn't install tinder.

This girl superliked champ manlet first

Do I match her?

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Lmao the bio

If you say so, senpai. Is it even possible to get this sort of physique without roids?
>Do I match her?
Match them all, you're not supposed to be picky. Arrange dates with them too ; )

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Pshek will commit to suicide after seeing those

He has way better bitches, I just won't swipe until tomorrow. Now it's at 25+ meaning at least 25 girls are waiting to match him, could surpass 100

>Arrange dates with them too ; )
How the fuck do you expect me to do that when his name is Borislaw and they'll try to speak polish to me?

>Is it even possible to get this sort of physique without roids?
I don't know but you don't need that, just a regular pack that shows.

I just went to the gym for 30 minutes, i lift a little and run fast. I eat good, consume a lot of water and also walk.

>his name is Borislaw
Oh right, I forgot. Tfw double digits IQ.
>I just went to the gym for 30 minutes
Post pics of abs qt ; )

there's that horn man

(what?)

it's like WoOoOoP

I bet pshek is in this thread but won't respond

Test

:(

Stop bullying an autistic pole you mean bullies

My grandfather is from the southeast of Bulgaria, what can you tell me about this area?

100% pure thracians

100% pure Turks

What else?

Clearly not because my grandfather was Orthodox Christian and has Bulgarian name, I even look Bulgarian like him no Turkish features.

100% pure gypsies

Everything but Bulgarians huh?

Bulgarians are just Illyrian rapebabies with some egghead admixture

>rapebabies meme

Do you speak Bulgarian or identify as such?

You see my flag, what do you think?

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Based, but I must test you
Say the most Bulgarian thing you can think of

Rakia
Sirene cheese

167 is manlet tier in the states I can't possibly imagine how short that must look in the Balkans

Don't pay much attention to him, albanians think everyone in the balkans is an albanian rapebaby.

I was looking for tri moreta but this is acceptable

Except Romanians who look like inbred north indians

aren't those just gypsies?

Better than being an alien egghead who pushes heroin in foreign countries

>pushing heroin in foreign countries
>bad

"""kara boga"""

Ok, if you're handsome and your only flaw is height then you can get a gf, I don't deny it.

But what I meant is that if you're ugly and balding but you're tall you can easily get a gf too.

I won't find any because I'm short and ugly.

お~は~よ~

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>tired and want to sleep
>can't sleep because I'm hangover and feel very sick
Anyways, good morning, /balk/.

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Any romanians here on rds? It fucking says i'm range banned wtf did you do?
I only ever post on vg and i'm not even shitposting for the most part.

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Morning goyim

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>Romanian ISPs getting range-banned again
FINALLY.

I just fucked a Turkish foreign exchange student yesterday after she gave me some tit pics.
How did you spend your Friday? Still virgins, you balk niggers? LMAO!

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Hungary wins this round

>that twatter post
king jew acts like he owns the place
what a surprise

There is justice in this world after all.

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That's cause he does
Let me guess, this person wasn't born a female

Does it even matter?

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The Serbian president looks like such a beta.

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It kinda matters to me tbqh
Rumor has it he's not 100% serb

He has to bow down to diplomats like putin to make them not feel inferior when he stretches

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She's a girl (female) and she has a boyfriend whose skin is suspiciously dark.
El goblino de las Serbia.

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Gayreek visiting Bulgaria, why is everything decaying

Manlet pshek account 25-100 likes

Many of them look like models. I will make a meme later when pshek was screeching "height is everything" yesterday kek

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>going on /hell/ yesterday
>kellyfat bragging about how many women photos he has saved and that some 40 year old slag sent him a tit pic
>he's probably speaking to himself too

>going on /balk/ yesterday and today
>pshek got a mental breakdown with incel tendencies
>fyrombait bullying him like there's no tomorrow

BAKA lads

skodas are reliable too, they use VW (german) engines

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youtu.be/Etf3yMznKN4

So the usual then.

exactly what i said
SEAT uses VW engines too since both Skoda and SEAT are owned by VW

I am so sick of women.

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It said I was range banned but then it stopped.

>fyrombait bullying him like there's no tomorrow

Bullying?Nigga what

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This guy is drowning in pussy and he's 167 lool you are backtracking now pshek

so wut? chinks are not human.

I can sell my apartment in belgrade and buy in benidorm

milanuncios.com/venta-de-pisos-en-benidorm-alicante/cala-villajoyosa-vistas-al-mar-254096194.htm

On the sea for under 100k woooooo

60k to live in spain

milanuncios.com/venta-de-pisos-en-benidorm-alicante/piso-benidorm-270742433.htm

looks like the same prices as cair

how come he's 21 and looks like in his 30s but shorter than my mother or actually anyone's mother

The guy has insecurities and you're shoving them to his face, isn't that kinda bullying?

Who is that streamer

I don't know his age, he's some guy off instagram

I just picked him cause he has abs and he's short

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