/brit/

heem them all with amazing ease

dunno why but i like crystal palace, they're such underdogs i can't help but cheer for them

also zaha is cool

*masters violin and sculpture*
ew nerd
*is a 5'4 slag with a 40k arse*
she based

EXPLAIN

why do you think the middleweight GOAT would make an attractive woman?

My dear friends, I have but kind words for the moderators of this board...

FUCK JANNIES!

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I'm Pakistani

offer them some coke, which is actually novichok

Check out this apu I made lads

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You posted this in /cum/

youtube.com/watch?v=O4irXQhgMqg
drinking again, missed it so much

You haven't mastered violin, at all
You haven't mastered sculpture, at all

Next.

what is the NFA?

Pretty fucking based, IIDSSMS (Iffin I do say so myself)

Join them.

Nonce

I'm about to give up on no fap help me ladss

Might dab on the janny
Might not
Never know

>get rid of welfare
You want riots?

what about the fat slag?

mental how it's only 9pm

tell us about your grangran

I am a NEET

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me? I mastered the guitar
which style you say?
oh, I'm glad you asked, why... the hendrix style

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thats just the way the cookie crumbles

Violin is a top tier instrument tbqhwyl, up there with pianos.

pride of the west country

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About to pay a 15 quid for a burger. Yes or no

Yes

I want my son to look like Idris Elba.

anyone else playing hq trivia at 9?

What are some nice smaller towns to visit in the south of England?

No

yes but then you throw it in the face of whoever served it to you

>Some form of monetary compensation, perhaps?

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if its a really top of the line burger from a good restaurant, sure.

if it isn't professionally made, then no

Are you stuck in a train station with a three hour wait in front of you? If yes then yes, if no, then no.

love jacques brel especially when he's shouting into my ears

I propose a toast! To the people who make /brit/ the place we all know and love, the NEETs!

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So you just started playing then?

Came out of the omnia nightclub last year in Las Vegas and was approached by a black prostitute in Caesars palace. It was Halloween and she was wearing catwoman type outfit. Was hammered drunk so considered it for a minute but then my friends moved me on.

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Wow where did you find such a bargain?

5 guys costs like 12 quid here
Thoughts?

I go to uni and I've contributed more to this general than anyone.

i'm a virgin i'm a virgin i'm a virgin i'm a virgin i'm a virgin i'm a virgin i'm a virgin i'm a virgin i'm a virgin i'm a virgin i'm a virgin i'm a virgin i'm a virgin i'm a virgin i'm a virgin i'm a virgin i'm a virgin i'm a virgin i'm a virgin i'm a virgin i'm a virgin i'm a virgin i'm a virgin i'm a virgin i'm a virgin i'm a virgin i'm a virgin

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A future wife and mother

JFK was our guy

yeah, I'll bet you like 5 guys in your mouth...heh heh heh...

Yeah Cherbourg is some place tbf
would be something else if le roi Catholique was still in charg desu

are u the clondalkin lad

how do you pronounce that name

Nomf

good post

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christ imagine being 26, divorced, with a kid
lived their whole life already

leftie women are disgusting

Where do you place on the chart?

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the man in the paki shop looks at me with contempt and pity. i buy alcohol from him literally every day. he must think im a right fucking loser.

yes

lol

5 guys is shit not only overpriced but tastyes gharbage too

Man in the paki shop started making small talk with me so I have to go to a different shop now.

in the middle
ah, chef diego's here to school us on burgers

what i do if anyone like that looks at me in a certain way is a simple
one finger point to the cheek just to let them know

What do you think of Shake shack?

Commies burn twice as bright as their fellow man. Once on the pyre, then again in the afterlife.

is it gay if a women rims you while you wank on her tits?
I would like the thread heavyweights to respond to this ( you know who you are)

that isnt too bad of a price for 5 guys (no homo)

i do like their food. they're a bit expensive here too.

Authoritarianism is for literal cucks

Local paki shop used to sell 4 special brew for £5. 500ml cans.

These days it's £7.50 for 4x440mls and it's 1% weaker, brexit britain.

I always like to get a day or two in Cherbourg before I get on the boat. Although there's zero point in being there on Sunday (unless there's a vide grenier) or Monday.

saints row 2 is the best open world game of all time

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mad how hoodies went out of fashion for 500 years then came roaring back

Today's birthday:
1187 – Guðroðr Óláfsson, King of the Isles

He was a prince of the Crovan dynasty, a Norse-Gaelic kindred.

During his father's reign, foreign powers from Ireland intruded into the Isles, and Magnús Óláfsson, King of Norway, seized control of the kingdom. He was entrusted to the protection of the Norman king Henry I, King of England, and spent his youth in England. Several contemporary sources suggests that he was married to an illegitimate daughter of Henry I.

Guðroðr journeyed to the court of Ingi Haraldsson, King of Norway, where Guðroðr rendered homage to the Norwegian king, and seemingly secured recognition of his royal inheritance of the Isles. Guðroðr executed his vengeance. He then journeyed from Norway to Orkney, enstrengthened by Norwegian warriors, and was unanimously acclaimed as king by the leading Islesmen.

Muirchertach Mac Lochlainn, King of Cenél nEógain, pressed forth to claim to the high-kingship of Ireland. They met in a major conflict fought off the Inishowen coast, in what was perhaps one of the greatest naval battles of the twelfth century.

Guðroðr attempted to garner royal support in England and Scotland. The English Pipe rolls record that, in 1158, the sheriffs of Worcester and Gloucester received allowances for payments made to Guðroðr for warriors and equipment.

Having failed to secure substantial support in England and Scotland, Guðroðr appears to have turned to Ingi, his nominal Norwegian overlord. Icelandic Annals allege that Guðroðr recaptured the kingship of the Isles in 1160

For a brief duration of his career, Guðroðr appears to have possessed the kingship of Dublin. According to the Chronicle of Mann, the Dubliners invited him to rule over them as king

In 1170, Richard, Earl of Pembroke, known as "Strongbow", stormed the Norse-Gaelic enclave of Waterford. Richard soon after married the King of Connaught's daughter, effectively became heir to kingship of Leinster.

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>Living in Dublin

disgusting

the fuck is this nut talking about?

Sleeping Dogs is

don't test me

Just in time in for the comeback of monasticism

MGSV is

why doesnt britain talk about their parks more? genuinely havent heard of a single one of these save one

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smug as fuck

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5 Guys is a Hipster thing. Running out of road rapidly.

MGSV is not only one of the worst AAA open-world games, it's also the worst MGS game.

Decent value only 2.50 per guy

HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE

YES
it downloaded after weeks
finally

youtube.com/watch?v=br6RlV2mW8g
any gamers in?

first world as fuck
it so so funny you know

OH WHEN THE GAS