>Am*rican tourists ask for directions
>give wrong directions
>they believe me and go to where I said
Am*rican tourists ask for directions
Liam Wright
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Xavier Torres
You don't even go outside faggot
Benjamin Sullivan
>American tourists in Portugal
lol yeah right
Charles Thompson
Saving this for the next "why don't americans travel abroad more?" thread
Jackson King
I want to play with that hair
James Rivera
there was a pedo on twitter who used her as an avatar that's all i can think of when i see her
James Bailey
I do the same to medshit tourists
Unironically if you ask people for directions you deserve to be sent the wrong way
Brayden Reed
huh
Ayden Rivera
How come tourists don't know how to use a phone?
Adam Ross
>Am*rican tourists ask for directions
>flag
>show them his dick instead
Logan Sullivan
>why do american tourists interact with people from another country?
Nolan Mitchell
I give wrong directions to anyone who isn't Finnish
Leo Reyes
you need to leave your room once in a while. it is 2018. only faggots ask for directions.
Josiah Nelson
I have never met anyone who wants to visit Portugal. Plenty want to go to Spain, France, Germany, UK, Ireland, even fucking GEORGIA, but never Portugal.
Hudson Thompson
Based. I live near a touristy area, and am*Ricans often ask for directions. I always direct them to the bydlo part of town.
Kevin Parker
>Dishonestugal
>Misleadingtugal
>Baddirectionstugal
Asher Bailey
I give wrong directions only to f*nnish subhumans
Owen Sanchez
I give people correct directions but I'm so incompetent at explaining things that they probably get lost easier afterwards!
Christian Clark
same, but instead i assault anyone who speaks finnish
Blake Scott
>tourists ask for directions
>show the place like a nice person because I'm not an asshole
>my ancestors are smiling at me from the sky
Ayden Moore
There are tourists in Armenia?
Logan Powell
yep,there few. I saw Russians, Iranians, Philippines, Spaniards and Germans, and I guess couple of others I couldn't recognize.
Henry Miller
You're the worst kind of person, I bet you deliberately throw salt all over restaurant floors and purposely block their bathrooms.
Wyatt Gutierrez
you don't do that? what's wrong with you?
Kayden Sanders
>tourist talks to me
>pretend that I can't understand their accent
>get shot
Owen Clark
>tourist asks for directions
>give them directions to a favela and hope they get killed or kidnapped
Henry Hernandez
come merda franceu de merde
Isaac Johnson
Interesting.
Do they visit Yerevan or they're here for mountain scene?
Luke Ross
>tourist couple talk to me and ask for directions
>direct them to my house
>first I cuck the guy by fucking his gf in front of him
>then I cuck the girl by fucking her bf in front of her
Levi Torres
powerful
Hudson Long
based
Jackson Johnson
Why haven't you fucked Bjork's raggedy pussy yet
Nathaniel Price
anime picture eliminates all validity of your post
Grayson Sanchez
I've noticed that a lot of people coming here, especially from Western countries, are old couples or people with their families, so I assume they come mostly for that they come more for historical reasons rather than having fun, well except maybe Iranians who come here for alcohol and night clubs, obviously. Also I remember that one Dane, a Swede and Americans in our summer camp but they were there for volunteering.
IDK, a lot of people don't like tourists and foreigners in general,but I personally never hada problem with it by far.
Luis White
It was a guy on twitter named Lucas
Tyler Garcia
If you dig further you'll find that this is him, apparently he tried to have sex with a 14 year old girl
Andrew Flores
Sent an English couple 3 miles away from a village they were trying to get to despite it being only a half mile away from where I met them.
Brilliant.
Alexander Moore
Hmm.. real hard to trick American tourists in a country we never even go to.
Move to Brazil and you'll have better luck, nobody wants to go to your shitty corner of Iberia ubless it's maybe the Azores, but I doubt that's where you're from anyways.
Asher Walker
Everytime kek
Isaac Brooks
I saw a tourist once.
Joshua Nelson
DUCE DUCE DUCE
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William Williams
That's what the husband gets for listening to his wife
he warned her about those dirty Portuguese
Lucas Taylor
Do people actually ask for directions?
Why not just use Google Maps on your phone?
Nathaniel Hill
Ian Gomez
not sure either
Michael Harris
>implying I dont just look shit up on my phone
Asher Mitchell
I do this too.