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i wish russia would take alaska back so itd be easier to get a bydlo gf

>california on fire again
Stop it. Get some help.

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San Jose isn’t on fire

>using one quote to back argument up

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I miss you

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youtube.com/watch?v=GvRZ34cMvOE

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w is a vowel too

>using no quotes and a wojack to passive-aggressively not say anything of value

Bitch. Lasagna.

Bitch. Lasagna.

Bitch. Lasagna.

Bitch. Lasagna.

Bitch. Lasagna.

I get an average of 2.5 (You)s per post. If you're getting at LEAST one (You) per every 3 post that means you're a shit poster and need to reevaluate your existence.

simple ass

I still miss talking to you if you're reading this

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You were saying?

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Ever since I was a kid I've kept a little stormtrooper engraved with "e pluribus unum" in my pocket to remind me that a large bundle of sticks is harder to break than a twig

I miss you too

Congratulations

Ever since I was a kid I've strapped a little box on my head filled with writings to keep on the right path.

no

olaaaaaaaa

I wish I wasn't always alone

BOCA VS RIBERRRRRRRR

I don't want to live anymore

this, 100% unironically

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>wake up
>banned for 3 hours for a post I made 4 days ago in a thread that has long since expired
What?

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just watch girlfriend roleplay asmr videos

JANNY GOD DAMN
WHY YOU ALWAYS WITH THE COUNTERFEIT

What'd you post?

Janny finna dab on this white boy

You guys are all I have

Dont't worry, dear user. user is here for you.

Fuck the mods and a smug animu

Kinda gay

This is the extent of my social life

Things will get better

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Hi cum I’m going to criminology class in an hour and then I’m going to sleepover with this Arab girl

lol I'm sure the janny's spend their spare time combing through the archives for those.

Are you going to practically apply anything you've learned from class tonight?

I'm wondering if they do now, it was literally only for 3 hours as well which is a very odd amount of time, even if they did it right after I made my last post yesterday before bed that's still less than a 24 hour ban for a 4 day old post

You have such a nice smile Jolie even if you don't see this

Just ate an entire pizza

I’m almost never alone now and it sucks sometimes
Gf’s full of hormones so I have to be super careful with her too

Been there done that. Only medium though.

The air smells like smoke
So this is the California experience

The poor girl needs some meat to balance her out. Nothing more unstable than a vegan with an unsatisfied appetite.

chekt

We had that all summer. I've been enjoying the fall.

*gayposts*

Bye

>can't stop thinking of cocks
anyone know a good dildo store asking for personal reasons

that was me two months ago

now i just cant stop about hugs and cuddles

why do more americans come to /brit/ than here

If only there was someone always there to talk to irl

Because we actually filter out Jow Forumstards.
I used to go to brit but that general just became /britpol/ at some point.

Looks like there’s smog but it’s actually smoke from the fire and the sun looks wrong

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Shits on fire yo

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Better run, squirrel.

Nigga u gon burn

Air tastes like the smoke from burning trees
Hmmm

You have such a nice smile, I love you /cum/

Gouda's the best. Along with Havarti.

I'd eat that

dude weed lmao

Just woke up

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Everything about you is special /cum/

commiefornians repent!

So my mom took off on my dad shortly after I was born, took me with her and dragged everybody through the whole legal shitshow that comes with that sort of problem. I found out today that my father's monthly child support payment started at $830 (in his early 20's) and climbed over time as he built his career. All I want to know is "Where the fuck did that money go, mom?" 'cause I sure never saw it.

stop being a NEET

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gird moron sveetee

Divorce should be illegal except in cases of actual abuse and infidelity.

Hello /cum/

olis

We love you too

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you a grown ass adult
yo mommy anint gotta do nothin niBBa

this was what our summer was like, it got very gross after a while

How's it going, Neal?

no
Morsning korsning

For me, it's the word "buttress"

Probably not, we’re just gonna smoke weed watch movies and have sex. Although I’m planning on applying to the CBSA (border security cunts) and apply my class practically

You're really special to me/cum/

Heyo buddy.
Hows things treating ya?
Who the frick is Neal?

The newest blink album is actually pretty good

I like it when girls say pussy

New zEALand. Do you even anagram?

Aren’t they all boomers now

they still got it imo

I could call you Alan if you prefer.