Tell me about Tijuana

Tell me about Tijuana
What goes on here? Enlighten me Mexicans.

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donkey shows unironically happen

Has there ever been evidence of this? I thought it was hearsay

Bump
Come on Mexicans

>Degenerate gringos getting drugs and prostitutes.
>Hatians and Central Americans stuck on this side of the border trying to go to the US
>some Chinese diaspora and immigrants
>donkeys painted as zebras walking down the street
>cartel shit, very violent place
>tropical diseases due to all the immigrants from central america and southern mexico
>literally only one street worthwhile "visiting" if you are a degenerate
>biggest xoloitzcuintle breeding grounds in mexico, and by extension the world, no joke
>mexican wolf-dog breed is from there, cool as shit desu, but its recent creation might have something troubling behind it, considering its promoter
>xolos football team
>cartoon villain tier most corrupt mafioso in mexico lives there, he is responsible for the last 3 points

Not much, really.

>>mexican wolf-dog breed is from there, cool as shit desu, but its recent creation might have something troubling behind it, considering its promoter
Explain further.

Tijuana=
Tequilla, senso e marijuana!

Weed is legal everywhere now

>donkeys painted as zebras

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Is Mexicali better than Tijuana?

It's mainly paranoia from my part, so take it with an extreme grain of salt, since I don't have anything to back it up except my, honestly, very understandable suspicions considering the guy behind it.

You see, the Mexican wolf subspecies is practically extinct in the wild, although there have been some recent sightings in the state of Durango in Northern Mexico, although most of them are in captivity (so I'm hopeful, reintroduction could happen eventually). Anyway, the Mexican wolf-dog is obviously a hybrid, I imagine that between Xoloitzcuintles with fur (around 10% of them are born with fur) and wolves. Again, this is speculation, since I don't know its exact genealogy other than the fact that it is a wolf-dog, and that the people behind it are also the ones behind the biggest breeding grounds of Xolos in the world. So, the guy behind all of this, Jorge Hank Rhon, is basically one of the biggest mafiosos (not exactly a drug lord, but a mafioso type of guy) in the country, with huge ties to previous corrupt governments, since he was born in an incredibly prominent and corrupt political family. He has been credibly, I repeat, credibly, accused of killing journalists, embezzlement, fraud, and all sorts of corrupt shit throughout his life. He owns casinos, football teams, dog breeding grounds, etc. etc. while his brother owns banks and other millionaire stuff; but one of the main reasons he has been known throughout the years, is exotic animal trafficking, specially species in danger of extinction. Some of his people have been caught with tiger cubs or gorilla fur-coats among other things. Remember Willy the Orca, from Free Willy? Well, before becoming worldwide famous and eventually dying in the wild after some stupid attempts at reintroduction, that Orca, named Keiko, was rescued from very poor conditions in an amusement park in Mexico City. There are rumours that claim Hank-Rhon was the one responsible from bringing it to Mexico.

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So, I have come to fear, on my own account, that Hank Rhon might have illegally used Mexican wolves, that are practically extinct, in order to create his own dog breed since he has been obsessed with dogs for decades. It is fucking named "Calupoh", with a dumb mute H at the end, because Hank Rhon's last name starts with H. That's how petty he is.

I haven't seen anyone mention this anywhere, so it is exclusively my paranoia, but still.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calupoh

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Dumb gringo tourists like taking pictures with them

youtube.com/watch?v=AS1Q2l3-qQA

Mexicali is a lot safer, but there's literally nothing to do there. It's also the hottest city in Mexico by far, with temperatures between 40-50 C being the norm. They streets look deserted because everyone always stay inside the buildings lmao. It also has more Chinese people than any other city in the country.

it's an urban legend made up by amerifats
journalists have looked for them multiple times to no results, and journalists often interview the most wanted drug lords hiding in the mountains, like caro quintero, or ismael zambada, or el fucking chapo by fucking sean penn before he got caught

After the urban legend became mainstream.

im sure now there will be shows if tourists are willing to pay for it now.

It's a colonized asteroid

sounds like it needs a nuking tbqhwy

Hank Rhon is German diaspora from Atlacomulco in the State of Mexico, tho. He moved to Tijuana later.

Germans live in mexico?

Not really, but there's some tiny diaspora from them here. Fox, our president between 2000-2006, had some German diaspora. Although his family immigrated to USA, stayed there, and then into to Mexico. For example.

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_Mexicans

Norteño music (Mexican polka) probably exists because of them

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norteño_(music)

And then, there are Mennonites in Chihuahua and Durago, but those are a different deal entirely

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mennonites_in_Mexico

Why would someone move from the states to mexico?

had some German family*, not diaspora, sorry.
Also, Frida Kahlo's father was from there.

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frida_Kahlo

Ask Mitt Romney's family, dunno. But for various reasons, really, mainly retirees or poorfags looking for affordable healthcare. There's like a million of them living in Mexico right now.

independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/tijuanas-medical-tourism-gets-a-facelift-enticing-more-americans-in-for-cheap-luxury-surgery-a6985516.html
slate.com/technology/2007/02/going-to-the-dentist-in-mexico.html
marketwatch.com/story/why-health-care-in-latin-america-is-better-for-retirees-2018-03-01
internationalliving.com/can-you-provide-information-on-health-insurance-in-mexico-for-those-retiring-there-after-age-65-qa/
internationalliving.com/countries/mexico/one-million/
investopedia.com/articles/personal-finance/100215/4-reasons-why-americans-retire-mexico.asp

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There are some tens of thousands of Canadians too.

youtube.com/watch?v=4GoPmnb8iKc

Damn I guess the appeal of fucking underage girls really is that strong to boomers. And healthcare for americans.


How is healthcare down there if you have money?

Private healthcare is what you would expect from private hospitals in some developed countries, honestly. Which is obviously cheaper once you convert dollars into pesos for immigrants. And although Mexico has universal healthcare in theory ( hsph.harvard.edu/news/features/mexico-universal-health/ ) in practice not so much, due to the lack of resources. Although, considering the severe lack of resources our public healthcare has to endure, their efficiency is remarkable.

bloomberg.com/news/articles/2018-09-19/u-s-near-bottom-of-health-index-hong-kong-and-singapore-at-top

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Wow if I need private treatment I'll keep that in mind.

>degenerate gringos
True
>Haitians and Central Americans trying to get to the US
Most Haitians already settled here and have stable jobs, very nice people actually.
>donkeys painted as zebras walking down the streets
Only in the center, it's a tourist thing where the donkey pulls a cart
>tropical diseases
Not really
>one street worth visiting
Anything from hipódromo to centro Is worth visiting
>biggest Xolo breeding ground
True, even the city football team is named Xoloitzcuintles
>Cartoon villian
who?
>Very violent
Not really true but very true at the same time, if you're not in a gang you're probably not even close to getting attacked, but muggings do happen at night if you go to shitty areas.

There's a small community in Playas de Tijuana

Sell me on moving to mexico if I'm not there for healthcare.

>>tropical diseases
>Not really
A prominent epidemiologist from my med school told me. And showed the class the data to back it up.

Everything is cheap.
A house that would cost you 2 million USD in the US or Canada is like a quarter of the price, even less if you have it built sometimes.
Rent is also cheap.
Food is cheap.
Gas is... Actually nevermind on the gas.

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Canadians in Mexico. Although the second one is in the Philippines.

How do the mexican girls in mexico look in comparison to the ones in the states?

More native?

It slightly depends on the region of Mexico (North, South, Centre), but in general, Mexicans in the US are slightly more native than the ones in Mexico. The differences are mostly a meme in most cases tho.

Depends on the city and area really.
At least when I was in school most girls were (considered) as white.
Of course that's not to say ALL of them are white, but do consider most Mexicans in the US are usually from places like Oaxaca.

Prettiest are jalisciense

Wow mexico really isn't sending their best are they.

German immigrants settled in Southern Mexico

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You could say that I guess.
It is people from the poorest states in the country that also leave.

Net migration from Mexico into the US has been negative for the last years. But have in mind that legal migration does happen, and brain drain is a thing, so there are a lot white-ish looking Mexicans in the US that go unnoticed at the same time as the brown folks.

Hmm, so there are white girls in mexico?

That's shocking to me.

Under 9%, but yes. And if we go by one drop rule retardedness, next to no one.

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Maybe one day I will go to mexico.

This girl was born in Mexico but grew up in Texas. She is also 17% non-"white"

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>Norteño music (Mexican polka) probably exists because of them
Fucking hell, is there no end to the evil of germans?

>very nice people actually.
elaborate, are you guys turning them into honorary mexicans?

Fox is also a fucking retard, the stupidest motherfucker you'll see.

I don't really like Norteño but some songs are nice desu
youtube.com/watch?v=kPa9YoPZALs

Most of them decided to just stop their attempt to get to the US and completely settled here, I personally know a couple of Haitians and while not entirely assimilated they quickly picked up spanish and got a job.

thank the racism, genocides, and white immigrants

All I know about that music is that your friendly legal tribesmen love to blast that music in their shitty cars.

anything interesting about them, their food? (or lack off huehuehue) how do mexicans deal with the first black immigrants to ever receive in waves? Do they experience racism?

Ah that happens here too.
It's fucking annoying but I can't deny some songs are still listenable and not all that bad.

I don't recall hearing about any of their culture bleeding over really.
People were either really wary of very welcoming of the first couple of waves of Haitians, the rest of the waves were just kind of ignored because they already knew they'd fare well for themselves.
Racism here is... Kind of different... We kinda lack any racial sensitivity so we are racist without really meaning to be racist, but overall people don't mind having blacks. (but there are of course straight up racists, albeit rare)

Weird, you notice you are in Northern Mexico while travelling in a car when you only hear Norteño music on any god damn radio station. It's not as popular in the other regions of Mexico.

the best enter legally looking to earn more money and no one makes a fuss whatsoever

I don't run into more native looking Mexicans as much on the border (El Paso, Laredo, Eagle Pass, Del Rio) as in Mexico, not even here in San Antonio.

My chicano boss recently talked about how he visited prostitutes there. That's all I know about it other than it's a violent 3rd world degenerate shithole.

But that's anecdotal evidence. Genetic studies show Mexican-Americans are slightly more native on average. Although, again, not by much.

The more native ones end up in California most of the time.

especially literal natives like Mixtecs, I've read

I'm thinking of crossing the border into tj to lose my virginity to a should I do it lads?

What can they do that americans can't?

Don't know much about straight up natives desu.
I can tell you I used to work at the airport in Tijuana and they have a border crossing there. Half of the flight from Oaxaca crossed the border on the spot.

well either we are getting northern mexicans (maybe but not all of them) or we are getting the garbage of the garbage of your people and they love to listen to that shit no matter the state.

There is some big famous brothel there apparently. I guess it's legal? Or the authorities don't do anything about it. He said lots of American college chicks from San Diego work as whores for college money there too.

There are a couple of places in the south that listen to it as well as Banda.

I read its hard for American citizens to get the proper papers for legally being a prostitutes

No idea, that's just what he said.

Yeah, just not as much. People in the south and centre listen to cumbia or salsa or reggaeton.

Prostitution is legal here.
(Weed will be soon enough)

californian aztec

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they have newer generations that have pretty much dropped spanish, if their families brought it in, in favor of English, aside from their native tongues

I thought that they were moving in with the Navajo, but forgot where I later read that they head to California to find jobs. Mixtecs have established themselves as the third largest US tribe, freaking southern mexicans, and remain connected to their bros in mexico.

scratch that, I think he's from a different tribe

californian aztec pizza
lel

forgot my image

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coul

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*could be maximum larpers, I don't know

food is good
pls eat baja med

What is that.

A mix between Mexican, Mediterranean, and Asian food.

those are a scam for tourists