/cum/

cute edition

Attached: 120894729809.png (1280x1789, 515K)

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=6WJFjXtHcy4
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Redoubt
youtu.be/lD4sxxoJGkA
youtube.com/watch?v=SYnVYJDxu2Q
youtube.com/watch?v=n_tpWrv76Q8
twitch.tv/damnitsammit
youtube.com/watch?v=2hswWP2rMgY
inlander.com/spokane/here-in-the-american-redoubt/Content?oid=4036093
spokesman.com/stories/2016/may/15/redoubt-movement-helps-push-north-idaho-politics-t/
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

can the left meme?

Too old

Attached: Illya3rei_08_1-700x385.jpg (700x385, 47K)

first for not being a degenerate

y'all

y'all remember this song?
youtube.com/watch?v=6WJFjXtHcy4

Weed shrooms acid and whatever else my friends bring
Not touching shit like heroin or meth though

I showed you my cock now show me yours

the left is a meme

>too old

*fast dials FBI*

the fuck is this shit
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Redoubt

n o
o

Attached: cat3.gif (500x280, 447K)

Why is it so hard to find a good series to watch? Anyone watch Ozark? How is it?

what drugs are you doing desert boi?

Have literally never heard of this sounds like something someone made up and is trying to make seem like a thing

Watch Longmire

Based?

my mom watches longmire...

yes

Attached: Galaxyman.full.1227118.jpg (1280x1280, 925K)

is she hot? Do you cuddle with her on cold nights and watch longmire with her under a blanket?

cringe & bluepilled

It's a good "modern western", it's definitely a more old school series but I really liked it, I'd at least give the first few episodes a try it's got indians and all

Attached: 1530977134276.jpg (474x668, 60K)

Might rewatch the first three seasons of House of Cards and eat some ice cream

Attached: 1536717780221.jpg (1024x658, 45K)

Ozark was really good.
Not quite on the level as Narcos and The Crown, but really good.

I've never held a girl's hand.

Attached: pepe_dab.jpg (900x650, 59K)

lots of gay sex

feels good man
You should give it a try

Women feel like ice and only exist to steal men's warmth

i remember sweating a lot back in 7th grade and never talking to my gf

Attached: Mn65L0j.jpg (640x631, 74K)

youtu.be/lD4sxxoJGkA

Attached: 1532306690056.png (320x240, 7K)

Bacon and jalapenos are so good together

Attached: 1537542792691.jpg (415x462, 184K)

have to go to sleep
2:00 a.m lads

hahahahaha

Not even 8pm in best timezone

why is the thread so slow?

Give me 1 (one) reason to live

youtube.com/watch?v=SYnVYJDxu2Q

Attached: 1518134527136.gif (346x296, 665K)

youtube.com/watch?v=n_tpWrv76Q8

too /drunk/ to make good posts

Attached: 1541043574056.jpg (850x1204, 202K)

we're in here lads twitch.tv/damnitsammit

>cartism
booooooooring

Whatcha drinking buddy?

Shiner and Wild Turkey, not a big fan of shiner desu but this is texas so it's available quite literally everywhere and a decent enough cheap beer

cum

IM SO HORNY AND LONELY

Attached: 1540325540904.png (933x544, 397K)

Jalapenos

Attached: h5do57l0yd101.jpg (560x840, 64K)

SHUT

THE

FUCK

UP

It’s another episode of the gf falls asleep before 9 pm show

>Americans can't coo-

Attached: 20181109_204950.jpg (2576x1932, 1.62M)

k

i dont know what that is but it looks horrendous

>white people are bla-

Attached: 20181109_205246.jpg (2576x1932, 1.5M)

Wish I had some beer right now.
Dead bored and some booze in the system could liven me up.
wtf same.

Attached: 1528029700466.png (1000x1187, 740K)

mummys grub
makes the
belly chub
-user

They are a good mildly spicy pepper, though desu I prefer serranos wrapped in bacon but most places don't make those ready to order and I'm not going out of my way to buy serranos

Bow to your futbol overlords, North America.

>saw III only downloading at 8kb/s
>won't be done for a day
looks like i might have to stream it

Get some taste. It's lamb.

Kill yourself

...

god i love the torrent board

Feels good to live in a place where I can walk a street or so down and pick up beer from the gas station, wish I lived somewhere with better liquor laws though having to go to an actual liquor store is annoying, specially since my county only started allowing them like 3 years ago and there's only 4 of them that I know of in town and all of them are on the other side away from my nice little neighborhood

i fucking love indian food

Attached: 1539343396551.jpg (629x678, 37K)

Day 9 nofap was surprisingly easy.

Attached: NoFap vs Swedanon.png (850x1014, 1022K)

Attached: day9.jpg (706x586, 100K)

I've become fasinated with the world of biology specially bacteria, cell and viruses
We all have this little dude walking inside of us
youtube.com/watch?v=2hswWP2rMgY

The only places you can get booze from here is supermarkets and liquorstores.
They're not too far from where I am myself but I'm a lazy cunt.
>I can walk a street or so down and pick up beer from the gas station
I'm pretty fuckin' jelly though, I want that.

Got something to say user.

Attached: 1541703708462.png (300x300, 123K)

NoFap is easy with a girlfriend

what's going to happen in 2020 or 2024 when trump will have to step down

nofap is easy when you fuck a banana peel

reckon i'd either turn into a massive slut or a functioning member of society on nofap

>The only places you can get booze from here is supermarkets and liquorstores.
You can't even get it at supermarkets here it depends on state but in Texas anything above 15% has to be sold at a liquor store and liquor stores can only be opened in counties that legalize them, mine just did about 3 years ago so there's only 4 liquor stores open in town so far the first one that opened is the closest but it has shit supply (only the big name brands), the second has the same shit selection but the other two are mega chains that have a huge selection to the point that they have a beer section organized by country and every brew you could possibly want local or otherwise, of course if you just want beer though and you don't mind a minimal selection you can go to any gas station

Attached: 1511915279054.jpg (1280x720, 63K)

i have masturbated everyday this month

Didn't yesterday, did 3 times today

Attached: 1515338751069.jpg (600x480, 52K)

these people are crazy
inlander.com/spokane/here-in-the-american-redoubt/Content?oid=4036093
spokesman.com/stories/2016/may/15/redoubt-movement-helps-push-north-idaho-politics-t/

ok done saw 2 onto saw 3
guess this guy is going to have to cut off his foot lmao

Friends and nothing more
Nothing more
Nothing more

Attached: 132.png (2048x1024, 2.43M)

>anything above 15% has to be sold at a liquor store
Oh yeah, thats pretty similar here.
No liquor in the supermarket, but you can pick up beer, wine, cider and the sort from there.
It always blows me out that you have dry counties over there, seems pretty dumb.
We only have one small bottleshop here, but thats because I live in a small town in the middle of bumfuck nowhere.
You tug too much and your ding dong will fall off.

Attached: 1529495667355.jpg (768x768, 114K)

I've been """bantered""" enough by europeans for long enough
The bullying has become too much, from now on I now hate europoors

Attached: 1520724842341.jpg (639x718, 50K)

about 3/4 of the way through the first episode of ozark
bretty good
Kind of hard to take Jason Bateman seriously but I'm going with it. Also the Benicio del Toro knock off is probably the least intimidating latino I've ever seen.

Attached: 1535218266469.png (639x639, 27K)

i watched 120 days of sodom earlier and i'm not sure if i can masturbate now

i watched bible black earlier and i'm trying to fight off the urges to masturbate now

I wonder what my baby will look like when she’s born

Attached: 1540575159492.gif (480x228, 263K)

ah!

cooking some chicken going to eat an apple and some cheese while I wait for it to finish

Attached: 1534908547756.jpg (743x800, 99K)

i didn't really like the first ep, idk
tv is boring, for me its mostly movies or nothing

wimp

I pooped twice in one day that is a rare occurrence

>We only have one small bottleshop here, but thats because I live in a small town in the middle of bumfuck nowhere.
I assume that's similar to what we had before my county stopped being dry, we had "beer stores" pop up which is just stores that sold beer and wine but the strongest thing they ever sold was 9% Old Rasputin (which is fine stout if you can ever find it) in someways I do think it's strange especially considering there's states where they can sell it anywhere they want but in other ways it's no stranger than countries with government controlled liquor stores, but either way I wish they'd be done with it and just build one on this side of town/close by already, I know I live near the uni campus but we have full on bars literally a street off of it, if kids want to drink they're gonna no reason to bankrupt them and deny everyone else over it

Watch Longmire

>cooking some chicken
in boiling water?

If smoking was free and not harmful i would do it

no in the oven thanks

Attached: iw3oektl9dx11.jpg (639x719, 52K)

baking chicken is the goat method

I want to have babies with women all over the world to spread my seed as far as possible

ay papi

it was not as bad as people said t-bh