Be me

>be me
>half-italian, half-lord knows what else mutt
>only kid in my school with an italian surname
>never got bullied because a bunch of idiots believed and spread a rumor that my dad was in the mafia
It was sort of funny, honestly.

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>half lord
What in tarnation

Italian americans are based & redpilled

My ancestor :)

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Italian americans are superior to normal americans, expecially WASPs (they are effeminate and stupid)
We literally built America (yes it was us, not black people)

word to the wise, remember pearl harbour.

EYY TON' HOW'S IT GOIN

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unironically true

watch it chrissy

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Based
I declare you honorary Italian
Now you have the permission use the w word as much as you want

You didn't do shit. Shitalians were the Mexicans of the 20th century. CHIs have unironically contributed more to America than you.

based paulie posters

>CHIs have unironically contributed more to America than you.
t. Pedro Garcia

How many state or city names are in Spanish? Now how many are in Italian? Know your place, Tony. You're not even relevant outside of NYC.

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>mexishits
>invented nothing
>smelly and dumb
>everyone hates them

>italians
>built MOUNT RUSHMORE
>invented pizza
>everyone loves them

Lmao it's not even an argument

>Half-Italian
So your mum or dad is Italian?

america is literally named after an italian, you faggot

t. american discovering his 'roots' (at a gelato bar)

>people in school thought i was russian

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Seething white sissy

English literally made this America and everything good in it

Nice digits chinaman

I'm also half Italian but I have a German/Jew surname due to my grandfather being a fascist war criminal. It just made it easier to emigrate. He was a good man.

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mmm gelato

what's up with italian americans and track suits anyway? People that go out in those here are made fun of

made fun of by who?

by no one, he's retarded