/brit/

the french CHAD

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don't care about your father
how's your mother?

cop some non virgin freak glasses

quit uni mate unironically

Fuck Roundheads.

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Having a shit

Should not have woke up at 6 the day feels like its going so slow...

just woke up, got a good 11 hours sleep last night, feel like a zombie

my sister said the same thing last week
am not changing glasses, I like these

hows he gonna get that down without any friends though

might watch an edward yang film later

aaaaaaaahhhh hahahahaha well for starters never date someone on your course

you've fucked it big time. just start dating women so you dont have an excuse to message her. thats what i did bro

Unironically be a man

Got a full 8 hours x

got a feeling the Whigs are gonna come roaring back at the next general election

*enters /brit/*

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love these kind of posts
anyone got the table jump one?

before 16 it's not gay but just teenage experimentation desu

>toil all week
>wake up Friday with the beginnings of a cold
>will no doubt be gone by Monday

Can't help but feel that toilberg arranged for this to happen

anyone under 25 is a teenager

Developing tonsilitis lads. For fucks sake WHY me

great film

how many games do you have in your steam library lads?

the germs dance to toilberg's tune

lads why is /fr/ so boring

fraid not but heres a dirty one on the house x

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>delete her number
>delete her messages
>delete her photos
>delete her social media
>shag some new girls
>start pursuing new girls

the lecture thing is a shitter though

REPEAL THE CORN LAWS

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you just don't get it

Us gamers, we need to RISE!

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170+ across my two steam accounts

thats that CRACK music *****
that real BLACK music *****

Surrey or Somerset.

You must choose.

What non virgin freak trim should I get lads?

89
haven't had as many gfs for some reason

*liberates /brit/*

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it would be good advice if I was a norm, but unfortunately i'm a bit of a spastic when it comes to dating and finding birds to nob

said some retarded shit while frassed to some girl
toil all day now

it should be against the law to ban people with Jow Forums passes for using such a common word as the n-word

nop they don't talk about what they are going to eat later
shepherd's pie, me

surrey for QoL but somerset for the accent

Firstly there are no unfuckable women

And a mentally deranged woman is the mother of van attacks, olga hepnarova

Give it a rest rorke

just shot rorke (some drugs)

Why is sky rangebanned fucking idiots running this site

5
gta
eu4
cities skylines
witcher 3
sims 3

now imagine if youd read 170+ books

You look like a nerd you could pretend not to be without them.

Is turkey and Australia rangebanned?

Jow Forums is cucked.

look mum I said the n word on the internet

imagine if you weren't bent

not just sky haha i was banned this morning too ho ho

look at this lad

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Jordan Peterson watches a lot of cuckold porn.

how many hours do you have on steam in the last 2 weeks?

My posts in 2014-15 were very scummy, very common, very obnoxious. Think my decision to get clover and start phoneposting in 2016 contributed to the maturation of my general tone, since capitals and punctuation are de rigeur on such devices. Now I am very classy, very erudite, very adult.

im the only chance you have of not being a gamer virgin freak

that name is cultural appropriation

Since when does janny ban me? I lost trusts in janny

read more books than you've had hot dinners you pikey fuck

I need shoes in london Stop mucking me about

no i don't, be quiet

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Holy shit the purely sexually things I’d do to Emma Watson.

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78 hours of toil this week

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feel like you're trying to doxx me but I have played about 60 hours of eu4

get over it you mong

have a few drinks and take a few stabs at it. a little speed/benzo/coke would probably ease matters if you're an autist

How can one become a normie?

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I'm no gamer

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no you havent

my family own a bookshop so... and if youre being so aggressive and using the word pikey youre obviously lower class so i doubt you can read very well at all

what is it with homophobia and lesser peoples

Jordan Peterson has a homo erotic fixation with me. Which is flattering but ultimately in vain.

Got the yellow fever

Don't like to be a aspie anymore

SSKJ-004

surprised anyone in ireland owns anything

got the dengue fever

You know rorke? He has the same posting style like me

Thats what happens when u think a little too highly of another man

>SSKJ-004
thats shit

an average of 5 comments a day

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why are white children so cruel

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Talk about the moon.
Floating in the sky.
Looking like a lily on a lake.

you're a ghost la la la la la la la la

luckily for me, i'm going to the 0161 at the end of the month to see mates who are going to be in the uk for a few weeks and we've already planned to go on a bender for a few days

where's 190

it's good just came buckets over it