Get a job delivering pizzas for dominos

>Get a job delivering pizzas for dominos
>Deliver it to a guy
>He calls me champ
Should I just neck myself

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can i get a pizza first

Only if you treat me like a human being

yes, champ

jump off sky scraper, with a gopro and a note saying "please upload to interweb and post to Jow Forums lol"

yeah can I get a uhhhh um uhhh pepperoni and a garlic bread yeah thanks champ

oh actually can you chuck an extra supreme in there? thanks buddy

Fuck you bud and champ can't be thrown around lightly

You deliver pizzas and expect not to be seen as a subhuman? How naive

As opposed to what, uni jobs barely exist anymore and I don't have the connections to get a trade

what is wrong with champ. sounds like he liked you

keep going user