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Cut my life into pieces edition

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THIS IS MY LAST RESORT

Bascially i'm looking for a version of flux that boosts blue light instead of decreases it

I want MORE blue light
Max eye strain

why is his face so moist?

Are you the Aussie that harassed tim with months with that Marcus Hauser shit

does the janny still delete early threads?

/brit/ is a working class general

Every night I think about what is the worst thing i’ve done, I think pushing a would-be cripple down a hill was the worst

go out and stare at the sun from roughly 12pm to 2pm

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bio oil
wonder if time thinks about his past life as a family man or his murderer dad
it's all very very sad

poo

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call on meeeee call me

More of a lower-middle class general if we’re honest

Nice stolen R*ddit meme
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Absolute TUNE

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If you didn't listen to this when you were a kid, then either you're underage, or you're a fucking pensioner, or your childhood was incomplete.

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just stare at it direct?

MAX FLUX

HUAHHHHHHHHHH

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post Cheryl Cole cunts

are you a real nigga

I want to have my way with Emma Watson.

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phwoar

no, i'm pretty sure that was a brit

>/brit/ is a lower class general

We don't do sugar coated sops here.

Bascially I want to get cataracts from looking at my laptop screen
SO I'm thinking Flux.. but the opposite

thinking of becoming a weird incel that hoards panties and posts Jow Forums memes

I’m OG LOC

thinking of white genocide again lads

oi oi

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imagine fucking Emma Watson really good in missionary position and she cums hard on your cock and just when she starts to relax and is done cumming you flip her around and start fucking her hard doggystyle with her pussy juices dripping all over the place just moaning and breathing hard in ecstasy then she poos a little on you

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Basically I want that same feeling when you're in bed and look at your phone and it hurts... but i want that constantly so I have to physically fight to make a post or use my computer

You know what I'm saying?

good lad

poo

and wee

Why don’t animals without fur like cows not need sun tan lotion?

SO if you will just imagine someone head tilted sideways partly looking away from their monitor like it's something disgusting, squinting like it's hurting... that's what I be trying to achieve here

yeah a program that puts screen brightness up to 200% at least, we got you

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ok

Please redpill me on the Tim Question.

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Cause they got a leather jacket on mate.

cows have thick hair you melt

watson poster needs neutered. sex offender in the making.

i did not hit her it's bullshit i did not hit her i did not

I just want it to burn

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Still remember that moment 4 years ago when I got into bed with my ex for the last night before she had to fly back when her Erasmus finished. I cried like an absolute bitch lads hahaha

hes part of a global cabal that aims to control all human activity & behavior as well as control all of the earth's resources. its called "the bio-oil conspiracy"

oh hi mark

Just close the curtains lmao

What about those bald cats?

still no Cheryl Cole

Basically I'm thinking to a level of brightness that using my laptop gives me a suntan and I get sunburn. Is this achievable do we think?

Before I use the computer I have to apply UV blocking suntan lotion

doubt they go outside much

not worth it

do baldlets have to wear sun cream on their shiny slap heads?

why do people deny the holocaust

Aren’t they Egyptian tho? The original ones probably get skin cancer like a bitch

Baaaascially it will be so bright that I begin to develop suspicious moles on my face and neck

maybe get a few surroundsound sunlaps for your desk?

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Is there a way to stop it?

gonna kill myself if i start balding

Because there’s no real proof of it, it’s just hearsay

To give their shitty ideology the moral highground.

doubt they went outside much in ancient egypt either mate. they're house cats.

big daz from the local did the mafs and said it wad'nt possible

To be edgy.

Absolute state of your education. Although alot of the mammals that lack fur are aquatic/semi-aquatic (dolphins, whales, hippos, etc.)

did his family die in a housefire?

afraid not. it's already too late.

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Because they want to persecute Jewish people

They literally do it to be contrarian and wind up leftists.

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what's that song that goes
>do-do-do, do-do-do, do-do-do, do-do-do
>do-do-do, do-do-do, do-do-do, do-do-do
>[higher pitch] do-do-do, do-do-do, do-do-do, do-do-do,
>[lower pitch] do-do-do, do-do-do, do-do-do, do-do-do
>do-do-do, do-do-do, do-do-do, TING, TING-TING
>do-do-do, do-do-do, do-do-do, TING, TING-TING
>do-do-do, do-do-do, TING do-do-do, do-do-do, TING

How are you this morning Mr. CIA?
Keeping tabs on things im sure.

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I wish it was the 19th century.

>f.lux: software to make your life better

f.luv: software to make your life worse

We're talking MAXIMUM blue light

thats darude - sandstorm

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darude - sandstorm

anime

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>just accidentally found diabetes medication in dads bedroom

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and i wonder if you know how it really feels
to be left outside alone when it's cold out here

moonlight sonata?

Ever notice how people texting at night have that eerie blue glow?

Or wake up ready to write down the Next Great Idea, and get blinded by your computer screen?

During the day, computer screens look good—they're designed to look like the sun. But, at 9PM, 10PM, or 3AM, you probably shouldn't be looking at the sun.

f.lux fixes this: it makes the color of your computer's display adapt to the time of day, warm at night and like sunlight during the day.

It's even possible that you're staying up too late because of your computer. You could use f.lux because it makes you sleep better, or you could just use it just because it makes your computer look better.

I wish I could be a cowboy desu and go live in the Wilderness

Reckon I'd be a good gunslinger me

Why would you ever want to be an American.

i know nothing of tim's past. is it true that his family members died?

give me a quick rundown on Tim's history

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Britain yearns out to join the Greater East Asian Co-Prosperity Sphere

>bbc iplayer is only available in the uk
Reunification when lads?

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They want to hate Jews without feeling guilty about genociding civilians

any chests pains man in

There's nothing worth watching on the SoyBC

>2018
>Tim posting
Sad!

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Vocaroo it lad

>he doesn't watch strictly come dancing with his mum every Saturday

dunno why people get all autistic about facebook knowing everything they do then happily buying huawei phones which are laughably transparent tools of mass data-mining in the west by the chinese

you would be a member of the hole in the head gang

t. new runt upset at being left out

tell me about greystones