Big corporations don't care about yo-

I turned 18 in October

>Americans have to wait till they're 18 to shave
LOL XDXDXDXDX

really makes you think

Me too.
October 2012
:(

Whats your favorite McDonald's™ item? For me, it's the McChicken®. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken® sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige. One time I asked for McChicken® sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's™ worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!". Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's™ restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs. I even dip my fries in McChicken® sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

June 2011 here

Why can't we go back, I feel old.

Disposable multi blade razors are the biggest meme of the 21st century.

I usually change my razor every couple months

That must be very painful

Yeah it's fucking awful. It only struck me recently how old I am now, and how relatively little I have grown in the last few years. Still stuck in university still worthless piece of shit.

>reddit spacing

I do uk consumer service for Gillette UK. Ask me anything.

>2006

Fuck.

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>I had to wait my 18th birthday to begin to shave
THat's nice of Gilette, but not accurate. Plus you'll need way more than that if you want to shave properly, inclunding a folding razor at first.

Boomer

wtf is a mchicken up in canada? Here it's a junior chicken patty with mayo and lettuce.

I've used the same single blade disposable bic razor for a year

>2000

Feels old man

paragraphs

Nah they have been doing this before social media.

How often do you shave and what does your skin look like?

Hey kids for me it's Philips Electric Shavers. Anyone else love this cool and fun shaving product?

But you are like married and have children, right? right!?

They don't care it's marketing. It's the same as free samples, they don't give them away out of kindness.

Why is it better to buy disposable razors?

I have been married for 15 years and have 3 kids. You'll be interested to know that we are having tacos for supper tonight.

What is the secret of producing razors that become blunt after 1-2 uses

everyone born after 2000 is technically owned by Procter and Gamble

Ok, I thought you would be like some creepy old dude lmao, you know, this site has a fame for that lol

Another 1988 user here.
Which month? I was born in July.

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Jow Forums is a normie board

I'm still in uni and living with my parents. I graduate in 2020, hopefully.

lol

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wtf i LOVE capitalism now

December

Both winter babies, fancy that.

They just want you to purchase their exclusive, executive brand razor when that one bites the bullet.

i guess zoomers really are low test. back in the day they would send you a free razor on your 14th birthday

Compared to the usual cartridges? Maybe cheaper per shave.

That's not a consumer question but we say you should get at least ten good shaves per cartridge depending on beard growth etc.

Btw, I'm not joking that I work for consumer relations. You can send an email saying your fusion or mach 3 handle snapped and we'll send one no questions asked - with a cartridge included.

It's like a junior chicken but bigger, like Quarter Pounder sized

August 1988 here. I feel old.

this desu
I was confused as shit when I got mine

Ironically I had just bough a razor the day before

You are.

I hate kids and marriage is a scam