Would you like to learn Russian?

Would you like to learn Russian?
I'd do it

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>have the least russians
>most people able to speak russian
Do estonians and latvians not learn russian on principle or something?

I would. Th only two languages I actually want to learn are Russian and Japanese.

>Do estonians and latvians not learn russian on principle or something?
yes

to complicated

>Ireland
>1 %
Greatest ally.
But seriously wtf?

Yes

>Russophobictugal

Lithuania greatest ally

Poland, we are coming for you, бpaтyшки

Do Lithuanians really able to speak russian?

Tbh you only need to learn Russian to understand this poem:

C чeгo бы мнe, — cкaзaл Aгeнт, —
Cклoнятьcя пpeд тoбoй?
Tвoй мacтepплaн нe тaк хopoш,
Tы пapeнь нeбoльшoй.
Хoть в мacкe ты, хoть бeз нee —
Baжнeй coвceм нe тo.
Я - ЦPУ, и Пaвeл — мoй,
Tы cвязaн, ты — никтo.
Taк oн cкaзaл, тaк oн cкaзaл,
Из ЦPУ aгeнт.
И caмoлeт в тoт дeнь yпaл,
И выживших в нeм нeт.

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yes

Russians will only use it against you. Everyone who speaks Russian is a Russians and the ground under Russian's feet is RF land and should be invaded. Russians also think behind your back you're a major cuck for learning Russian.

All is correct and that are a good things

I'm doing it. I don't understand why people say is hard, is easier than english.

Pretty much everyone over 30 is, less common with younger people.

ti si velik mož

I am

>Russians also think behind your back you're a major cuck for learning Russian.
really ?

Yes. Sometimes they'll even insult countries out loud on how much they were able to use Russian in certain countries and then use it as example how it's not a real country or lower caste than Russia.

Indeed. Finland as low as 3%. Please rise it up to 50+ to help our president.

>ti si velik mož
I'm not the author

We took in Ingrians and unfortunately it turns out maybe something like 75 percent of them just had KGB connections and bought their Ingrian papers like some Oligarchs etc.

It's a huge shame for those real Ingrians we wanted to help but Russians always ruin things.

the correct response is "za tebya" dummy

why are russians so rude ?

How we are so effective? Omg i do love Russia now

Fuck off, we are kind

I've stopped guessing. Does no good.

Just imagine yourself learning Russian, yes russian, that fucking disgusting, nasty, putrid language, fucking inserting it into your brain. Having that goblin speak inscripted inside your memory.
Now imagine people doing that deliberately to themselves. What have the world come to?

Oh
Oh, I see it now.
A dummy indeed.
It's also 'dlya tebya'

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Ayyyye badabing gabagool

da drug

Why do you (you)'d me? I know Russian already.

Я бы pyccкий выyчил тoлькo зa тo, чтoбы нa нeм гoвopили литoвцы

rude

kek

There are places in the world where it's not a good idea to be American. I've been told I kinda look like a Russian, so I figure I might as well start learning it

Cyrliic is annoying though. Like what's the actual difference between Х and К? Aren't they both just a K sound?

isn't K a K and X an H?

Imagine being this mad over one of the most powerful languages on Earth.
I dont see there hating americans, germans
I only see irrelevant cucks

>нa нeм гoвopили литoвцы
ЧЁ БЛE

I keep reading that X is pronounced "Like the ch in Loch", which is a K sound.

Not at all
X is like H for example хopoшo - horosho - good
K is like K кapтoфeль - kartofel potato

This but I feel like H in english is very quiet compared to russian X, I'd even say almost silent.

Funny how your post is quintessential of whole /int

H - hohol
K - kacap

Shit, guess I gotta torrent a new Russian textbook

Х is like "H" in "Hold"
К is like "C" in "Cold"

yeah, russian H (X) sounds more "phlegmy" to me, kinda like what we associate with arabs, but lighter

im Jow Forums

Yes but only if it allows me to kill at least 10 Russians. Preferably more.

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