/brit/: Norf's Last Stand

Nirvana were dogshit

tfw chinese gf

hoping for a minutes applause when I go to watch norf fc vs norf afc tomorrow

can't believe big dave won the election in 2015

can't believe theresa won the election in 2017

can't believe labour have been so incompetent

You know what else is easily accessible and 'grungy'? Dogshit down the local park, plenty of it

porn is degenerate and destroys lives
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>just chain yourself to this yoke out of fairness
>i promise i'll unchain you once it's all fair

*Guards the Irish skies*

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do they have remembrance services in germany

daily reminder to shitpost on Jow Forums, buy chainlink, and get rich with people from Jow Forums so that we can become members of the global financial elite

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hat

baffling why people go to nandos when spoons is so much better and cheaper

it's nice though

>ChainLink
Hello sucker
If you didn't buy BTC in 2011 you're irrelevant

hmmm...

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souf>norf

Commies burn twice as bright as their fellow man. Once on the pyre, then again in the afterlife.

socialists are the biggests fedora fans in the world though

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Born in norf moved to souf > Norf/souf

would love for rorke to spend a year in venezuela or north korea to experience real communism

would stop his constant moaning

enjambment and caesura

>why do all the big WW1 remembrances happen in France

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user, real communism has never been tried.

beto o'rorke
a combination of beto, tismomick and rorke

for me, it's middul

wish leftists would spend a year in those countries and then maybe they'd stop advocating for it in the west, or at least get killed for their shoes

would love for leftypol to spend a year in venezuela or north korea to experience real communism

would stop her constant "activism"

Bunch of long words to explain a simple thing

The most recent social study conducted by Cambridge University showed that 0,01% of men fuck 90% of all women. So unless you're way above your country's average you will be a lonely virgin forever. I gave up and accepted my fate.

Why does the political right not support a 100% estate tax, and the abolition of private schools?
Twats like Rees-Mogg keep talking about the "triumph of the individual", and how everyone should pull themselves up by their bootstraps, and get rich, but most of them grew up rich, went to private school, and got jobs through their dads connections.
Surely everyone should have to start from 0, so only the best and the brightest rise to the top?
Don't they believe in meritocracy?

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Nobody knows the time of the price singularity.
But when it happens, everyone will know.
All across the world, voices will echo "..what's wrong? Is everything ok?"
A few vehicular accidents will occur seemingly for no reason.
Several pilots, delivery drivers, and one Rajeet who forgot to close a submarine hatch will all last be seen yelling at their phones.
Binance will crash. Everyone scrambling to buy LINKs will see 404.
Etherdelta will become so overwhelmed with traffic it will slow to a halt. It will become unusable.
The only orders that will happen will be buy orders that have already been placed.
LINK will reach unimaginably high prices within minutes.
Every noLINKer's eyes will watch. The tiny LINK cube on coinmarketcap will be reflected in their eyes.
However, the ones who knew...the ones who had heard, but didn't listen...
their cubes will be distorted by tears.
As these tears fall onto rapidly moving fingers that are refreshing binance or etherdelta multiple times,
Haunting music rings in their ears infinitely.
The harrowing noise of the bells causes the noLINKer's soul to shiver...and scream.
Biz will be filled with LINK memes. All threads will be titled "You had your chance."
Monitors will be smashed. Laptops broken in half. Weddings, family reunions, graduation ceremonies, and other social events across the world will be plagued by the audible cries of noLINKers who knew the path but didn't take it.
Their hopelessness crushes them inside, but they keep having to wageslave, and forcing a smile on their face every day to avoid ever being asked "what's wrong?" again will eat away at their sanity.
This soon becomes a worldwide phenomenon, and noLINKer syndrome will be added to DSM-V and heavily studied.
Most normies will continue enjoying their playpens.
But the ones who knew...
they will become uncomfortably intimate with despair..
For they know they missed the opportunity of a lifetime, and another precious path to freedom has disappeared forever.

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I KNEW IT

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wessex>bernicia>east anglia>kent>sussex>essex>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>m*rcia

no you're being silly, shut up

>racially abuse minorities and calls for their extermination
>LefTARDS object and make me lose my job
SO MUCH FOR THE TOLERANT LEFT, I only wanted to genocide multiple races. Conservative is the new counterculture

gonna rhythmically expel reproductive mucas

we should call it the french war then

afraid that i'm addicted to huge anime tits
i don't even jerk off to them all that often, I just really like looking at them

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Would love for rightypol to spend a year at the bottom of a lake, desu.

Imagine you visited Nairobi and it was only 35% blacks and the rest were all white and asian

UTTER state of this strawman

it sucks to be in the lower 10% of men. now i know for sure ill never get laid ;_;

birmingham then?

what's tony bellew trying to do?

free speech means i should be able to say and write anything i want and everyone HAS to agree with me

reads like a bizonacci script

imagine you visited china and it was only 35% chinese and the rest were japanese and asian

How so?
Inhertiance of wealth destorys any semblance of meritocracy.
The estate tax funds could be used to fund education, to ensure everyone gets a chance to succeed.

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so much for the tolerant left

Might stage a coup and install a provisional fascist government based in Westminster, thoughts?

big shout out to all the lads that where in the trenches for tomorrow

have it on good authority that all anime posters are qt girls

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let my people go

gonna shit in your mouth
whole lotto of poo
tick it off the poo to do list
winnie the
shit

you're talking about a pure meritocracy, nobody wants that

Rorke doesn't understand this. Can't survive unless there someone of inferior status below him, he won't like this

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i am an absolute nonce for booths mince pies

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WHAT THE FUCK

brehs...

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give me another innocent pie to digest

both my paternal great grand fathers were sent at 15
at that age I was trading pokemons on my gameboy advance sp

The main reason people work hard is so their kids can have a better life than the one they personally had. If you remove inheritance then you remove people's will to work and society would stagnate.

I would rather splurge my money on useless junk before I die than let the govt dole it out to benefits scum

allies: good, friendly sounding word
axis: bad, evil sounding word

they're here and they want you to stop posting redpills

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Poo moves constantly through the body
The silent hobby

Why not?
And they always say they want a meritocracy.
Isn't it hypocritical to talk about creating a meritocracy where small businesses can grow, while riding on the coattails of their ancestors, and actively destroying the support structures of those without inherited wealth?

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I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
And a six four Impala
I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
And a six four Impala

I wish I was a little bit taller
I wish I was a baller
I wish I was a little bit taller
I wish I was a baller
I wish I was a little bit taller, y'all
I wish I was a baller
I wish I was a little bit taller
I wish I was a baller

a successful economy relies on rewards for individual success, as well as opportunities for success
take away a man's ability to earn a better life for his children and he won't be motivated to put in the hours needed to keep the economy growing
the state should provide a minimum level of opportunity for all with subsidised healthcare, education, and housing (inc food etc)
that minimum should be based on what society can provide, within reason
but if a person acn't hand their wealth down to their family, they'll leave, break the law and dodge the tax, or won't bother creating the wealth in the first place

>a meritocracy where small businesses can grow
>no I don't know what mediocrity means btw lmao

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I think hate sex with leftypol would be so fucking hot. Do you ever think the Spartans developed a "Pretty Pink Princess" fetish when it came to Athenian women? The same way Greek men looked up to Spartan men as the epitome of masculinity, did Spartan men view Athenian women as the ultimate in femininity?

I want to be a leftypol qt's Spartan. I want to bend her over a table and stick my unyielding shaft so deep into her dripping venus my cockhead will batter her anterior fornix into submission. I want to pump her so hard and violently that all the strength will be sapped from her upon the first thrust, I want the wind to be knocked out of her lungs, and her wild thrashing to become weakened attempts at shoving me away with her limp, effeminate wrists.

I want to give her no other choice but to take my dick and scream and wail. She can't kick me off, she can't talk me out of it, she can't get up and run, she can't crawl away; all she can do is scream and moan until her voice gets sore, because there's literally nothing else for her to do.

Haha, anyways, that's all I gotta say about that...

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Are brit bfs cute?

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but they would be working for the benefit of everyone, including their children. The money they raise would make sure everyone has a better life, and a chance to succeed.
Also, what about people without children?

don't care about bellew

abolish welfare

youtu.be/opU5o4eb3tg?t=10

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at home on a saturday night? god you're pathetic

abolish planning regulations

enjoy your aids

nope

youtube.com/watch?v=H0e5eiiHzmc

i grew out of clubbing
what's your excuse?

>depression

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Yes

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private ownership of cars should be banned

Abolish non-whites (unironically)

When I consider how my poo is spent,
Ere half my days in this dark world and wide,
And that one talent which is death to wipe
Lodged with me useless, though my soul more bent
To serve therewith my Maker, and present
My true account, lest He returning slide