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alice in chains > nirvana

saltrd caramel is heroin

im thinking about thos beans

I gave up on reheating the curried mince. There was just too much. Stood around like a twat for twenty minutes and it barely thawed. Solid mass of mince looked rank. Pretty embarrassing to be fair, I'm dumping this in a public bin so my housemates don't find out.

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hello nigger

this better be the puff daddy version

why do aussies have kangaroos serve in their courts?

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Tfw no gf

want to kiss a black woman

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is tinder the only way to do online dating now? as a 23 year old man is it appropriate to look further afield to match.com etc.?

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did the jews put this in your head?

Why do the English worship their conquerors?

there is no going back after the age of 16
you have missed the train

crumpets for tea

Goodbye American flag. It was fun winding people up here.

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I've seen 3rd-world hellscapes and 1st-world hellscapes. I wouldn't say one is better than the other. It just depends on what one is better equipped to deal with. I wouldn't last long in the Balkans but a lot of Balkan refugees are over their heads in central Europe.

you know who eats lots of beans? mexicans

because they are cute

Quintessential British music
youtube.com/watch?v=GKkxirO0KFk
youtube.com/watch?v=qFmE9cvHECc
youtube.com/watch?v=0qtWlvu1YoA
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Why are Brummies so angry?

t. seething republican scottish vietcong member

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Give it another 20 in the microwave lad. This will work just needs time and is the safest way to do this

OKcupid m7

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any fren man in

very nice photograph

lads.. whats it like to have sex?

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*catapults you into the irish sea*

Too late. Sorry mate, I appreciate the advice but I was getting paranoid and stressed out.

Feel extra bad because it was leftovers from a meal I shared with and friend but fuck it.

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anyone remember fluffy ponies shit
used to be obsessed with that
wouldn't be surprised if when I go postal, my internet history from the last decade is brought up and that specifically is used in the National Crime Agency press briefing

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nigga over here eatin beans lmao

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I'm convinced that if I was only maybe 3 inches taller, that my life would be exponentially better than it is.

Tallfags, what's it like? Is it overrated?

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quora.com/What-was-your-Tinder-experience-like

From 1027 guys who have showed interest, just one was really able to grab my attention for longer.

So, what I can conclude from it, is: it is possible to have some fun accessing such apps, although there are plenty of fishes, chances are that the ones compatible with you will be very few, and even more difficult to find those who don’t just want to get laid straightaway. Most of the ones who attempted to contact me demonstrated traits of : Poor conversational skill, shallowness and void mental content.

bumble if youre reasonably attractive

Meat loaf

Fallout: New Vegas tribe?
For me, it's The Boomers

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wanked into my stella artois™ chalice™ (stolen)
had to wash the cum out in the sink
not my finest moment

I think the people at work think I'm a weird loser because I've worked their 3 years but have no pals, don't talk to anyone, disappear at breaks (hide in toilet) and lunches (always go out, walk then hide in toilet)

one time I ducked out of going to a work's night out event because they had laid on buses for us to be bused to the venue but I knew I would have no one to sit next to on the bus and no one would want to sit next to me

6'0" v 5'12"

hot patootie

alri

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It's the whole God save the Queen stuff that baffles me.

Need mental decluttering

Dogshit

have a holiday

People at work still try and convince me to go to their social gatherings even though I've turned down the last ~8 in a row

Maisie Williams

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bbrt is pretty decent

Lol is this the alri guy?

lets plot to murder the queen of england

paki hands

realising i blew a once in a lifetime opportunity because i was too lazy to write 1000 words despite having several months notice

To be fair Fury is a giant and has camera advantage here

>good job
>home owner
>tall 5'10
>old fashioned
>close to your mom
>ready to settle down and have kids

HHAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHH

please start the drone war already I want these pathetic dreamers gone

listening to talk talk

I'm poor, but maybe I can go camping in the Veluwe

sub 8 males will NEVER get laid in a post-tinder world.

Pakis listen to dogshit metal music to upset their parents

i bet the easiest way to murder the queen would to do it while she was sleeping. pillow over her head. we can get philip to help

youtube.com/watch?v=huavJMGUbiI

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>he doesn't understand that the monarchy is ordained by God.

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Talk of the exclusion of the Duke of York from the rightful succession is treason. Any who speak of it set themselves against legitimate authority and are the heirs in spirit to those rebels who so recently plunged our country into rebellion and civil war. Can anyone here contemplate such evil without horror? Let there be no confusion. The Duke of York is my heir and will remain so. His right is ordained by God and no man may alter it. Anyone who denies this truth makes themselves an enemy of God, King and country. Think on that before you take another step towards chaos. All the world may see what a point we have come to. Nothing that begins in such division is likely to end well. I declare Parliament dissolved. Gentlemen, go home. I will not trouble you any further.

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>but a lot of Balkan refugees are over their heads in central Europe.
What do you mean by this?

Frances, it's a nation of fucking rats

Charles II best king.
Fuck the Roundheads.

Why is camping gear so pricey? Or am I just poor?

that's it, i am DONE with my old love of constant casual hookups and alcoholism. i am ready to become a wife.

post the webm of poley at the wrestling

Bags of sand.

i meant to say old life. this is so embarrassing. just slice my fucking throat already

Overrated I bet

Politics? Yeah, you probably know more than me.
Video games? Yeah, you know more about it than me.
Anime? Not a clue.
Movies? Yes, I know nothing.
Conspiracies? Don't know nuffin.
History? Doesn't exist to me.
Music? You shut your fucking mouth and listen

You're just poor.

youtube.com/watch?v=FLP2tWKhvwc
What language is she speaking?

massive shame Christopher Hitchens died right before JRE went full gangbusters

that would literally have been the greatest podcast of all time

death to america

i just signed up to match.com and most girls are over 30

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any untermensch in?

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CHING CHONG NIP NONG YOU WANNA DAE FRIED RICE?

if you really are a girl... we should chat sometime hahaha ;)

still too young for quality milfs
go for 40+

peter hitchens > Christopher hitchens

What do you do?

I need to excuse myself, I'm in need of the bathroom

>Match
Why not the 'der or the 'ble?