German is a strong, masculine language

German is a strong, masculine language
French is a sissy language for girls

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FRANCE BTFO

They're all insignificant languages in terms of their usefulness compared to English.

o-oui c-ce'st vrai
JA DAS IST RICHTIG

BASED

>Imagine unironically thinking anything about Germany, be it its language, its culture, its history, its people, its landscapes, its women is even barely positive in any imaginable aspect
>See brit flair

Guess it takes a retard to miss another uh

SODOMIE SURPRISE !
PAUVRE BONNICHE, SAUTE DONC VITE SUR LE LIT
QUE JE TE DONNE L'OSTIE
JE T'AUTORISE, SUCE VITE

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Oh! bon Louis, j'eusse dire, que votre trop grosse bite s'use vite
elle qui fut jadis forte tonique, aujourd'hui ne durcit..

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I'm here for the sodomy surprise

Both sound pretty gay desu.

man you shouldn't be laughing, your language sounds like a deepthroat

French sounds more warlike for me. The perfect language to slain people down.

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Balls don't touch when deepthroating. So it's not gay.

Both sound very awkward, if they rolled their Rs instead of the gutural sound they make it would improve a lot

Lame

the only true warrior language is turkish

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İnshallah benim kardeş

>English fashion
>French
jej

german, *nglish and scandi languages are caucophonous guano when used for singing

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Your language sounds like the gay version of German though.