/cp/ - Culture Pals

CHRISTMAS IS HERE edition

Welcome to Culture Pals! Message QTs from around the world! Here autistic sperg losers can meet equally autistic thots from developing nations like Russia(ew) , China(yawn) and India (loos) for relationships so autistic even wouldn't bother with them.
Seriously this shit is more of a bitch than debugging pointers in C using vim with no scripts. Want to discuss argentina? Want to discuss philosophy with an overweight Brazilian who got 0 on www.freesites.gratisiqteste.com.br? Want to get dropped by turks with English so atrocious they make toddlers seem fluent? Want to be given the basic gestalt on boobs and soy by the resident mammary expert titman? Want to talk with/share qts with the Taliban?
Want to banter koreaboos?
Sign up at:
interpals.net/

Website with pastas and scripts:
Https://culturepals.github.io/

Mega with the memes all the cool kids use:
mega.nz/#F!QgY0QCaR!w6gTFL2egnqpOgzHeIPXjw
qtcrawler:
mega.nz/#F!lQkh0A7R!ROpihereOeBAByYtVu_91A

script:
pastebin.com/h5A30AW7

javascript, tampermonkey/greasemonkey extension for the betas

Old thread:

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Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=Zv1QV6lrc_Y
twitter.com/AnonBabble

Fags

What happened? No one is posting

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have a bump

This is now a Martin Garrix thread!
youtube.com/watch?v=Zv1QV6lrc_Y

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Little over a month until I see my qt

Shitty Eurotrash music desu

Better than yours, just mumble rap

>implying I listen to that nog garbage

I forgot how well this activity combats my loneliness

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i look so good, i want to fuck myself

Pics?

I'm so lonely and depressed even though I'm in the perfect city to meet people. What can I expect on CP?

you can expect prison you sick fuck

Foreigners visiting your city.
Give it a try

Kek why?

Is Interpals the key to seducing a qt American Teaboo and getting a green card?

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Because cp(cheese pizza)
Yes, it can definitely help

Based

Question for Macchi, i think you said you and your qt talk everyday, does it ever feel like a chore to you?

Yes

Do you sometimes want to just stop?

Are all the bizzare looking Korean women just a result of surgery?

hello /cp/ lads
i come to ask wheter your flag is important when culturepaling :3

I think one of the pals said first world countries have an advantage.

I'm not online and 2 Brazilian men already messaged me. I ain't gay.

They're looking for some cultural exchange :3

Unfortunately for you it might, thank the beta Indo males acting weird on interpals.

The only thing they want to exchange with Randy are bodily fluids.

maybe they have redhead sisters

I've given up on this site. I've been banned so many times for pointless shit I just can't do it anymore

what did he do?

it's not a single person unfortunately.

What did you do?

Aight guys. I just arrived in Mexico and I wanna make some friends, male or female, don't matter (preferably hook ups though).
I'm gonna make my first account...and I wanted to ask...how do you deal with rejection? Not like, "I don't wanna talk to you" but more like, you're ignored lol
And you guys just pm them or what?

Criticize Russia to non Russians

You're the Indian?
Being rejected is pretty normal. We've already got used to it. There's hundreds of people here, just message till someone replies.

The interpals owner/mod is Russian

The owner is an American living in Russia and is a major Putinbot shill

Sorry philip user. I was sleeping

>he is being fetishized and another who wants to learn japanese.
That's me too

I didn't use a fake profile picture.
Don't project your stuff on me m8

if the person kept talking about your looks all the time, that would be annoying but if the person said you are attractive then tried to get to know more about you and discussed other topics, it's not so bad.

What? That wasn't the topic I was replying to.
And yes I know the difference

oh I thought you're still annoyed you're being fetishized :')

Morning lads

Morning bud

>Page 9
Lmao the state of this general

/dedpals/

any culture pals here in UK?

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would i get in trouble for posting pictures of myself with guns on my profile

h-hapa?????
I thought you were in Switzerland?

Ill be back in Switzerland in 3 days

where in the UK are you?

He is a good looking guy no homo

Is it weird that girls that are way too old are messaging me?

Maybe you have a face pedos like

No. Not weird at all

it starts to get weird when they ask you to send photos of your feet.

>message qt
>sees message, deletes all her photos and instantly goes offline
what in the fuck?

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what did you say to her?

A very standard "hey what's up"

some other dude was prolly harassing her

I'm ashamed son

lol

How important is a good profile picture? I'm retarded when it comes to stuff like this, so I don't even know where to start.

It's the number one thing they notice

So what you're saying is that I'm fucked?

Nah. You're not ugly. No one is.
Everyone that has been in this general is not bad looking.
Just find angles that benefit your face

You shouldn't at least people didn't get banned for that before

Damn the hapa looks really ugly

Profile picture is literally the only thing that matters, if you look likeable/hot they will respond or start messaging you

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Do you guys focus on one person to write to or are you talking with multiple persons?

haha :)

lmao what do you think? YES
WHY EE ESS
Y E S
god I wish that were me

blessing this thread with a *dabs*

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I have a main person and a few others on the side that I talk to as well
back at ya *dabs*

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I got one main and answer the others every few days or so

It's a bit creepy desu. Do they think I'm an easy target because of my age or do they genuintely want to learn german? I never know.

I guess it's creepy if it's unwanted attention. how old are you and how old are they? they probably just want to learn German 2bh. how many such people have messaged you so far?

It's your flag. ALWAYS

Dude for most people Germany is the ticket to heaven, if you get messaged just realize its your flag that gave you this power.
We Germans will never be able to just have a comfy discussion with foreigners...

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Think ill racially abuse some Irish and German qts for a few hours

I guess you're right. Never knew Germany was so desired outside refugees lul

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That's not nice

It actually is

Did you guys miss me? I was busy humiliating my muslim girl..

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based those dumb paddy micks deserve everything bad that happens to them desu

first time here
>debugging pointers in C using vim with no scripts
I use vim with no scripts but last time I had to deal with pointers in C was like 8 years ago in college

I have a deadline to have a real attempt at finding a gf before the end of the year and this is first on my list and easiest to go through since I only need muh PC
next up is okc/bumble/tindr

is this worth anything? do I at least have a decent chance of finding someone I can speak a foreign language with? (dutch, as practice)

Will i get picture of bobs if i post penis to random girls, asking for friend

>I have a deadline to have a real attempt at finding a gf before the end of the year
What's the deadline for? Are you about to be a wizard my boomer friend?
of course, just spam your dick out to every thot you see and you'll definitely get back some tig ol bitties in response

No.
Pro tip... Girls don't like to see dick pics

nothing more comfy than reconnecting with a qt and talking about gay shit

nah not that bad but not too far either; some years ago I said I'd actually try at least once per year to get a gf after I got over my depression from the last long term one ages ago
success rate so far has been like 1.5/4 so eh

Well it's definitely possible to find a gf off of this site since many here have done it and met them in person

Absolut state of interpals.
Fuck shitskins and old people

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yeah I wonder how many qts those subhuman niggers have scared off

Are you actually attractive or do women just get that wet for Koreans?

>>The script is very good for beginners. It allows you to get in touch with qts who are interested in you (but they will still suck in keeping a conversation alive). Empirical studies from different people have shown, that the best qts are handpicked and messaged by oneself. If you think you found a qt, don't write whole paragraphs. Maximum 4 lines should be enough for the first message.
god what am I getting myself into, I don't even have a decent+recent photo of myself where I'm smiling

No need to smile.
Better no smile than awkward smile

Yay that means I can see my qt!

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Cuck

Stop it

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