/cum/

Burn motherfucker burn \m/

hose down your home so it's invulnerable to fire

she wont see anything because your penis is so small hahaha the absolute state

50 miles isn't that far desu

shes going to send you one too

Ahaha

Close enough for it to fill the air with smoke but not enough to kill me

Stay safe bud

Think I'm going to turn my life around buds
Going to start hitting on women! And I'm going to college soon, so that'll be fun.

I don't think I can recover from this

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>weed store closed cause they're out of weed
reeee

How you run out of weed
This calls for a riot

For me it’s ordering weed and having it delivered to my doorstep

wish i could enjoy weed

Woah based

does tablet in a plastic bag work for the shower

i do it all the time

Sounds dumb

I use my okd phone and connect it via wifi

having fun

woke up and the first thought was tfw no gf

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Woke up and first thought was that the Asian girl inviting me over wasn’t a dream and that I really did fail No Nut November

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what is this general for

boupucci exchange

this but a bf

feelsposting

/cum/ming with friends

we are the finger on the jugular of north America. if you want to know what's happening the the region, you come here. no anime, no faggots.

>gf opens jewbook on her phone
>bunch of searches for her ex's name
Guys...

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we are trying to overthrow the government and created a pan-north american state

I'm sorry bud

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based chilean poster

my personal blog

I woke up

you responded twice

i didnt

>having a gf
You brought this on yourself

I need a life companion to explore the world with...

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She asked me what my hobbies are.
Should I be honest and say my hobby is playing modded computer games?

sippin on some lavender hot chocolate rn

Telling her fapping to anime lolis

Say something nice about my wife

All my fap mods feature strictly adult models.

if you're just trying to fuck, make up something more interesting. otherwise just be honest

eating cake rn

odds: make something for dinner
even: order delivery

I didn't start wearing deodorant until I was 17

You're right. I should probably just end it before it starts.

I guess

kill all wh*tes

I still avoid it whenever possible.

this, but keep one alive so he can be my bf

1-2: fish and chips
3-4: mexican
5-6: asian
7-8: pizza
9-0: italian

same. I only wear it for special occasions. don't like the way it feels

Got invited to a weed brownie party last night, decided not to go because I'm alpha and I don't do drugs

Or smells.

based

ye

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Indian girl on Tinder superliked me

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH IM SO HORNY AND LONELY

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>mexican

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kek

international money laundering

I'm back from work you gays

i want a gf now please help

Thoughts?

wtf dad

i dont understand this meme

*lies down on the bed*
*starts screeching and crying loudly*

*closes the door*

how do we fix incels

*quietly smothers you with a pillow*

people got eoungh of the tiktok threads on /gif/ so they edited in ricardo milos to "bait"

remember rick roll? it's like that but with a black guy dancing

irritated my hernia

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Was this supposed to be funny cuz I

You can't stop me.

Do you guys like me?

my inconsistency makes me mediocre at many things :(

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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yes

She did the scar on the wrong so side of her face

Gonna have some pizza buds

Studied hard and failed biochem, then retook it and got an A with minimal effort, is God real?

How I imagine most people itt

this is one of the best baits i have seen on reddit desu

I"m going to watch more ozark tonight. What about you buds?

play rdr2 and watch yt vids