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wish I had a gf with those silly long sharp nails to scratch up my back

*grabs his head*
*shaves his hair off*

thats wangernumb

sue

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catyank is a harmless occasionally funny schizo

schizoleaf is a violent deranged schizo

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chad stride.

that's what the prostate is for lad. start digging

need to trim the old bollocks but i can't be arsed, lads

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i admire your dedication to posting this utterly delightful meme

anyone remember the meme

Oh my lord shit is going to get a bit messy when drones and shit start being more popular isn't it

push it to the limit

slep tite pupr

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i shave my entire genitalia and groin every 2-3 days

He actually is, he needs to be reported to the authorities. Just waiting for him to post some sort of terrorist threat and then do a Mark Harding on him.

Ty lee called her the most beautiful girl in the world

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>be in class
>sociology professor is on some tirade about Foucault
>girl sitting beside me is qt3.1415926535
>she turns to me and smiles
>smile back awkwardly, moderately surprised.
>professor starts talking about internet memes
>say “Le funny Banana” aloud in class.
>keep repeating it
>professor stops talking and stares at me
>everyone is watching me
>a loud screech emanates throughout the room
>it doesn’t stop
>I keep yelling Le funny Banana, increasing my volume every time I say it
>qt girl begins crying
>everyone is saying it with me
>professor begins vomiting everywhere
>a bass drum is beaten with a 1/3vp/3v13/16 time signature.
>everyone is gathered around the class in a circle with me and the qt girl in the center
>start consuming her tears while she cries, “Le funny Banana” continues to be sung

>mfw the dialectic synthesizes into a teleological metaphilosophical discourse on the self-consciousness of infinite reason in and through a finite form.

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oxford bender

shave your jugular

>mfw an NPC says the holocaust is the worst thing that's ever happened
it's like they dont know WW1 happened
youtube.com/watch?v=IWHbF5jGJY0

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When this generation who are 16-24 now reach 40-45 the level of shootings will absolutely skyrocket

how long does that take you

Wish I was a dog.
Blissfully unaware of shite in the world and having a nice time.

dont get why everyone raves about this image
hes just happy the wars over

bird is the word

dont be a rat

What would you do if there was a draft, lads?
Would you die "for your country"?
I fucking wouldn't.

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are these silhouettes all over the place where you lads live as well? i really like them desu

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when you think about it half of the low level fighters in the british empire navy empire wouldn't have had the slightest clue about what they were doing or the geopolitics etc.

they were doing groundbreaking things but half of them probably didn't even understand it

dont really like how it seems the majority or a least a very large proportion of servicemen come back from afghanistan with "PTSD"
whatever they have, they absolutely do not have this

wish i could find this particular tumblr slag again
she's british living in canada i think, really nice tits and arse, username has something to do with nature or forests

I would fight. Orc troops in Heavy Armor are among the finest in the Empire, and are fearsome when using their Berserker Rage.

WALK ALONG THE RAZOR'S EDGE

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He is a danger to himself and others.

really don't care for people under 30

tore them down. fucking annoying, they're in the WAY

>tfw you will never be either of these girls

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youtu.be/oASEB1Z6VFk

*walks towards you*

imagine your house getting raided by unstoppable, unfeeling robots
like that robot dog by boston dynamics
nothing you can say or do to stop it
it's there to kill you with a laser beam to the heart and it's as efficient as those robot arms in factories

*kills you all*

psychiatrists make like 300k a year, mad

source? I felt a lot more unsafe in britain than in Finland, especially during the night time.

Bit sad the poppy has become such a nationalistic symbol.
People seem to forget it was supposed to be an anti-war symbol.
Also pretty fucked we even need charities to look after vets, since the government won't do it.

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i would simply smash it to bits

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imagine your bollocks getting smashed by unstoppable, unfeeling robots
like that robot dog by boston dynamics
nothing you can say or do to stop it
it's there to pulverise them with a laser beam to the sack and it's as efficient as those robot arms in factories

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never fully shaved since i first grew pubes but that's because it's the only hair i have to be proud of

i grew pubes roughly the same age as my peers around 12/13 but now at the age of the 23 i can't grow a beard at all except and a few strangling hairs, my arms and legs are lightly haired and nothing on my chest

yet i have a full fledged forest of pubes down there, it's literally just that and the hair on my head

absolute unit on the right

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psychiatry is unironically the worst branch of medicine

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well imagine being a simple sheltered farm boy little to no experience with violence going off to fight and seeing the shit in ww1 that happened your mind would collapse

Never had sex despite several opportunities because I'm too scared, don't know how to

Fuck veterans aiding europe thru it's most imperialistic years, why not spen that money on helping immigrants or the homeless?

i'll kill this whole fucking thread i don't give a fuck boy

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wouldn't die for this country but would consider dying for Aus or NZ

>People seem to forget it was supposed to be an anti-war symbol.
Not true.

Wish Azula would fucking electrocute my testicles until they were little more than piles of ash.

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i girl i went to primary school with who was my first ever 'girlfriend' moved to calgary aged 12 then a few years later her sister was killed in a car crash and i watched her have a meltdown on facebook

have since deleted facebook but wonder how she's doing, wouldn't mind shagging her if she came back to england

Fuck off mboko dumb nigger faggot

Been on bennies for 9 years. ESA since 2012 for depression and anxiety. Never worked in my life apart from a three week stint in 2008. AMA guys.

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met a qt Canadian Jewish girl from /soc/ once

ok

i am terrified of bears

"future soldier" must've been peak poppycockup.

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agreed. The decision-making is incredibly arbitrary -- not to mention the very idea of coming up with an abstraction for certain nebulous clusters of symptoms (e.g. depression, psychosis) is questionable

me 11 years ago

make the pp the big pp
never let the woman know you don't know what you're doing
or pretend to be drunk and out of it until it starts to work

mental
metro.co.uk/2018/11/07/eerie-recording-reveals-moment-the-guns-fell-silent-at-the-end-of-ww1-8114109/

i guess i'm a so called british nationalist and empire supporter but i can't get behind any of the modern wars since the falklands
load of yank nonsense and we didn't even reap the benefits from it

*pushes empty glass away, stands up abruptly*
thats it for me lads
*squeezes a few shoulders as i stride to the door*
*turns club foot by kasabian off on the jukebox*

she is just 14....

why's limmy cracking up on the twitch stream?

Just realised that the Whitlam Dismissal is ranked above remembrance day in my head. (both are 11/11)

love it when rorke wanders somehow into the blacked or cuckold threads on /gif/ and posts straight from his Jow Forums manifesto that everyone should stop destroying the white race. makes me chuckle

>Ennio Morricone is still alive

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Delet

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The whole idea came from the poem "in Flanders fields", which was an anti-war poem.
Wasn't the original motto "Never Again"?

Is that a real recording?

that was a good story you cheeky cunt
they made it out of my post industrial midlands shithole town and appeared to be having a great time out in canada until the sister gets killed

that's just how life goes sometimes

just want her to go to town on me knackers

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>regular medicine
hmm according to empirical evidence and our understanding of the mechanism of this ailment you have to do this and this and take this this and we have to operate on this and this so youll feel better
>psychiatry
hmmm we don't really understand how this works here take those pills that will probably won't work and kill your will to live and if that doesn't work we can always shock your brain btw we don't know why that works either

yeah, but i think it's been remastered. it sounds too clear for 1918.
i like how you can hear the birds chirping when the guns stop firing

what would you have done

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who wants a barney then

Theresa May almost looks cute next to Arlene.

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>tfw no british gf
why live lads

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*lingers at the door*
yeah so er im going now?
*waves gormlessly*

don't usually care about the poppies and that but i feel like not a big enough deal has been made about this year

it's literally the 100th anniversary of the end of ww1 but it doesn't feel bigger than any other remembrance day

bad psychiatrists prescribe all willy nilly without giving a damn
good psychiatrists work through problems with their patient and allow them to look at things from a different perspective and grow as a person
i'm sorry you've only experienced bad psychiatrists/therapists, but that's probably because of the NHS

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