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Anti-confederacy edition

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twitter.com/AnonBabble

Body bags for Commie Fags

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Beto 2020

fascists are the real homosexuals though

the greek girl came over last night
she's so piff but the the sex was dead

And the times of this ignorance God winked at; but now commandeth all men every where to repent

what a gay edition

I want to put my penis in Emma Watson’s vagina.

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A toast! A toast to /brit/!

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Greek love is the purest form of love.

In movies, human beings are portrayed as essentially blood filled bags that explode into gore upon contact with anything even remotely approaching blunt force.

In reality, our skin stays mostly intact whilst everything else...bone, organs, blood vessels, musculature, is turned into pink slop meat with a side of crunch bone. The bleeding is contained internally. Now if you go through a windshield or something hangs up you underneath the car...different story. Think of jerking off with high grit sandpaper but it happens to your entire body if you're dragged along asphalt at speed for a distance.

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dumb pirate frogposter

Dumb yankee

just did my first meal prep lads

alri3.1

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Greek(gay) love is the purest form of love.

Aye! A toast, to /brit/!

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Cringy thread desu senpai

>tor
>forg dot myz

Holy mother of fuck, lads. What in God's name have we done?

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blasphemer, you've been fed the jewish lie. Christ was not a sodomite, he was a hellene. God hates fags.

t. ConfedeRAT

I preferred it when the New was at page 8. I want Janny back in power.

to /brit/!

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if anything i overcooked it 2bh

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>Pro-tip: the ass feels better than the pussy.
No it doesn't you gallic sodomite

Away down South in the land of traitors,
Rattlesnakes and alligators,
Right away, come away, right away, come away.
Where cotton's king and men are chattels,
Union boys will win the battles,
Right away, come away, right away, come away.

t. Cartel drug runner

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funny because confederate larpers enjoy buying drugs from here

I think I read it somewhere, and when I run out of ideas I just post it as a stock reply on /brit/. In old texts gay sex is fondly referred to as "Greek love". The love between a teacher and his nubile, young, beardless student. He schools him in the ways of maniless and they engage in carnal pleasures of the purest and most innocent variety.

prep isn't cooking
prep is peeling, cleaning, chopping, slicing etc
prep=preparation (to be cooked)

Oioi lads

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yet another sodomite LARP.

is this even the real beto or is it just another imposter?

but all those guys probably got killed by commies

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wahey
you back from a club?

Meal preparation, sometimes called "meal prep," is the process of planning and preparing meals.
from the google

>Iv had conversations with my mom about Jewish influence in the media and politics
Me too. Then she goes on telling me abortion and sodomy are good.
She just cynically tries to tell me da jooz elected the Donald. Which is true.
I really hope she pulls through but she has some evil in her. And she is not very bright.

Do you even know the German to Russian k/d ration LOL

I figured they made their own shit. They make their own booze, after all.

Reading about the idealised version of Greek love, I wish I lived that life. Groomed by a wiser older man, taught of the delights of loves, and when I grow strong and wise, I too will take a disciple and take his anal virginity.

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At toil son.
Went to the pub earlier so I've been smashed all night.
Love Azula and Ty Lee

weird cunt

only 19 but the beard is growing in strong now
got more hair than last time i shaved last week

no one cares about k/d ratio because real life isn't cod

germans invaded russia with more troops, and yet they lost against an unprepared army LMFAO

where do you work at 3am sunday morn?
garage? security?

>(((I))) worked for (((lockheed)))
>My (((father))) worked for (((lockheed)))
>My (((sister))) is a prostitute for (((lockheed))) employees
>(((lockheed))) dindu nuffin, trust me fellow goy

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International bookies.

wore won of these in high school for a period of ~3 months

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>3:38am
>limmy still going
so THIS is the power of euro truck simulator

I was watching the new Jeopardy on Netflix, and none of the contestants got "Deutschland Uber Alles". I knew it as soon as it appeared on the screen. I was screaming at my laptop monitor "Deustchland Uber Alles! Deustchland Uber Alles! Deustchland Uber Alles!".

>Tfw she'll never chide you with a silly pet name

Think mine's would be Po-Po, lads ;_;

bruh look at this dude. hating on cheesecake factory. posting on a tibetan basket weaving forum like it’s his lovejournal ahaha oh no no no. like we actually give a fuck what the faggot thinks. just post a review on yelp, or no better still just fuck off ahaha i can’t take it. blog postingl. ahahahabahahaha.

you're lucky you can grow long hair

Autocoprophagous troglodyte.

I wonder how many poos Emma Watson took today.

Nice try making "Jewish Conspiracies" look retarded you kike faggot.

Go back to your horse and buggy you shit-eating luddite.

I bet Emma Watson did some stinky farts today.

Wore hair gel in high school and had an earring (left ear)

But I shagged

Without the Jews we'd have nothing. Fact. Smartphones. The internet. Modern medicine. The periodic table. Space exploration.

Academia and the fruits of science are a Jewish endeavour.

None of those thing are Jews. They are all from the state though

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you forgot religion

Vive La Israel!
Vive Le Sionisme!

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GPS = state invention
Microprocessor = state invention
Internet = state lab invention
etc

*could

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shagged a girl up the fanny me

avatar is not anime, but a western made cartoon

>avatar is not anime, but a western made cartoon

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is beto a virgin freak

The only moment in any video game where I actually felt a bit of emotion

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BBC can't even hide their bias now

bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-46145777

Lads how does PayPal work. If I buy something that's 50 dollars can the seller raise the price and take like all my money? I've never used it before

Every dead Palestinian is another dead terrorist. Every safe, free, happy Jew is a boon for human civilisation. Israel doesn't just deserve to exist. It deserves to expand and spread the realm of Jewry in all the lands from the Nile to the Eurphrates. Long live the Jewish people.

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limmy's south-england accent holy shit
are you lads seeing this?

clip it faggot

Anime (/ˈænəˌmeJ/) (Japanese: アニメ, [aɲime] (About this sound listen), plural: anime)[a] is hand-drawn and computer animation originating from or associated with Japan.

The word anime is the Japanese term for animation, which means all forms of animated media.[1] Outside Japan, anime refers specifically to animation from Japan or as a Japanese-disseminated animation style often characterized by colorful graphics, vibrant characters and fantastical themes.[2][3] The culturally abstract approach to the word's meaning may open up the possibility of anime produced in countries other than Japan.

no
dunno how
it's live now on twitch

nah

not sure how paypal works me but i use it all the time tbf

button top right of the player

Does he sound like he's choking on a cock?

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My name is Limmy
And I'm here to say
I suck big nigger cock
Everyday

i havent post anime here

watching on my phone because my laptop is shite

he's doing a south england accent not an impression of your mum

Oh yeah

Seeing this when I was 9 was really something. I had spent my whole life playing 64 bit games. PS2 was a really special console desu

youtube.com/watch?v=mWYwmM23Sqs

ooooooooh

#BURNT

didnt know limmy was doing an impression of your relatives

thought that game was shit

Autocoprophagia is the act of consuming one's own feces. I use the insult "Autocoprophagous troglodyte" to call people shit-eating cave dwellers. It's largely ineffective since you idiots are too unread to know what that means.