You make a movie about Conquest of Constantinople

You make a movie about Conquest of Constantinople

who do you cast

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Mehmed II: Idris Elba

Byzantine Emperor: Justin Bieber

Only whites and blacks, and make the entire Ottoman force black. Then release it in theaters only in Turkey.

And I'll add in a 30 minute uncensored sex scene with Crusaders raping ottoman women.

stop making me laugh with your shitposting turkey, it's dishonest for me to do as a racist

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Jackie Chan

>Crusaders
???

we already had that film, it was Return of the King

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it's a great shame that city is still a part of turkey to be honest

Everytime I mention the city Istambul I make sure that everyone know it's the former Constant*nople, it feels so nice

a bunch of niggers beating up a hobo

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Maybe he wants to make a movie out of 4th crusade
In that case, who would be the based DOGE?

Morgan Freeman

No Ottomans there though

Nicolas Cage playing every role.

turks would be the guys who played the pirates in that one movie where the guy says im captain now

They're all pirates in that movie, wtf

Somalis ALWAYS win baby!

Idk we'll call it a flashback or some shit

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Piper Perri as Byzantine Emperor