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Not teaming up with the Germans in WW1 was a horrible mistake

We have a minutes silence at 11am Aus time even though it makes no sense

coughed during the silence

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Why

The fucking state of Corbyn wearing his M&S mac

Buy a woolen topcoat you scruffy bastard

Broke up with the gf of 8 months yesterday.

It was really brutal and took 3 hours.
But i scheduled a hookup with an ex for tuesday to take my mind off things. Is that unethical?

Imagine being some anti-military leftypol runt

Disparaging the people who protect you while you sleep, wouldn't have very long to spout your bullshit if the army all stood down, before we were invaded and you were in chains.

Scruffy beggar

>Even a bloke from Sierra Leone or Uganda is infinitely more smartly dressed than Corbyn

I feel mentally ill at the moment, don't know why

WWI was so pathetic, they should have kept fighting until they invaded Germany and then they should have destroyed every German city and raped the women like WW2. If that is how first world war ended there would not have been a second world war.

No such thing as ethics

love corbyn
im a racist rightwing rorke and i love him
bet thats shaken you

think its meant to imitate when 'the guns fell silent' or some other gay shit
as a zoomer I'm not really sure why I'm supposed to feel bad for some dead mongs from 100 years ago, like yeah it's a shame but that's life isn't it? we can't all have perfect little lives innit

British people are the most lovely people on earth

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>Ireland not mentioned
nordies SEETHING

Was in a supermarket during the minute silence lads and people were literally standing still for the duration lmao like can you budge over Janet I need to get some milk.

Named a more based minor-royal

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Yes we need to move on now, what happened happened

wasnt ireland literally part of the UK in 1914 though

Yeah those guys are millionaires from embezzled aid money, are corbys donates his wages to the poor

>2:1
pikey tier, 50% of people get at least a 2:1. so you beat the 50% of the class who didn't turn up to class

>what are the famous things there?
for jersey we have some castles, nazi bunkers, beaches. could probably do that all in a couple days.

>have you ever traveled to a country other than your island and uk?
yeah i've been to a few different countries.

Swaziland changed it name???

Hope you all observed the silence at 11am lads

Yeah

was playing fortnite and called someone a nigger lol

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6374771/Thousands-racegoers-celebrate-Melbourne-Cup-Carnival-Stakes-Day.html
ayy woo ladsssssssssss

hope to see a vid of some kid doing a fortnite dance during the silence soon

Cringe and Zoomerpilled

be honest lads if there was a third world war would you sign up to fight? I unironically wouldn't as I don't care about australia enough to die for it

based (fortnite) but also cringe (n word)

Might play a few rounds of BF1, loved the air combat in the attack planes in that.

dutch south africans mentioned

brilliant post

Staff should have booted you out

Of course I would fight and possibly die to protect our multicultural society.

Is there a name for how once the wheels of motion of WW1 started moving there was no way to stop it, it was like it a predetermined future?

Shorty, when you dance, you got me captivated
Just by the way that you keep lickin' them dick suckin' lips, I'm agitated, aggravated
To the point you don't suck my dick, then you're gonna get decapitated
Other words, you don't fuckin' give me head, then I'm have to take it

maintaining a weight too high to enlist or conscripted, me

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>but also cringe (n word)

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it specifically says great britain

do you lads know of anyone in your family who fought in the war?

I'm strongly considering joining the military when I return home from here

Depends entirely on the situation

heard they don't accept virgin freaks in the armed forces so I'm out

Arabs were literally walking around talking during the minutes silence lads, want em out

a big adam's apple means you have bad posture

won't be a third world war. nukes and that. proper boring.

Germany is the cause of all major conflicts and troubles in Europe right up to the migrant crisis and their handling on the EU which is essentially just the German reich but without military.

The sooner we rid the world of German scum the better and Evopra will finally be at peace and live prosperous

They want justice for PALESTINE

Thought you might enjoy this for armistice day, written by Canadian Harold Wood just before leaving for a war from which he would never return:

Why should we fight" he asked me,
"'Cause England is at war?
Why are they fighting now, Dad,
What are they fighting for?
What does it mean to you, Dad,
To babes, and mum, and me?
The Germans won't come here
From away across the sea.
So why should you go there, Dad,
And leave us here to cry?
Is it cause England owns us?
Is that the reason why?"
His eyes look widely at me,
I tightly held my son,
And this is how I answered,
His questions one by one.

"We fight when England calls us,
For in her sacred keep
The ashes of our fathers
Lie in her soil asleep.
And many times for England
They fought that she'd be free,
And they are part of England,
And so, my son, are we.
And some may pass her by, lad,
And some may scorn her hand,
But we must be forever
A part of that fair land.
For everything we have son,
That's good and fine and just
Was washed in British blood
And given to us on trust.

"And we must keep that trust, son,
Against the force of greed.
And fight beside old England
Whenever she's in need.
And once again she's calling
Across the Empire wide,
And all her Empire answers:
"You'll find us at your side"
Oh yes, we're owned by England,
But we own England, too,
As you are part of me son,
And I am part of you"

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fuck all left to defend

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My ancestor :^)

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i thought you hated the globalist menace conner?

WW2 is the only Just War in human history

>still thinking nuclear deterrence is a valid security theory

back to the cold war with you boomer mong

Fucking bastards should be at least showing respect for the Arabs who fought against the Turks with that gay Lawrence fella

Yes. As a leftist who believes in equal rights for all people, I wouldn't hesitate to die for my beliefs of a multicultural future for my country.

Imagine us lot in the trenches ha

Have a day off Rorke, it's not the time

me, im captain darling

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They just shouldn't have been allowed to stay a single country, their population is too large and their right in the middle of Europe giving them easy trade partners all around them. Should have been split up into several states post WW2.

Why is it not valid

yeah. you'll never beat a country to submission if they could nuke you as a last resort.

>it's 7am in the trenches
>the sun is about to come up
>birds are waking up
>peaceful silence is broken with a "It's fucking 7am give it a rest rorke"

probably talking about their plans for hajj the grotty ethnic cunts

I like military stuff and don't really know what else to do with myself that I'd enjoy
When I graduated I was in the process of signing up but my mum told me I should wait and see
Now I've waited and still can't think of anything better
Navy though, not Army

france wanted to partially divide germany into independent states after ww1
y*nks and you lads convinced them not to

Would only consider if it if I could enlist as an officer

No prole tier grunt work for me thanks

unironically true
germany should have been split into bavaria and saxony with the additional parts given to france, belgium, and denmark

We could force Poley onto no man's land to cheer us up

Clearly a big mistake then wasn't it.

As I suspected, Greater London is here

Yeah because seperating a country into smaller countries has worked out GREAT throughout the years

while germany is the root cause of all evil in the modern world today I'm also not in favour of an independent belgian state as it's a contrived non-country

Reckon Theresa is the dullest woman on earth

all of the German people should be forced to move to Ecuador. Germany will be repopulated by the neutral Swiss

i'd sign up to be a drone pilot
all that gaming experience, i'd be highly qualified
not sure my mental health history wouldn't disqualify me from any duty beyond digging latrines or making tea though to be honest

Ah yes let's split up Germany into smaller countries. Would LOVE a middle East shitfest right on our doorstep

they wouldn't shoot out of pity

Why would it be a middle east shitfest?

objectively the causers ww1 and ww2 are the british
if they just kept their noses out of it and let germany smash france we'd all have been better off for it

my late teens: how can I make Germany bigger
my early twenties: how can I make Germany smaller

derby day lads
youtube.com/watch?v=0ms_b_NH3P4

being a literal serial killer is actually a requirement for drone operator positions as you need to kill dozens of random brown civilians each day to meet the quota

The middle east is the opposite of that, poo brain

>I Vow to Thee My Country

BASED

should be our anthem tbqh

Mahrez is going to dab on >mouyes today

We decided to split up the middle East into random arbitrary borders and countries and it turned into the shitfest you see today. Learn history.