How would this go down in your cunt?

they'd cut off his hands with machetes and run off

probably have a scrap and the police would be called but nobody would die or be seriously hurt

>30 years of passive aggressiveness
>either party dies of natural causes
>the remaining neighbour can finally live happily

The dude with an issue holds it in for a couple of weeks, finally decides to tell his wife who writes an "angry" note kindly asking the neighbours to move the couch since it is a fire hazard. Neighbours moves the couch next day and in shame avoids contact until they awkwardly meets some moths later.

We all hate Americans so fucking much but would never tell one in person!

Prolly the same but in spanish

It would've probably taken less time for the shooting here. Also lots and lots of insults and blasphemy.

Now that the dust has settled, who was in the wrong?

The upset man would call the city to take the couch away. Rumours would be spread about the man who left the couch around.

This is common

You all bear a part of the responsibility.

You

Both. All of them were retarded but the victim went full retard

>shot in the back of the head
I blame shotgunguy

kek

Usually for us it's more like taking each other to court but the rest is pretty much identical

apparently the guy who got shot had some serious mental issue with uncontrollable rage. so i think it's mostly his wife's fault for egging him on. maybe he beat her and she wanted him to get shot

>more or less the same but without the shooting involved
this

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Yeah, but with a lot of shouting with faces held an inch apart and moobs stuck out, with some fat chick bulging out of a black mini dress shouting "Less it, Charlie!" and slapping both sides with a handbag. After a bit, they would get tired and one side would wander off while still shouting "Come on, then!" until out of sight of each other. They would then spend the rest of the evening getting pissed, while telling their mates at work about the run in they had with a bunch of wankers and how they 'sorted them out'.

jesus. what was the argument even?

how would what go down in my cunt? post the video.

Where is this taking place lol

>those two bitches lying in the middle of the road in a deadlock for a minute straight while those two have an argument

lol what the fuck is this?

same with knives

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Lmao Denmark does sound a bit grim

Add a Carling and you've got the British

Petty neighbour disputes go to court here as well.

The guy who was screaming like a retard throughout the video, said he was going to kill the 2 armed guys, and then went at them with a bat was probably in the wrong. Also he had a long rap sheet whereas the armed gentlemen had clean records. Boomer and Jr. did good work.

Are americans the way they are because of the english or are the english like this because of american cultural influence?

Who was rigth in the end?

This. The dude literally brought a bat to a gun fight and still confronted them when told they were going to shoot if he gets closer. Other side should have just shot once or twice in the leg or something to stop him

>they fight with fists
>someone calls the cops
>12 cops and a dog arrive
>everyone gets arrested
>that will be a 500 euro fine for breaking someone's nose

Explain this meme

i love how they just stop and appreciate women fighting in the middle of the street

fucking this

Guy with bat. He came closer despite repeatedly being told not to.
The boomers stood their ground. They did literally nothing wrong.

Memes aside, he should have called the cops. The two boomers would have then gotten shot by the police like a black people, which is the most dishonorable way for them to go.

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Potentially similar depending on where

>The two boomers would have then gotten shot by the police l

why would they?
They were literally defending themselves from a schizo.

Good riddance.

Manitoba?

Generally anywhere poor and rural

See

these guys are going to prison

It's England's fault we are this way

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How come most non-americans make fun of us for it instead of thinking they were in the right?

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I think this just proves his point...

give me a quick rundown?

god I wish I had a high test loyal blonde gf like that. brits don't know how lucky they are to have chav girls

>beating up on a guy in his 70s who's been mentally ill for decades and still managed to create some fantastic pop music

>come closer and I will shoot you!
>*comes closer*
Literally, objectively and undeniably should not be wrong.

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Call the police and arrest the guy who's using my dumpster. But this won't ever happen in Switzerland. I never heard of someone having his own dumpster or pointing a gun at someone over a trash dispute

Son should have a zoomer face desu

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what happened to them in court?

not legally justifiable homicide

Does it matter? Hell of a thing, ending a man's life over some garbage.

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like this

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