How do I cash out 3.8 million USD without alerting authorities?

How do I cash out 3.8 million USD without alerting authorities?

I've cashed out some smaller amounts on localbitcoin and have noticed many of the payments I received from cashing out often come from bank account names like "Fake music store", unironically. So I'm guessing they're doing something...

Anyone?

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Give me your private keys and I'll cash it out with the 33% tax rate of my country, then I'll keep 33% myself and send you the rest of it.

You cant.
You gotta fund israel's protection against the palestinians no matter what

TTD

Sorry goy, they'll bleed you dry. No escaping Uncle Sam, unless you want to renounce your citizenship

gifts are taxed faggot

LOOKING FOR THE SUSPECT, AND IM HIM

I know you faggot. This was just such a low quality post so I had to answer low quality.

Long term capital gains is only 25%

Suck it up you're still a multimillionaire

MIND YOU BRANDON

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>cashing out right before the biggest bullrun the world has ever seen

OP
Before the autists took over this board, and normie new blood completely eroded the usability of Jow Forums, anons here knew that an extraordinarily effective way to hide your money was to purchase hashing power on a pool online, and use the hashing power to mine into various wallets for different coins that are not associated to you by name, and use the maximum withdraw allowance of x number of ATMs in your region to withdraw over a (2,300,000 / x / 25000) timeframe.

Loans

Taxation is theft
I am not cashing out totally
Will look into it

Sell it otc for cash.

You’re a degenerate I hope the IRS fucks you with a 10 foot pole.

IRS aren't relevant to me. Enjoy being a lifelong bootlicker. Irony being you're probably too poor to have the worries I have anyway, lmao.

TTD

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Just wait until crypto is the new currency and live off it in the meantime.

Hi man can I have some link

Payfair.io I guess.

But you should still report those gains.

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If US citizen you have 2 options. You can relocate to Puerto Rico and avoid tax there legally. This is a bit expensive as it involves buying a house there and living there for a while. The other way is the Roger Ver route of renouncing citizenship and buying residence in St. Kitts for a couple hundred thousand dollars and cashing out tax free thereafter.

If you are NOT a US citizen you don't have extra-territorial taxes. Simply move to Slovenia, Italy, Singapore and reside there for 6 months and become a tax resident there, sell crypto and pay no tax.

With that kind of money your best bet is to move to Puerto Rico and declare residency there.

Sell on OTC broker like cumberland or btc suisse, wire the funds to your foreign bank account. The broker gonna aml kyc you balls deep though

good thread we can all dream to have these kind of problems, good solutions given,

Alternative move to Germany, make sure you've held coins for a year (if link or req, shouldn't be a problem with those bags) & cash out tax free once singularity has occured

Btc suisse?

TTD
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Lmao

Just pay the tax like a real man (((cuck)))
Shame paul is living up to his name ice by doing meth

Then why don't you solve this yourself Mr. Incredibly Successful and Intelligent Millionaire?

Because of bootlicking cucks like you. Bootlickers not only spread their cheeks at any hint of authority; they also are quick to throw others under the bus too.

go to azia

OP may have a few million, but it will never buy him intellect. Instead of going to an accountant or attorney who specializes in crypto(they do exist),he came here. Good luck.

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That's craaaazy

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I never claimed I was intelligent once. You assumed I am because I have money.

>Going to an accountant to discuss fraud and total tax evasion
Smart one. How is your 200 dollar portfolio doing?

HAMPTON BRANDON YOU ARE HIGH, GO HOME HAMPTOPN YOU ARE HIGH

-Bjorn

>he fell for the israel meme

Bjorn is the content king

Where are you from?

and do you actually want to fraud or do you have the option to do it legally