(Southern_Han)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liu_Chang_(Southern_Han)

>His most favourite Persian was one young girl he nicknamed "beautiful sow" or "Seductive Pig" (媚猪) (Mei Zhu or Mei Chu)

>Liu had sex with the Persian all day and night and his body was physically unable to bear it but his mind was burning with lust for sex, so he turned to people to help him learn jianyang techniques (健阳法) to invigorate his "yang" male energy (jianyang involves increasing men's physical sexual desire and delaying ejaculation and delaying orgasm) so he could manage having sex with her.

Do you have a Mei Chu in your life, Jow Forums?

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>Seductive Pig
What the fuck?

Yes

the persians are an indo-european people

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Liu Chang was a Danish expat, former name Ludwig Changsson

the ass was fat

>beautiful sow
>Seductive Pig

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>Liu doted on this young Persian woman, who was also reportedly sixteen years old. The Persian girl was called a "princess". The Persian girl had olive skin color. Historical records show that Liu Chang spent so much time on the Persian woman engaging in sex games with her that he abandoned government affairs.

>The "Five dynasties and Ten Kingdoms" history described the Persian woman as having copper colored skin and large eyes

is he /ourguy/

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>Liu Chang gave her the nickname Mèi Zhū 媚珠 which meant "beautiful pearl" however the common people hated them and changed it derogatorily to Mèi Zhū 媚猪 which meant "beautiful pig".

>Zhū = Zhū
Mandarin truly is the worst language on the planet. Homophones like their/they're/there can be deduced by context, but there's nothing to discriminate someone saying aloud "we have a shipment of 200 pearls" and "we have a shipment of 200 pigs" on a ship

baserad

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thats what classifiers are for retard

Based and redpilled taste

Persian women are the final redpill

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Yeah like I want to spend time learning 50 classifiers, which is also equally retarded.

>a pig
>a pearl
>a woman
>a woman

Wow language is so hard. Even if you were to multiply that by 2x or 3x the work for European languages that involve grammatical gender, it still wouldn't be retarded. English is a superior language simply because classifying articles are worthless, pointless, and waste much more work than what's necessary. Simple as.

Pearls before swine.

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CARLOS

CARLOS PLEASE FUCKING STOP I CAN’T HANDLE THE PUNS ANYMORE PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP

YOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What the heck?

fuck
nice dubs

i dont get it

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lets nuke chinks and save our race.

Nuking what? Save what?

I don’t get it

Beautiful pearl.

>Russian
>1 race

You have drunk too much Vodka in your life Ivan, hate to say it, but your brain damage is irreparable, you are a brainlet until you die.

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Ur avin gigle mate, You puffta wanka

>but your brain damage is irreparable
Bet nootrope might help.

Seems based to me

nice one

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>our guy
>fucking chink
i'll nuke you one day you're leftwing scum

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Bet you also believe in snake oil...

Snake poison consist many things including healing things.

>The book said if the man won and defeated the woman, they were rewarded, but if the woman won and defeated the man, Liu and Mei Zhu had the man castrated and said that he was a useless waste.
ebin