EU army

What's your excuse for not joining the future European army, user?

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>French rifle

oh no no no no no

I'm too lazy to get Jow Forums.
You are also rarely at home so my wife will never allow me.

I'm not in Europe, and they look gay lmao.

based. pls kick us out

>implying you wont join the EU within the next 10 years

Do you prefer overpriced AK clone?

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I would love to see them trying to put everything under a same standard.

this desu

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Desire for an independent nation state

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>What's your excuse for not joining the future European army, user?
I'm fucking Russian.

>Believing in Italian meme guns

Enlist now and become European.
Escape poverty and ugly commiblocks.
Become a respected Person people look up to.
European Army, the place a boy becomes Man!

Literally nothing wrong with this.

>not fighting for people's basic freedoms

steyr aug is austrian.

agree desu
when I was in the army there was one lesbo officer, she was competent as hell and fully capable of fulfilling her job
still I think it's kinda cringy to put out stuff like that

is this her?

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>yfw no native speaker countries will be a part but the spoken language of a pan euro army would be english

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Become the liberator then :^)

ta ditt liv

yeah sure she is very good at being a military officer in peace time just like she's great at being firefighter when there aren't any fires

what are you accomplishments in life?

posting on sverigetråden.

Cringe. There is nothing wrong with homosexual soldiers if they meet the same standard as normal ones.

officers in the army here get regularly sent to Afghanistan and Mali

For sure being a peacetime POG is a tough life.

I'll loose my citizenship

Ireland is in the eu

faggot

Two shingles with easy to stomp locals?

You talk pretty big for being some fat neck beard without anything in life that is afraid to go out of the house at daylight.

1. how much you pay
2. can i get a sig-550 instaead of whatever shit gun you give
3. can i take it home
4. how long do i need to serve before taking gun home
5. again, can i take it home
6. the gun, can i take it home now.

can't you just become a registered hunter or something

wont get me a free full-auto sig550 to take home

I hate eu and all what it represents

I hope you have real reason for it and not just Jow Forums-memes.

I'm not european, not my problem lol

Even our smallest and most abused colony makes all of Europe speak the way they do, how can continentals compete with the ANGLO way?

well I mean speaking english still kinda makes sense because it's 1/3rd germanic 1/3rd french and 1/3rd latin

I love EU and all what it represents

because the european goverments have never given a fuck about my human right to heterosexuality,intimacy and sexual intercourse with the prime virgin teen girl that i deserve. I have literally missed out on thousands of sex sessions because of my own people,the traitor europeans so i dont give a fuck about europe anymore. I will have a big smile on my face when i will see it becoming a nuclear wasteland. Nuke us someone,thanks!

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t-the eu comissars got him, rip in peace

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>that i deserve
why, exactly?

because i am alive,male and heterosexual you fucking retard

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I have already done my service. Am I part of the EU army now?

But you're unaccomplished, low-test and weak

said the sissy swede. Okay

i'm a girl

girls gave better things to do than browse an autistic site. Show tits and timestamp

>better things to do
like what?

instagram/facebook/clubbing/sucking cocks like all girls do

>FAMAS

not going to make it