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cara

sic semper tyrannis

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You fucks are going to CONTINUE wearing your poppies until I SAY SO.

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Wahey lads.

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4 years since City beat Utd at the emptyhad wtf

sometimes forget how hot, hot things are. struggled to get in the bath. can't imagine being actually burnt. terrifies me honestly.

skyrim came out seven years ago

Didn't buy a poppy because my only opportunity to get one was the £10 or whatever metallic ones sold by kikes

looks cosy don't know what those lads were complaining about

Didn't buy a poppy because I'm not British lol

>not getting the royal legion poppies
Its like you're intentionally trying to sabotage our country.

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didn't get one because im not english

Queenie should have gave you one.

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very interesting and bad picture series

>This is someone's son

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been invited to a ho-down

Genuinely fucking loathe Americans.

Man Uniteds midfield shits all over City's, not a chance City will beat Man united today

genuinely seems older than that really
it looks clunky as fuck

Looked in the archive for the vocaroo about northerners but all of them were dead


have we lost one of the greatest vocaroo recordings of all time?

Need a comfy melancholy animated miniseries in this style. Like Over the Garden Wall but in WW1.

didn't get a poppy because fuck em simple as

I was born in Plymouth but I'm not British. My hometown also doesn't exist anymore.

>the mutt didn't wear one
shocked

because paddy identity revolves around being arseblasted about the british

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Have you ever met a terrorist IRL?

is blackie not wearing a poppy?

All these boys have serious daddy issues so i doubt he was around to give a shit

Did you hear about janny?
Man city signed him for a whopping 0,000,000 salary

Do labourites count.

pirated skyrim, played an hour and deleted it
absolute garbage

why would I get one? Its for the British army not the Irish army

can't you do that in the bush?

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Best ever start to his videos

I remember in high school a polish girl asked me if I used reddit and I was really into rage comics at the time and I wanted to impress her so I asked her "when does the narwhal bacon"

needless to say she was very confused and ignored me for the rest of the year.

I think that moment was when it all started to go downhill for me, what really cemented my status as a pathetic maggot

Pogba was a big loss
But City don't have de bruyne
2-3 Upset man utd

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you'll notice no one asked for your input

That's because Liz took them all by the looks of it.

I've been fortunate enough to not have ran into any antifa

where's her arse?

Wish the royal family would do their fookin' jobs and expel all the wogs and traitors

A few years ago I attended an Oil & Gas industry certification program at Douglas College in Surrey, British Columbia with Michael Zehaf-Bibeau.
A year later he shot up parliament in Ottawa.
It's a small world u kno.

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you should be strung from a street lamp

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durin da wowah

They can't because of this thing called "The English Civil War"

You may have heard of it.

midnight. the narwhal bacons at midnight.

>this is someones daughter

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Mentioned

Sure but they're just so orange and dry and boring compared to the Isles. Wales is Eden.

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how embarrassing must that be

He looks upset...
Why did you do that?

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I don't disagree

This lad gets it

fabricated narration

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don't care this is a free country can say what I want unlike the united caliphate

Defend Gibraltar ALL THE WAY.

What?
But rorke told me it was all peaceful and harmonious before multiculturalism and mass immigration...

We talked about smoking weed and shit.
He was like "dude I smoked hash in jail in Libya"
In hindsight, pretty funny.

business idea: get latino pornstars and put them hijabs

Aye but I wasn't enough of a speccy freak to look into it x

the /b/ catalog lads

do you think me fucking the indian gf in a colonial british army uniform is hot?

Didn't buy a poppy because I'm not going to celebrate losers getting cucked.

I wish the cavaliers won the english civil war

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why do you think I'd have any feelings towards this?

I really wish it was, I've done much cringier shit but this one is the one that haunts me the most, the one that originally damaged my soul

... sounds like a responsible individual...

counter idea: highly accurate and researched colonialism themed porn

t.pat o'connolly county wirral

it's really not that funny mate

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neither are you catyank you insipid swine

was trying to bond with you pal
I like you as a poster

POO!

>tfw zoomer
>most of my cohorts are niggers, spics, Muslims, and asians

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Poor apu

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I just don't see how the conversation would abruptly end there. it just doesn't feel right. why wouldn't you explain yourself? or even laugh it off? seriously, this is like a fake greentext you post on /b/ just to giggle and move on. nobody actually believes it because it just sounds removed from reality. your story read like a comedy sketch

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i'll be 65 years old and playing video games
if i'm not dead by then

didn't feel that way 2bh
>I like you
there's more than one of us, but thanks x
where's she from? West Bengal?

let me guess you're irish

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if you have no borders you have no country

genuinely think rememberance is kind of losing its way in this country.

It seems to be creeping away from remembering those who died in wars and learning from it to try to avoid unnecessary suffering in the future, to a way of virtue signalling and one upmanship.

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>where's she from? West Bengal?
yes

Great way to fuck around and get locked up

God bless

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The man in me will do nearly any task
As for compensation, there's a little he will ask
Take a woman like you
To get through to the man in me.

Storm clouds are raging all around my door
I think to myself I might not take it anymore
Take a woman like your kind
To find the man in me.

But, oh what a wonderful feeling
Just to know that you are near
It sets my heart a-reeling
From my toes up to my ears.

The man in me will hide sometimes to keep from being seen
But that's just because he doesn't want to turn into some machine
Take a woman like you
To get through to the man in me.

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Curries I've had:
>Vindaloo
>Madras
>Pathia
>Masala
>Rogan Josh
>Bhuna
>Balti
>Jalfreezi
>Dopiaza
>Korma
>Kahari
>Phal
>Dansak

I'm practically an expert.
If anyone has any questions curry-related - I'm your man.

proofs pic related lol

fucking weirdo
he used to smoke crack on the vancouver downtown east side
show up to mosques in burnaby and get rowdy
cant make this shit up

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Love Blade Runner. I managed to track down a copy, don't know if it's bootleg or not with the narration track where Harrison Ford just doesn't care.

Sounds good.

Based tucker

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catyank is a rural New Englander probably from NH, MA, or ME
he's probably of Irish ancestry as he has none of the dignity that is inherent to the Anglo-Saxon New Englander