/balk/ - Balkan Thread

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Tirana is a shithole, please don't come visit

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Δεύτερος για δώσε kομμουνιστιkές πατούσες

@Marlboroboi

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We know and we won't lmao

Μοιάζει με μια που ξέρω αυτή

>things fyromgay and pshek don't want you to see

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>Belgrade is not the most developed city in the balka-

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Comparison of Balkan capitals v 1.0

9 totally random views, 3 from the centre/old town; 3 from the commieblock neighborhoods; 3 from the suburbs

My opinion:

All these cities look pretty much similar. The commieblock neighborhood in Skopje seems to be the best maintained, also the house district in the Macedonian capital has the highest quality houses. On the other hand, the house district in Sofia has newer sidewalks.
Out of the center parts, Tirana looks the most cozy, but I guess weather plays a big role here. Also the best sidewalks are in the centre of Tirana. Sofia looks the most "urban", though, with tall and quite sophisticated buildings. Overall they're all pretty similar.

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Look at that chest dude

pshek delivers

>most developed city in the balka-
Literally not even an accomplishment. It can't compete with actual European cities like Budapest.

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btw fyrombey can compare Warsaw with Belgrade and Moscow

Make one for the center of each cities user.

what do you mean, you want 9 pics from the city centres?

>tfw your city is literally falling apart
>inb4 /balk/ brainlets are impressed by Skopje's cringy styrofoam center

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>Lobotomija

Literally anywhere I drop the pin in Belgrade I know it's gonna be 1st world and better than Budapest

And the best parts are not even on street view. Is there any part in Budapest where you can sit on a hill and watch 2 giant rivers, an island, forests and skyscrapers? Budapest is too provincial for that

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Μαλάkα τι τους έkανε τους γαύρους το σιπτάρι

In one picture we see 4 types of architecture and more history than any other balkan shithole.
- The mosque, characterizing the muslim part of the country
- The clock tower, which is the simbol of the city (built 1822)
- The italian architecture (yellow building), build by world renown italian architects. (modern Tirana city plans were thrown into paper by Italian designers)
- The modern - Depicted by the skyscarper 5 star hotel (the most modern in the balkans)
- And the cherry on top, Skenderbeg statue, our national and beloved hero.
What does skopje have? A boat and styrofoam '''ancient''' buildings lmao. It literally has a statue called 'man on a horse'

Belgrade boulevards are wide with 1st grade infrastructure, you feel very comfy in it

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One picture is enough
Make the picture of the entrance of the center, so we can see most of it.

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there is the picture

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Who is the man on the horse? Is it Skanderberg?
>In one picture we see 4 types of architecture and more history than any other balkan shithole.

Plovdiv has more btw.

The Magyar is is AWE of the sheer size of Belgrade

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This is outdated, it doesn't look like that now

Not that you'd know as a provincial subhuman

>Literally anywhere I drop the pin in Belgrade I know it's gonna be 1st world and better than Budapest
Time to stop baiting, fyromgey, this isn't even funny. You literally can't find neighborhoods that look like this in the center of Budapest.

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> Is it Skanderberg?
The man himself
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Commie blocks in Belgrade - literally perfect maintenance

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I'm sorry but I'm not going to cherrypick anything. I choose only random photos.

your mom was in AWE at the sheer size of dick LMAOOOO KID

>/balk/ is just le look at a streeview of my cunt thread
what the fuck happened

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Kek

>Servoid NPCs don't understand aesthetics
Heheh, fyromGAY BTFO

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If I told you a country could be this rich without EU gibs or natural resources like Russia, would you believe it?

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Skenderkari po e prish pamjen krejt

t. Mehmed II

If I were an ugly girl I'd create an account on skyscrapercity. I'd get an unimaginable amount of attention from infrastructure autists anyway.

Yeah I know, that's why I want you to pick the entrance
of the city centers and take a picture of it so we can see what's there.

Why do Albanians have the bird user? Did you just take it for the reason of "because''?

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but it wouldn't be random, also I'm sure everyone has a different notion of "entrance"

Maybe, but Serbia certainly isn't one of those countries.
Lose weight and become a trap.

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it's an eagle and it symbolizes the albanian bravery and freedom, where as the red of the flag symbolised the blood spilled by albanians to achieve that freedom

>bald trap with a Slavic potato face

that's not gonna work

Belgrade: hills, flatlands, old town, new town, old buildings, commie buildings, 2 major rivers, islands

Budapest: one tiny riverlet and some german-built buildings, zero diversity or sight seeing

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TURKey.

>bald
Estrogen makes hair grow, I think. Also, you can always buy a wig.
>with a Slavic potato face
Being an ugly girl >>> Being an ugly dude

The 2 heads symbolise the 2 albanian dialect groups, the toks and gegs. They have their differences but at the end of the day we're still albanian and we're still one. Together we will spill blood to protect the motherland

>this picture will make the magyar happy

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>Estrogen makes hair grow, I think.

nope, androgenic alopecia destroys hair follicles forever

;_;

The mag*or citylet literally CAN NOT compete with the YUGOSLAVIC ubermensch

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Take away Sandzak, Kosovo, and FYROM, and that's the maximum natural extent of Servia. It's pretty much historical luck that Servia got so large, and it's only a return to normality that it shrinks every 5 years.

Tiny beta Buda*est vs BELGRADE GIANT

Imagine what this will look like when BW is built in the background

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>zero diversity
Literally kys lmao. Look at this H I L L.
>tfw it's the 11th November and people are celebrating
: (
Buy a wig, then. Don't give up, Pshek. You can make some man very happy.

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tell me again how inflation has been so "low" for the last 5-6 years
just not long ago this meme map was showing salaries in the range of 300
what the fuck is this

Imagine if somehow they would lose vojvodina. The memes would be too much kek

>implying Belgrade can even compete with this

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Fyrombey or someone could make me happy by comparing Warsaw, Belgrade and Moscow following the same pattern I did

3/10 bait

Comparing cities like Moscow or even Warsaw with B*lgrade is pointless.

Hilltop with GIANT fortress overlooking Danube and Sava merging in one

This is the best view in all of Eastern Europe

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gib dhurata dora pls

nope it does make sense, all these cities are big and rich capital cities

why do you even like that kosovar immigrant whore

>The tiny Mag*ar townlet virgin could ever compete with the BELGRADE Chad megacity

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>random
Its the best way to see if a city is developed user. I mean its fair, as just clicking on a random spot.
What's gonna happen if you click on some shitty ghetto, but click on another country's well developed part?

I still don't know why the Macedonian beats himself to roads and bike lanes. The quality of a city is also measured by how well its canalization is, the air quality, job prospect, pretty women etc
So it has nothing to do with Byzantium? Okay that's nice.
Skanderberg seems pretty based tho.

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i'll knife you if you diss the kosovar angel one more time i swear

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>ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3698008/
Mean : (
>monuments and achitecture of historical relevance, literally on par with Vienna
>nature
>beautiful parks
>good infrastructure
>perfect facades
>exemplary modern achitecture
Is Budapest the best city in Eastern Europe?

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what do Albanians and Hungarians feel while listening to this song?

>So it has nothing to do with Byzantium?
nothing at all

>This view of the YUGOSLAVIC capital makes the Mag*ar shriek

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how does Orban support Hungarians in Serbia? do you have a Hungarian passport?

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>implying
It can only make me laugh.

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Can you compare Sofia and Skopje?
Plovdiv and Zagreb would be nice too.

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30 points is almost nothing

When the magyar drives down from the north he is AWE at the size of Chadgrad

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hahahahah rusi na aparatima

He made it easier to get a citizenship back in 2011. Took me only few months to get a citizenship.
>that tiny poorfag parliament
LOL.

so close

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>S*rb not posting the most important one

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>this property price to income ratio

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Thanks pal.
Does this calculator also calculate criminality?
Which capital in the Balkan is the safest?
You should compare Belgrade to Budapest just to rub it in the Macedonian.

Average block in Belgrade: bike paths, new buildings, new roads, big cars, perfect lawns

How can Buda*est even come close even with 20 years of EU gibs? LOL

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Fyrombey is 100% baiting at this point

hahahahhahahahhaha

this ranking is funny

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based

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>New giant glass buildings

>6 lane boulevards

>Perfect maintenance

It's an insult to compare CHADGRAD to little BudaPEST

It'd be a better comparison with a real city like Warsaw

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>those uglyass buildings
Hungarians actually know how to make modern architecture fit in. Stop baiting now, fyromgay.
Also, see

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>london
>climate index
>very high

world class rock bands

Yugoslavia: Divlje Jagode, Kerber, Bijelo Dugme, ITD Band, Riblja Corba, Leb i Sol, Grupa Zana, Aerodrom, Time, Plavi Orkestar, Idoli

Hungary: Edda, Omega

Why is Hungarian rock culture so poor?

they don't have winters

>This CONFUSES and ENRAGES the Cath*lic subhuman

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dont forget this croat qt
youtube.com/watch?v=VJkTw1eYIBE

>F-fyrumbey is baiting, no way Belgrade is more developed than Buda*est

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Because rock is for plebs.
>unfinished Orthodog church with no facade
It does make me kind of angry.

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Hungarian girls are repulsive

Thank God I live in a Slavic country. Maybe I won't have a gf but at least I can look at nice girls everywhere.

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