Does your cunt have nude beaches?

Yes but it's mostly just 70 year old G*rman tourists who use them.

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Yes they're private beaches though

Imagine her naked

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I wish to be holding their hand

You don't have to, everyone's already seen that old photo from the 70s.

Daily reminder that for a spezi and a bag of walkers you could force your superior American shaft up this flower of Hamburg’s anus and stir last night’s Frikadellen

yes right I've seen it but forgot about it

Nordic cunts are pretty famously chill about skin.

There's a nude beach in San Francisco near where I live. It's just old, naked gays.

There are very very few, and, no, the Germans haven't discovered them; they know many in places with warmer weather

Actually nudist culture is probably a thing in northern Europe because the angle of the Sun at that latitude is pretty low so you have little risk of skin cancer. I don't think you'd want to try that in Australia.

yes, but not only nude beaches... there's nothing NSFW or even bad about being naked.

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Yeah it's like that.

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And probably because it's dark 20 hours a day during wintertime.

if I went to Germany and got naked on the beach, would people stare at me?

Yes but they aren't common.

for other reasons maybe

not true en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gunnison_Beach
dont go there btw its prob like all gay guys
they ruin everything

I think there's one. I can only imagine the horrific sights you'd see there.

If they're Ossis, probably not. Germs from Catholic regions are more prudish and they don't tend to be into FKK.

80% of your coastline is in the fucking Arctic.

Nude beaches in the US are often 18+ and they're usually gay pickup spots. If not that, it's just baby boomers who no longer give a fuck.

I read some article somewhere about how Ireland recently opened its first-ever nude beach.

>Catholic germans at the coastline
American education

wowie

im going to the local one this spring,

I'm capable of using a map, Osman. I'm well aware that Bavaria is not on the coast.

I guess they have the Caspian Sea and Ukraine's beaches before shit went down there.

Looking for a nice twink to butt-buggle, eh?

I remember one time.
I used to live in a cheap hotel.
I had to attend a German tourist, she was a girl.
I speak a little bit of German, and when we first started the converstation I said Verstehst du Englisch?
I was planning on having a small conversation in German to practice it.
But instead of getting a normal answer.
She replied was?
So I repeated myself, and she stared at me for 5 seconds at my eyes like she had autism.
What the fuck, why do Germans stare so much?

Naked children are frequent sight on our beaches although it becomes gradually less common the older they get. I was on beach last summer and one girl of about 10 took her swimsuit off and hung it to dry on tree branch. She was naked for about an hour and a half although a lot of that time she had a towel on.

it is fake though

It is. Lake Kontstanz.

7/10

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look at those bears.

>giving that spammer (Yous)
How about not.

I wish you went to them and saw that.

But you'll probably see this instead.

I never did get Anglo prudery.

I've always been jealous of the socially-acceptable nudity of European countries. I wish I could have experienced it, but I'm an American, and nothing is ever going to change that about me. Maybe some day, the people of my own country will begin to realize that there's nothing wrong with being naked and free every once in a while, but as of now, the US is still one of the most repressive places outside of the Middle East when it comes to body freedom. I doubt I'll see a significant change of opinion in my own lifetime.

I hope not.

France has the best nude beaches that aren't swarmed by faggots. Italians are also a very rare sight, thankfully

t. does not live in California

IDK, public toplessness is legal in the state of New York, but I never see anyone actually do it except hambeast feminists.

What are you trying to say here? California definitely has clothing-optional beaches, but overall, nudity is by no means of the imagination considered to be normal there. It's simply not an occasional part of everyday life like it is in places that are more free.

I live in San Franfreako and sadly I wish this was true.

I'll give you a (You) instead :X

user is pretty dumb since most of the people who would get naked in public are the kind you really don't want to see naked anyway.

It varies a lot more than you think. Germany (not the Catholic parts though) and Scandinavia are the most nude-friendly cunts and probably Czechia. Most of the Mediterranean cunts are more prudish and I'm pretty sure so are the Netherlands and England.

I live in CA and yeah, it really is just gays and aging hippies you see at nude beaches.

WTF I LOVE CALI NOW

You can just go to an Ossi beach for that, no need to go all the way to Cali.

Hence

thats fake

In Italy women go to the African drug dealer park and strip naked there instead

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No obviously. But I swimmed nude sometimes in Greece. Its fun

>Bologna
not surprising

It might be that she just legit didn't understand you though. I met this danish girl that thought she talked fluent norwegian because her grandma was norwegian. She insisted to the point of anger that she talked perfect norwegian but we could barely understand what she was saying. If you don't know what you don't know then there's no limit to how wrong you can be.

Both yes and no, on one side I think the concept is much more accepted here since we have things like saunas and such. On the other side you will probably never see a topless woman on the beach here, unlike france/spain/italy where it's common.