/brit/

When I was 5 years old my cisgendered uncle said I was the cutest little boy he’d ever seen. My reaction that day has defined who I am today.

“You’ve got it all wrong-” I said to him, standing from the sandbox.

“I’m an adult woman; but you wouldn’t understand that, would you? You weren’t born in the skin of a person you’re not, were you?”

“I-I-“ he stammered, sweating at my profound declaration.

“You’re one of the lucky ones, papa morris. Perhaps one day you’ll be able to understand how I feel everyday. Hopefully someone will….” I said, dropping the yellow shovel onto the grass and walking away.

Fast forward 12 years: I'm an adolescent woman now. I am in love. My husband, Vanessa, is a pangendered, asexual aromantic who I can honestly say understands me. Life is perfect; I'm finally happy.

You can not be AGGRO LOUIS

just copped this

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shut up youre not funny

we all do user

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*crashes into thread*
Alright whos the biggest hardest lad in /brit/?

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I'm not here to ENTERTAIN YOU you little faggot

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>“I’m an adult woman; but you wouldn’t understand that, would you? You weren’t born in the skin of a person you’re not, were you?”
>“I-I-“ he stammered, sweating at my profound declaration.
"I've been found out", thought uncle Shekelstein.

then what are you here for

Do I seem like I'm trying to be FUNNY to you?

reckon it was you before i entered the thread

unfunny illiterate mental retard

Not hard right now but give me a viagra and I’ll be REALLY hard.

how does it feel that every single reply you've ever received is negative and everyone ITT passionately hates you

yes you're trying really hard

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Running my fucking show, Goober

ooh ooh, I know!

they virgins who gives a fuck what they think

>FUNNY
What the fuck is FUNNY?
Who cares about FUNNY.
You fucking Mouthbreathing Retard.
Go play Video Games.

Czechlad is my friend

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ever considered running it in /cum/?

Ever considered SUICIDE?

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im not a gamer im a proud gamer

Maybe the real things that thrill us were the 500 years we got in prison along the way.

>czech
you really are a dimwitted little scrote

No he's not he's a pisswhistling fuckaroo.

hhahahahahahaa

why /brit/? youre not british and you dont understand the culture despite using our slang like a weak minded cuck

thinking about niggers again lads

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SEETHING
EFFEMINATE
BRITISH
SOYIM

ITS OVER FOR YUH

Best Louie Theroux ep?

this ain't his first gimmick

Well that's like... your opinion man

weak minded cuck?
You cant even string a COHERENT SENTENCE at a TENTH GRADE LEVEL you fucking IDIOT.
Get the FUCK outta my face. Read a fucking BOOK.

youtube.com/watch?v=HpY3ggKAPIE

thats a very simple phrase that someone without mental retardation could parse without issue

33 years old

Have to be up in 5 hours for work, not even slightly buzzed but have enormous kidney pain

lost my virginity to my mum

Fun fact, blind King John of Bohemia was killed at the Battle of Crecy in 1346 when he fought for the French in the Hundred Years War.

Sitting down with a bottle o' knobgoblin and watching my daily dose of lewis thorough

lol at how he stopped doing the capitals when i made fun of it

the original jimmy saville documentary
it's all so fucking blatant

shut up you tiresome nutcase. acting hard day in day out as if a tough man such as yourself would spent almost all his life here spamming with proxies. you're laughable. fuck off

doing a watch of the New Louis Thorax poly documentary

>Have an exaggerated sense of self-importance
>Have a sense of entitlement and require constant, excessive admiration
>Expect to be recognized as superior even without achievements that warrant it
>Exaggerate achievements and talents
>Be preoccupied with fantasies about success, power, brilliance, beauty or the perfect mate
>Believe they are superior and can only associate with equally special people
>Monopolize conversations and belittle or look down on people they perceive as inferior
>Expect special favors and unquestioning compliance with their expectations
>Take advantage of others to get what they want
>Have an inability or unwillingness to recognize the needs and feelings of others
>Be envious of others and believe others envy them
>Behave in an arrogant or haughty manner, coming across as conceited, boastful and pretentious
>Insist on having the best of everything — for instance, the best car or office
>Become impatient or angry when they don't receive special treatment
>Have significant interpersonal problems and easily feel slighted
>React with rage or contempt and try to belittle the other person to make themselves appear superior
>Have difficulty regulating emotions and behavior
>Experience major problems dealing with stress and adapting to change
>Feel depressed and moody because they fall short of perfection
>Have secret feelings of insecurity, shame, vulnerability and humiliation

same :(

literally the average woman

Wish I was on The Apprentice, would easily win the lot and shag sabrina

Me three minus the kidney pain

>parse
me use big word me smart guy now
straight the fuck up put a gun in your mouth

cool vlog

Hard question, Louis is usually Kino.
My personal favourites are A Different Brain, Extreme Love - Dementia, Louis and the Nazis, Vegas, Miami Prison
Jimmy Saville one is interesting in retrospect, kind of unsettling in a way

>...for all that he was nigh blind, when he understood the order of the battle, he said to them about him: 'Where is the lord Charles my son?' His men said: 'Sir, we cannot tell; we think he be fighting.' Then he said: 'Sirs, ye are my men, my companions and friends in this journey: I require you bring me so far forward, that I may strike one stroke with my sword.' They said they would do his commandment, and to the intent that they should not lose him in the press, they tied all their reins of their bridles each to other and set the king before to accomplish his desire, and so they went on their enemies. The lord Charles of Bohemia his son, who wrote himself king of Almaine and bare the arms, he came in good order to the battle; but when he saw that the matter went awry on their party, he departed, I cannot tell you which way. The king his father was so far forward that he strake a stroke with his sword, yea and more than four, and fought valiantly and so did his company; and they adventured themselves so forward, that they were there all slain, and the next day they were found in the place about the king, and all their horses tied each to other.
Is this why Czechanon is so eternally butthurt?

they are predisposed to cluster B disorders more than men

Imagine repeatedly paying for VPNs so you can continue posting in a general that actively despises you

>straight the fuck up put a gun in your mouth
now who's the dullard who can't strimg a coherent sentence together haha

You don't know what hard is you little faggot.
You kids are pampered little fucking babies out there.
You would get stomped the fuck out and murdered at any pub around here.
Believe it. Absolutely. Kill Yourself.

hmm, interesting point
but on the other hand... kill yourself

This sounds like literally everyone, including (You), the person reading this.

When will brits answer for tricking the US into WWI with the fake Zimmerman telegram?

I want to lick the mustard from Emma Watson’s anus.

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doubt he pays

schizo is definitely a basket case only lack of peer affection and a no touch policy with your mum can bring about

I am sad
I feel that the future is hopeless and that things cannot improve
I am bored and dissatisfied with everything
I am a complete failure as a person
I am guilty, I am being punished
I would like to kill myself
I used to be able to cry but now I am beyond tears
I have lost interest in other people
I can't make decisions
I can't eat
I can't sleep
I can't think
I cannot overcome my loneliness, my fear, my disgust
I am fat
I cannot write
I cannot love
My brother is dying, my lover is dying, I am killing them both
I am charging towards my death
I am terrified of medication
I cannot make love
I cannot fuck
I cannot be alone
I cannot be with others
My hips are too big
I dislike my genitals

why dont you make your own threads? its very inconsiderate to ruin ours like a refugee

If it weren't for us, Arizona would be German-speaking Mexican territory

You're welcome

seriously doubt it
/brit/ is an autism general

Shut up virgin

It worked didn't it :^)

the Anglo seeks the destruction of America

wow. look at this angry, try hard reply. keep going im laughing here

Cause I make more use of this platform than you retards know how to
without me it would be 90%
>doing a poo lads poo willy lmfao girl rejected me on tinder blah fucking blah blah
shut up, kill yourself. never reply to me again.

4 minutes in and this documentary is hard to watch. The father is an obvious cuck and he doesn't like it. His wife seems like a bitch who just wants to sleep around whilst her husband IT programmer pays for it all

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all the free services are banned on the chon

strong lagers? big fan

South african jew is pissed of

stop replying to him, giving him a name, and constantly referring to him
sad pricks

You're not laughing. You have nothing to say.
You're acting like the smug little passive aggressive faggot you are because you know I'm right.
Soft cunt.

What are Israeli drinks like?

when will yanks apologise for directly causing ww2, the destruction of europe and of 6 million jewish people by vetoing the partition of germany at the end of ww1?

Kill all Jews

but nobody wants to read your posts
maybe if you make your own threads some of your countrymen will take an interest in what you have to say

impossible

Are you one of the countries that we built a glorious utopia in, then left, and it went immediately to shit?

not if you have a pass
but even then most of the free ones were spammed with jailbait so it's not even worth it