I want a Portuguese gf

I want a Portuguese gf.

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why

I am a portuguese girl.

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Ultra Hairy Pussy and moustache

nice

All males feel a natural need to find a wife and reproduce, and it happens that I find Portuguese features very attractive.
Hello there qt (:

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>girl
Boy ((girl))

There's alot of tugas in france

That's true. But they're not concentrated in any particular region, so as far as I remember I've only met one person of Portuguese descent, but it was a guy. A cute one though, I would've probably dated him if he were a girl. It just wasn't meant to be.

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I thought you frogs were all about fucking other boys.

Well, France is still nominally a Catholic country. Most of the population is irreligious nowadays, but much of the mindset and traditions remain. So I'd wager than openly gay people are still rarer than in Britain.

tfw no peruvian gf

sucks balls boye

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Are you sure you want one. Princess syndrome user.
I had a hard time with several GF's because of this.

>Princess syndrome
What is that?
Also, they can't be as bad as French women.

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then move to portugal

I can't. I'm a law student with no money.

Every single girl thinks they're the best shit ever.

Yeah, I believe it's the same everywhere in the West. One has to deal with this somehow.

It's worse here desu.

How come? French women have put me through hell, user. It's all so tiresome.

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Here is how it works here

>Not to worry, I'll break it down for you. With my simple guide, you'll be meeting portuguese girls in no time at all! The next time you see an atractive portuguese girl, follow these simple steps:

>Find out who she is, and what friends you have in common with her. If you don't have any friends in common, game over.
>Ask your mutual friend to introduce you. If your mutual friend is not there, not available or not willing, game over.
>Don't make a move. If you make a move, probably game over.
>Assuming the conversation is going well, propose that you should meet again. Get her number. If she doesn't give you her number, try facebook. If that doesn't work, game over.
>Once you have her number, send her a message at the end of the night saying how nice it was to meet her and that you should get together sometime. If she doesn't reply in 1-2 days, game over.

cont

>Keep sending messages during the week. Facebook works quite well, too. Don't be pushy, because if you are, game over.
>The weekend is coming! Ok, start steering those messages towards a Friday night date. If the mid week date went well, now is the time to invite her out to dinner!
>If you suceed in taking her out to dinner, things are looking well. During this night you should try to kiss her. I don't have any specific pointers here, except this: If, after dinner, she proposes to meet with her friends who are at another bar/restaurant do your best to kiss her before this happens (perhaps propose another bar that you've been meaning to see), otherwise you'll never have a chance.
>Propose that you should go to your house. If she says no (very likely), it's not game over, but you're not getting laid tonight.
>Repeat steps 7-11 until she agrees to go to your house or invites you to hers. Should take about 2-3 weeks.

I want a life

Damn. What about clubs, is it hard to pick up girls there?

lmao Portuguese people are closed as fuck.

You go out with your friends and people go out with their friends. Interactions are minimal, even while drunk.

However! There is a chance. Here are the people who have a chance here if they're foreigners. Not in looks, since Portugal has people looking Med to Nords, look don't matter much (you have be a minimal white though, or good luck).

Girls go crazy over

>Italians
>Some Scandis
>Some French
>Some Spaniards

That's it. Basically Italians from what I see, are the ones that get more after us.

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I want a French westernised sandnigger gf

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>You go out with your friends and people go out with their friends. Interactions are minimal, even while drunk.
I'm surprised, because we're supposedly colder than you guys, yet being outgoing in clubs is fairly normal here. Well, thanks for the advice, I'll keep it in mind when I inevitably visit your country on a road trip.

We're outgoing when we interact that's true. But that's it. After that we return to the same old same old. Once you made a group of friends, it sticks. I was what we called "popular" in high school here and the people I knew, even after years still have the same closed group, minus some changes in BF or GF.

For example people go to clubs here and stick in their groups. Of course there a lot of people who reach out to others, but it's a minority. Clubs are for meeting friends of friends and then try your luck. You're already going with a pretty good idea of who's gonna be there so you can try your luck.

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based portuguese girls
fornication is SATANIC

how the fuck can this old bitch compete with Irene?

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>Southerners are ugly

No shit

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>>Some Spaniards
Which one? I remember when I went out in Porto to some night club/ bar, long time ago now, everybody stood in small cliques of 3-4 people, barely looking at each other, it was hilarious. It's the same here to some extent though, but not that exaggerated, and there's still some mingling. The only girls we talked to that night were foreigners, not surprisingly.