>you wake up in australia
You wake up in australia
Parker Long
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Anthony Bailey
>going into the waters of far north Australia
What a fucking idiot. Thousands of kilometers of coastline and she chooses the one place notorious for sharks and crocs.
David Jones
Anyway, further context.
foxnews.com
>Melissa Brunning, 34, was on a yacht in the remote Kimberley region in the northwest part of the country, located about 1,550 miles north of Perth, when she tried to hand-feed up to four tawny nurse sharks swimming around her boat.
>Brunning told the West Australian that she didn't realize she shouldn’t hand feed a shark, until the animal became "like a Hoover," sucking her right index finger into its mouth full of rows of razor-sharp teeth.
>“I think the shark was in shock as much as I was ... the only way I can describe it is this immense pressure and it felt like it was shredding it off the bone,” she told the paper. “I came up and I was like, ‘I’ve lost my finger, my finger’s gone.’”
Josiah Gomez
all women should be sent to the coast of far north Australia to be consumed by the myriad horrors of the animal kingdom
Oliver Davis
actually hilarious
Brandon Parker
Jesus, this looks like a state propaganda channel more than a news station.
Nathaniel Robinson
>Lost a finger by getting it sucked off by a “nurse” shark
Worth it
Cooper Sullivan
kek, Lockie will seethe when he finds this thread.
Michael Jones
it basically is
John Brown
So does it mean the shark didn't kill her as it normally would, it just dragged her to the crocs and they ate her? Well that's a plot twist.
Josiah Clark
Just found it a bit weird, don't usually read part the article when it comes to news sites.
Watching this, pretty funny in a corny sort of way.
youtube.com
Nah, a shark sucked her finger a bit too hard when she tried to feed one and the waters that far north are known to have crocs about. A bit of an overstatement but not entirely wrong.
Gavin Collins
That’s because it literally is? Do you honestly believe that any media station here in the U.S factually reports the news?
Jeremiah Jackson
>she didn't realize she shouldn’t hand feed a shark, until the animal became "like a Hoover," sucking her right index finger into its mouth full of rows of razor-sharp teeth.
how fucking dumb do you have to be
Parker Mitchell
Nathaniel Rivera
>Brunning told the West Australian that she didn't realize she shouldn’t hand feed a shark
how fucking retarded do you have to be jesus.
Logan Harris
>tawny nurse sharks
Did they make fun of her penis too?
Gavin Anderson
>she didn't realize she shouldn’t hand feed a shark
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Benjamin Hernandez
Daniel Edwards
notallsharks#
Angel Miller
I swear Shark attacks have been appearing every day or so in the news for a while.
And yet (((Bob Katter))) warns us its the crocodile population thats exploding. Obviously working for the (((shark))) lobby
Ryder Allen
did you just sharksplain to me?
Brayden Richardson
Baswd Bob
youtu.be
Samuel Adams
Are shark attacks the equivalent of mass shootings?
Daniel Evans
>ask Australian poster how he can bear to live in a country with footlong spiders
>he asks me how I can live in a country with bears as if that's remotely comparable
Charles Turner
Sharks literally dindu nuffin. You're more likely to die on the toilet than in a shark attack
Jaxson Diaz
Nah, strawberry attacks are.
Matthew Reyes
>muh c-class e-celebs
Christopher Rodriguez
She sounds really stupid
Chase Walker
>we
Justin Smith
Fake news, crocodiles are a species of peace and are merely protecting their already encroached territories.
David Lee
>no trigger discipline
would never ever trust this man
Liam Turner
Chase Williams
holy shit
Blake Foster
Benjamin Perry
>t. nurseoid
Aiden Miller
This is as funny as the Australian faggot who died after injecting silicone in his scrotum to please his boyfriend who had a big genitals fetish.
Jace Smith
>prolapsing shark anus
William Lewis
we have the same kind of brainlets but they go into the mountains and die because of being dumb
Juan Phillips
Michael Ortiz
Jaxson Myers
Cameron Cox
wait what?
Landon Robinson
Why are homosexuals so deviant and degenerate? Like fine, fuck eachother in the ass but stop doing stupid shit like this god damn
William Thompson
its fucking australia, i thought all the dumb fucks died a long time ago.
Xavier Barnes
durrrr i sug woman finger :DDDDDD taste vary gudd :DD
Grayson Hernandez
Juan Diaz
All the details surrounding their relationship are truly sordid except this one due to its comedic implications
Easton Baker
Absolute masterpiece
Austin Mitchell
Crocodiles can live in salty water?
Brody Hall
Is this the same shark that laughs at Australian dicks ?
Adrian Perez
Heh
Ryan Murphy
Only superior people are fit for living in the mountains :)
Ryan Cook
WHAT THE FUGG
Lincoln Smith
Salt water crocs can
And they're the big ones which actively try to hunt you unlike sharks and kill you by grabbing you and rolling you around underwater until you drown
Luis Campbell
Based sharks killing wh*Teys
Daniel Long
The video is fun
Noah Bailey
Unironically the one time the 50Y meme made me chuckle.
Carter Perez
>Opinion Done Right.
wew
Gavin Kelly
>convicts came from England to Australia
American education.
Caleb Phillips
>Get shitposted
Isaiah Torres
Oh Good Lord
Anthony Stewart
Hue hue hue
Josiah Campbell
>she didn't realize she shouldn’t hand feed a shark
Mustard race, everyone.
Jackson Torres
nice
Dominic Miller
absolute unit
Brayden Evans
based BLACK sharks removing wh*Toids
Matthew Martinez
en.wikipedia.org
How have you never heard of these? They're the biggest reptiles on the planet
Jason Clark
i sense a conflict of interest with this guy
Liam Smith
I think you'll find they are known as great WHITE sharks
Nathaniel Flores
great wh*tes are actually pussies. everyone knows (BLACK) bvll sharks are the deadliest sharks to wh*Teoids.
Nolan Ross
>fisherman promoting increased fishing
Hmmmmmm...
Jeremiah Davis
needs the aussie flag on the girl
Lucas Bailey
Fuck you for doing this to me
Easton Garcia
Nice. Another cool wine aunt less in this world...
Joseph Stewart
>Wake up in Australia
>Get Killed by a stingray
Xavier Kelly
that's crossing the fucking line cunt, he was like a god on earth to us
Thomas Williams
VERY nice
Ethan Jones
Real gods don't die
Ryder Williams
he lives on in each of us
Christopher Nelson
Does his spirit live inside of your mom's vagina?
Charles Ramirez
oh god it's beautiful
Josiah Stewart
nice
Nathaniel Ward
my dick lives in your mum's vagina
Cooper White
...
Dominic Cruz
>Opinion Done Right.
wow