How come you guys hate burgers and make fun of us for eating them and even call us burgers?

nuevamente, ojala tu abuelita vea tu post y te de chancletazos por weebo

See
and bonus points for seeing

las croquetas de porotos quedan buenisimas, just saying

guacamole/avocado on a burger is so good

Burgers are awesome.

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Nothing wrong with burgers (food), but it oughtn't be all one eats.

All I eat is chicken sangas these days.

I do not think it possible to actually dislike a nice burger. Calling americans burgers has a lot to do with your junkfood culture.

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that burger looks really good.

a burger makes a nice meal when disassembled
the problem is cramming it to ones mouth

They are the epitome of unhealthy food and very representative of American cuisine. Do the math.

Why would you disassemble a burger, are you a fucking limpwristed homo?

It's really difficult to bite such an oversized sandwich like the one in the OP

Burger means citizen in German and Dutch.

So you're literally American burgers.

I wish I could eat burgers once and while, but I need to stay trim.

Why not eat half a burger?

>not finishing what you started
Miss me with that gay shit.

Why not eat a smaller burger?

For the same reason that a white woman will go for the big black cock: its not good for her but it at least will be more satisfying than the little white pecker.

You can give the other half to someone else

Sharing is illogical and goes against human nature.

We share a lot of things all the time, dummy

its not real food, only underaged or manchildren like it
i mean look at this postthis is your avarage american

The only thing I have against it is that shitty bread. Bet its unhealthy af. They're good sometimes though

But I LOVE burgers!

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I've seen a lot of posts raving on about Five Guys but that looks pretty bad

>be American
>got the flu 6 years ago and still living in poverty as a result
>can not afford a decent holiday
>have to settle for Greenland
>they won't let you take your gun or 4L cup of diet coke on the plane
>Arrive in Nuuk, Greenland
>remember to ask your lawyer if you can sue for false advertising
>it's not green
>it's too cold for your crocs and cargo shorts
>try to ask a local for directions to a well heated McDonalds or Burger King, whatever the locals reccomend
>local stabs you with spear
>he accidentally mistook your loud sounds, fat rolls, and brown skin for those of a walrus
>upon realizing his mistake he is overcome with guilt
>invites you to his house for dinner
>approaching a diabetic coma you agree
>he takes his shoes off at the door
>Fuck that
>he boils something called a 'kettle' instead of using a superior microwave to make coffee
>ask him what's for dinner
>suaasat, a whale meat soup
>trembling in a spastic rage you loudly refuse to eat this. Make the entire savage family watch "Free Willy" on your phone.
>demand civilised food
>kindly savage children offer you a small chocolate treat
>inhale it as fast as you can
>begin to choke to death
>savages pound on your enormous back with a boat paddle
>cough up a plastic egg containing a toy
>As you flee remember to call your lawyer and sue them for attempted murder
>go back home
>this time TSA and Customs remember to probe your anus as is right
>don't want another septemberth of 11
>call lawyer, can't sue anyone since he was killed in a mass shooting
>go online instead
>proceed to tell the world how savage Greenland is

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HAHAH BURGER
AHAHA

If that's oc you've got serious problems in life

Gud

burga

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Booker Prize material right there
Keep up the good work

>If that's oc you've got serious problems in life

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>tfw most americans on this site like the gigantic burgers but you like the small old diner style burgers

is this treason?